OMG guys, you have to join this epic Minecraft SMP because one time I was building a giant chicken coop and out of nowhere a herd of flying pigs descended from the sky and started raining down golden carrots on me while I was trying to tame a wild llama with a disco ball on its head. It was so random and hilarious, you never know what kind of crazy shenanigans will happen on this server! Plus, we have a secret underground base filled with llamas wearing top hats and monocles, it’s the most boujee thing you’ll ever see in Minecraft. So come join us and experience the wildest and most unexpected adventures in the blocky world!
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CreeperLove Minecraft SMP
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Zelensky’s Trumped Up Lecture
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PutinCraft: Inside Job
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Puppy Paradise Server
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oh, and did i mention that every player gets their own personal unicorn mount? yep, you heard me right. ride around in style on a majestic unicorn while you explore the vast lands of our server.
so, what are you waiting for? come join us at xxx.NoDogsAllowed.xxx and experience the most insane Minecraft server you’ve ever seen!