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Blocktopia: Mine for Survival!

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Players:	90/700	Votes:	3064
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Astral Staffs Crafted:	20	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	7
Celestial Beings Befriended:	5	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2
Celestial Gardens Planted:	3	Villages Defended:	12
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5	Farms Harvested:	445
Dark Rituals Completed:	3	Epic Quests Completed:	9
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	22	Divine Spears Created:	25
Gryphons Tamed:	2	Dragon Scales Harvested:	217

Looking for a reason to stay alive? Look no further than our Minecraft server! Why waste your time in the real world when you can join us for epic adventures and endless fun? We’ve got more diamonds than a Kardashian’s jewelry box, more creepers than a bad horror movie, and more laughs than a stand-up comedy show!

Join us and you’ll be greeted by a friendly community of players who are always down for a good time. Want to build a giant statue of Nicolas Cage riding a unicorn? Go for it! Feel like challenging a dragon to a dance-off? Why not! On our server, the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional server rule, but who reads those anyway?).

So come on down and join us for the craziest, most ridiculous Minecraft experience of your life. Who needs a reason to stay alive when you’ve got a Minecraft server this awesome to escape to?

Shrek vs. Shakespeare

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Players:	104/100	Votes:	4628
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Undead Armies Raised:	0	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	5
Infinity Stones Found:	3	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	26
Endless Night Skies:	2	Phantom Blocks Placed:	2
Astral Staffs Crafted:	7	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1
Magical Moments Shared:	11	Enchanted Armories Found:	5
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	2
Treasure Maps Found:	15	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2

come join our minecraft server if you want to understand the true meaning of life, like why people love shakespeare or why shrek is the ultimate meme lord. we have a secret underground library filled with shakespeare plays and shrek movie scripts for you to study. but beware, the library is guarded by a giant ogre who will only let you in if you can recite a sonnet while doing the macarena.

once you pass the ogre’s test, you will be granted access to our enchanted forest where you can ride on flying pigs and battle evil witches with your trusty diamond sword. but be careful, the witches have a secret weapon – they can turn you into a talking donkey if you’re not careful.

if you survive the enchanted forest, you will reach the ultimate challenge: the dragon’s lair. here, you must defeat the dragon in a rap battle to prove your worthiness. if you win, you will be crowned the king of the server and have access to the legendary golden toilet.

so come join us on our minecraft server and embark on the most epic quest of your life. who knows, you might even learn a thing or two about shakespeare and shrek along the way.

AquaMamaCraft: Women’s Water Woes

AquaMamaCraft, climate change, community health, economic implications, empowerment, environmental burden, gender inequality, Gender Roles, global impact, mental distress, physical strain, Resource Management, rural households, social justice, Sustainable development, time commitments, Water, water collection, water scarcity, well-being, woes, women’s welfare, Womens, WOMENS RIGHTS

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Players:	100/100	Votes:	2261
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	14	Pirate Ships Raided:	3
Enchanted Forests Planted:	10	Undead Armies Raised:	3
Endless Night Skies:	1	Divine Relics Bestowed:	10
Phantom Knights Defeated:	9	Animals Bred:	100
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2	Ender Pearl Glitches:	5
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2	Wailing Winds Heard:	4

Yo, on this server, we got a crazy world where climate change is making water collection even harder for women! But don’t worry, we got a solution – join our server and help these virtual women collect water in a fun and exciting way!

Imagine running around in Minecraft, trying to collect water while dodging crazy obstacles like flying pigs and exploding creepers. It’s a wild ride that will have you laughing and crying at the same time.

Plus, did we mention that every time you collect water, you’ll level up and unlock new powers? That’s right, you’ll be a water-collecting superhero in no time!

So come on, join our server and help these virtual women out. Who knows, you might even save the world from climate change while you’re at it. Or at least have a good time trying!

Severation SMP: Where semi-vanilla means half-milk, half-chocolate. No straw needed!

Community, Competitions, contributions, Datapacks, Decision making, Discord, discord role, Friends, halfchocolate, halfmilk, hermitcraft, Homes, inspiration, Means, Needed, new life, Player Markets, Plugins, Public, Semivanilla, Server, Severation, smp, straw, Tpa, Vanilla, Whitelist

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Players:	98/1000	Votes:	8146
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Phantom Blocks Placed:	7	Forbidden Relics Collected:	6
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	10	Curse of Binding Applied:	1
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	13	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	15
Divine Relics Bestowed:	7	Werewolf Howls Heard:	4
Herobrine Sightings:	9	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2
Magic Wands Crafted:	14	Potions Brewed:	101
Immortal Potions Brewed:	14	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5

Minecraft Server Overview

Server Up Since	28/06
Inspiration
Main Focus	Community interactions, player markets, shared decision making
Community Contribution	Encouraged through competitions and rewards

Plugins

Dynmap
PlayerTimeTracker
InteractiveChat + DiscordSRV (You can type [item] [inv])
Advanced Teleport (TPA/Homes)

Datapacks

Health Indicator
Playerheads
Mobheads
Multiplayer Sleep
Blazeandcave Advancements

FAQ

Q: How can I join the server?

A: You can request to join our server on our 18+ discord: https://discord.gg/MpDSzCDjky

Q: What type of competitions do you hold?

A: Competitions such as “Most mined X”, or “Most slain Mob X”, with rewards like visual Discord roles.

Q: Can I contribute to the community in other ways?

A: Yes, small interactions like chatting are important for community building.

BabyFaceCutie Minecraft Server

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Players:	100/1000	Votes:	4494
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Titanic Battles Fought:	21	Runes Activated:	6
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	Infinite Doors Opened:	2
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	3
Powerful Allies Recruited:	3	Mineshafts Explored:	5
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	5	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	113
Villages Defended:	13	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as your imagination? Look no further than this server where even the most unexpected things can happen! Join us and witness the epic battle between a fat pedophile with a baby face cutie patootie and Tyrone, who just wants to bust a fat load on those chubby cheeks. With crazy stories like this happening every day, you’ll never be bored on this server! So come on, join us and let the madness begin!

Crafty LOLG Minecraft Server

aatrox, Account Stats, Anima Squad, aurora, bel’veth, briar, Builds, Crafty, Illaoi, league of legends, leona, lolg, Minecraft, miss fortune, Model Viewer, OP pastebin, patch notes, PBE Patch Notes, Racebait spam filters, reksai, Seraphine, Server, Witch Between Worlds, xayah, Yasuo, yuumi

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Players:	101/400	Votes:	8094
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Evil Twin Fights:	1	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	2	Mimic Chests Discovered:	1
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Epic Quests Completed:	13
Haunted Mines Explored:	1	Epic Shields Constructed:	35
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2	Chaos Gates Opened:	1
Runes Activated:	0	Spectral Entities Defeated:	5
Vanishing Structures Built:	4	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	10

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server you’ll ever experience! Join now and witness the arrival of Aurora, the Witch Between Worlds, who will cast spells and brew potions like you’ve never seen before.

Our Anima Squad includes Illaoi, Yasuo, Xayah, and even a Legendary Seraphine who will serenade you with her music. But that’s not all, we also have a Mythic Variant of Miss Fortune who will bring chaos to the battlefield, along with Yuumi and Leona in their prestigious forms.

And don’t forget about our Primordian champions like Bel’Veth, Briar, Rek’Sai, and Aatrox who will unleash their powers upon anyone who dares to challenge them.

Join us now for the craziest adventures, the most epic battles, and the wildest stories you’ll ever experience in the world of Minecraft. Don’t miss out on the fun, join our server today and let the madness begin!

AutisticSisNoDiamonds

adhd, autism, AutisticSisNoDiamonds, Chores, Communication Issues, compassion, Conflict Resolution, emotional regulation, family dynamics, mental health, neurodiversity, panic attacks, parenting challenges, self esteem, sibling relationships, sibling rivalry, sibling support, social anxiety, teenage behavior, Understanding

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Players:	98/600	Votes:	1855
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Falling into the Void:	1	Crystal Wands Charged:	19
Evil Lairs Raided:	5	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1
Ender Pearl Glitches:	2	Underground Cities Explored:	3
Crops Grown:	3721	Forbidden Tomes Read:	5
Rune Stones Activated:	11	Heroic Legacies Created:	1
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3	Infinity Stones Found:	2
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	18

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as your little sister’s mood swings? Look no further! Join our server for a rollercoaster of emotions and chaos that will make dealing with your sister seem like a walk in the park.

We understand the struggles of dealing with difficult family members, which is why we offer a safe space for you to unleash your frustrations and let loose. Need to yell and scream? Go for it! Want to ignore your responsibilities and play Minecraft all day? We’ve got you covered.

Our server is the perfect place to let out all your pent-up anger and frustration, just like how your sister throws tantrums to get her way. And don’t worry, we won’t ground you or take away your electronics – we encourage you to let it all out in the virtual world.

So come join us and release all that built-up tension in a fun and hilarious way. Who knows, maybe after a session on our server, dealing with your sister will seem like a piece of cake. Let’s game on, and remember – it’s okay to be a little bratty sometimes!

BlockyConfessions

10. Concealed regrets, 11. Unspoken offenses, 12. Undisclosed blunders, 13. Unacknowledged faults, 14. Unshared missteps, 15. Unvoiced regrets, 16. Unexposed misdeeds, 17. Unconfessed wrongs, 18. Silent sins, 19. Buried secrets, 2. Hidden sins, 20. Unrevealed transgressions., 3. Guilty conscience, 4. Unconfessed transgressions, 5. Regretful actions, 6. Private wrongdoings, 7. Unrevealed mistakes, 8. Shameful deeds, 9. Covert misbehavior, BlockyConfessions, Secret misdeeds

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Players:	97/500	Votes:	5706
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Talking Trees Consulted:	1	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2
Evil Twin Fights:	2	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	21	Glitched Entities Encountered:	5
Demon Skulls Collected:	37	Phantom Knights Defeated:	5
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3

Are you tired of keeping your darkest secrets buried deep within your soul? Well, fear not, because on our Minecraft server, we encourage you to embrace your inner mischief maker! Join us and let your wildest fantasies run wild as you build, create, and unleash chaos upon the world.

Ever wanted to create a giant statue of yourself made entirely out of diamond blocks? Or maybe you’ve dreamt of constructing a roller coaster that launches unsuspecting players into the sky? On our server, the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few pesky building restrictions).

But that’s not all! Rumor has it that buried deep within the server lies a hidden treasure so valuable, it could make you the richest player in all of Minecraft. Are you brave enough to embark on a quest to find it? Or will you be too busy pranking your fellow players with exploding chickens and invisible walls?

So come join us on our server, where secrets are meant to be shared and chaos reigns supreme. Who knows, you might just discover a side of yourself you never knew existed. Just remember, what happens on the server, stays on the server…or does it? 😉

Bupropion Buffs: Antidepressant Weight Wars!

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Players:	96/300	Votes:	400
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	5
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1	Phantom Knights Defeated:	5
Powerful Allies Recruited:	2	Magic Items Found:	3551
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	9	Mythical Relics Collected:	13
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Celestial Events Witnessed:	2	Chimeras Created:	2
Magic Crystals Found:	12	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1

LOL COME JOIN OUR MINECRAFT SERVER, IT’S LIKE A BUPROPION FOR YOUR GAMING DIET! WE PROMISE YOU’LL GAIN LESS WEIGHT HERE THAN ON OTHER SERVERS! OUR STUDY SHOWS THAT PLAYERS WHO JOIN US DON’T GET AS CHUNKY AS THOSE ON OTHER SERVERS! SO COME ON AND JOIN THE FUN, WE’LL KEEP YOU LEAN AND MEAN IN THE MINECRAFT SCENE!

The Vanilla Club SMP – Where even creepers have membership cards! Join now for some Hermitcraft-like chaos!

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Players:	95/200	Votes:	5544
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1
Epic Mounts Acquired:	3	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3
Animals Bred:	21	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	56
Astral Projections Made:	4	Ether Blades Crafted:	11
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1	Magic Wands Crafted:	10
Glorious Feasts Held:	12	Haunted Chests Opened:	5
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	2	Void Armor Forged:	13

About Us

The Club SMP is a 16+ vanilla Minecraft server started in early 2022 with the goal of uniting a community of friends using Minecraft as a medium. We believe that true fun in Minecraft comes with the interactions and friends you make while playing.

Hardware & Setup

Alongside our amazing community, we also boast a fully self-hosted dedicated machine for the server, running modern blazing-fast hardware topped off with carefully tweaked server-sided optimization mods. This ensures minimal impact of lag while maintaining vanilla parity and allows our players to focus on what matters the most: gameplay.

Server Specs:

CPU	AMD Ryzen 5 7600X
RAM	8GB DDR5-6000 CL30 (32GB total)
Location	San Jose, California, United States
Platform	Fabric 1.21

Mods & Tweaks

Datapacks:

Anti Enderman, Ghast, & Creeper Grief
Double Shulker Shells
Dragon Drops Elytra + Egg
Mob Head Drops
Player Head Drops
Silence Mobs

Optional client-sided modpack: The Club SMP Experience Edition

Application

Join our Discord Server
Read through our server guide + rules
Submit an application via our application link
Wait up to 24 hours for someone to contact you
Short Interview
Application Decision and Whitelist