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BaldBarberCraft

bald barber, BaldBarberCraft, Barber, barber clients, barber community, barber culture, barber grooming, barber hierarchy, barber humor, barber industry, barber jokes, barber line, barber profession, barber relationships, barber services, barber shop, barber skills, barber stereotypes, barber techniques, barber tools, barber traditions

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Players:	95/300	Votes:	6494
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	3	Phoenix Feathers Found:	13
Blood Moons Survived:	0	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	6
Heroic Legacies Created:	7	Towns Built:	9
Curse of Binding Applied:	5	Astral Staffs Crafted:	19
Phantom Blocks Placed:	6	Epic Quests Completed:	5

lol join our epic minecraft server where the barbers are so good they have their own barbers who are also bald. why join? because our server is so lit, even the creepers wear sunglasses to protect their eyes from all the explosions. plus, our diamond ore is actually made of chocolate so you can mine and snack at the same time. also, rumor has it that herobrine himself plays on our server and he’s actually a super chill dude who just wants to build cool stuff. so come join us and experience the most epic and hilarious minecraft adventures ever!

ViralCraft: DNA Survival

Cancer, cellular biology, Dna, Evolution, genetic material, Harmless, Human genome, infection, Medical research, oncology, Primate ancestors, REAWAKENED, research, scientists, Survival, Tens of millions of years ago, Thrive, tumor growth, Viral DNA, ViralCraft, Viruses

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Players:	94/700	Votes:	2470
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Meteorite Armor Created:	30	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	9
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	Dragon Scales Harvested:	367
Meteorites Collected:	4	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2
Endless Legions Commanded:	12	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Mines Excavated:	4133
Vanishing Items Found:	2	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	34	Celestial Events Witnessed:	1

yo, so like, this server is like the ultimate survival challenge, but with a twist! we got viruses infecting your DNA, just like in real life! but don’t worry, it’s all for fun and games, right? join us and see if you can survive and thrive like a cancer cell in this crazy Minecraft world. who knew viruses could be so lit, amirite? come join the madness and see if you got what it takes to conquer the ultimate genetic challenge!

nitent network

Adventure, base, BATTLING, Biomes, building, Challenges, Community, Creative, Cross-Play, dynamic, Economy, Events, Exploration, Friends, gameplay, KitPvP, LifeSteal, Minigames, Plugins, PvP, Survival, Tournaments, Updates, Vanilla, vibrant

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Players:	94/100	Votes:	9058
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Mythical Swords Crafted:	62	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	10
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	Hidden Passages Discovered:	6
Crystal Wands Charged:	13	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	3
Alternate Realities Explored:	2	Void Armor Forged:	22
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	11	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5
Invisible Pathways Walked:	6	Alien Abductions:	2

### Welcome to Nitent Network!

Nitent Network is a vibrant and dynamic Minecraft community dedicated to providing an exceptional gaming experience. With a focus on creativity, adventure, and community, we offer a variety of game modes, events, and features that cater to players of all interests and skill levels.

#### Key Features: – **Diverse Game Modes:** From survival to creative, PvP to minigames, there’s something for everyone. – **Regular Updates:** We continuously add new content, plugins, and features to keep the gameplay fresh and exciting. – **Community Events:** Join in on our frequent events, tournaments, and challenges to compete for exclusive rewards. – **Custom Plugins:** Enjoy unique gameplay enhancements with our custom plugins, designed to add new dimensions to your Minecraft experience. – **Active Community:** Connect with fellow players, make new friends, and engage with a supportive and friendly community.

Join us today and embark on an unforgettable journey in the world of Nitent Network! Whether you’re building your dream base, battling it out in PvP, or exploring new biomes, there’s always something amazing waiting for you.

play.nitent.fun:6994

Mystical Craft

Claims, Cross-Play, Economy, Grief Protection, Minecraft, Mystical Craft, PvE, PvP, Server, smp, Vanilla, vienminer, Whitelist

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Players:	98/900	Votes:	7819
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1	Magical Familiars Summoned:	1
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	10	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6
Mimic Chests Discovered:	1	Zombie Dances:	10
Vanishing Structures Built:	3	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	18
Living Statues Befriended:	2	Mysterious Portals Opened:	17
Astral Amulets Crafted:	44	Cozy Campfires Lit:	5
Treasure Maps Found:	2	New Chunks Explored:	358867

Mystical Craft is a up and coming vanilla Minecraft SMP with grief protection, claims, vienminer and more! Coming soon!!

Whitelisted for now 🙂

mysticalcraftsmp.mc.gg:25624

COME IN FASTER DONATION DISTRIBUTION /HACK Minecraft server

building, come in faster, Community, Creative, distribution, donation, Economy, Exploration, Factions, Fun, Gaming, Hack, Minecraft, Minigames, multiplayer, ONLINE, Roleplay, Server, Survival

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Players:	93/100	Votes:	1237
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	6	Mythical Swords Crafted:	53
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3
New Chunks Explored:	675390	Cursed Statues Activated:	2
Zombie Dances:	7	Chaos Gates Opened:	3
Endless Staircases Climbed:	3	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	355
Elemental Crystals Collected:	78	Cursed Swords Broken:	1
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	3

The owner of the server “COME IN FASTER DONATION HACK” has not added a description yet. This Minecraft server is very different from other servers, but not like the others.

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AttackTime Minecraft Server

action sequence, attack timing, AttackTime, Battle tactics, Combat strategy, Competitive Gaming, Decision making, Game Mechanics, game tactics, gaming strategy, Minecraft, Multiplayer Games, player order, player strategy, Server, strategic planning, strategic thinking, strategic warfare, tactical combat, Tactical Gameplay, turn based strategy, video game tactics, waiting for turn

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Players:	92/900	Votes:	9206
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Alien Abductions:	2	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	7
Phantom Knights Defeated:	3	Mythical Swords Crafted:	98
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4	Cursed Taverns Survived:	1
Evil Lairs Raided:	2	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	13	Star Shards Collected:	150
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1	Haunted Forests Traversed:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where you have to wait your turn to attack? Well, look no further because on our server, it’s always your turn to attack! We have a special potion that gives you superhuman strength and speed, so you can take down mobs and other players with ease. Plus, our custom-built PvP arena is filled with obstacles and traps to keep things interesting. Join now and show everyone who’s boss in the ultimate battle royale!

SecuredCraft SMP – LinuxLolz

desktop operating systems, Desktoptards, eBPF, Firejail, flatpak, GNU/Linux desktops, insecure, JIT compiler, JIT spraying, kernel, less secure, linux kernel, LinuxLolz, MacOS, malicious application, memory unsafe language, MS-DOS security model, no strong sandboxing, RCE vulnerability, sandboxing applications, SecuredCraft, security vulnerabilities, smp, Snap, unfixed bugs, user space code, W^X violation, Weak sandboxing, windows 10

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Players:	98/100	Votes:	4472
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4	Mines Excavated:	2943
Holy Grails Found:	5	Divine Relics Bestowed:	14
Ender Pearl Glitches:	2	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	5	Evil Twin Fights:	3
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	2
Orbs of Power Found:	6	Undead Armies Raised:	5
Chimeras Created:	4	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1

Are you tired of those GNU/Linux desktoptards thinking they’re all that? Well, we’ve got the perfect place for you to show them who’s boss! Join our Minecraft SMP where we laugh in the face of weak sandboxing and insecure kernels.

Forget about Flatpak, Firejail, and Snap – we like to live life on the edge with all applications having access to each other’s data. Who needs privacy anyway, am I right?

And don’t even get us started on the kernel. It’s like running all user space code as root in PID 1 – talk about living dangerously! But hey, who needs security when you can have unfixed bugs and memory unsafe languages prone to bugs?

So if you’re looking for a wild ride filled with chaos, vulnerabilities, and a whole lot of laughs at the expense of GNU/Linux desktoptards, then come join our Minecraft SMP today! Just remember to bring your sense of humor and maybe a little bit of common sense too.

DadCare Minecraft Server

aita, baby, child, Communication, Conflict, dad, DadCare, family, Father, Frustration, involvement, Minecraft, Mother, neglect, newborn, parenting, RESPONSIBILITY, Server, sibling, sister, standing up, Support, work

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Players:	104/900	Votes:	2227
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	12	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	5	Crystal Wands Charged:	15
Omnipotent Charms Created:	2	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2
Love Letters Sent:	3	Magic Items Found:	7856
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4	Ether Blades Crafted:	19
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	Magic Wands Crafted:	21
Cursed Amulets Found:	1	Vanishing Structures Built:	5

Looking for a Minecraft server that will make you feel like a baby being taken care of by your mom? Look no further! Join our server where we promise to feed you, bathe you, and give you all the attention you need just like a newborn baby.

Just like the dad in the story, our staff may seem a bit lazy at times, but don’t worry, we’ll always come through in the end (hopefully). And if you ever feel neglected, just cry out for attention and we’ll make sure someone is there to distract you and make you feel special.

So come join us on our server where you’ll never have to worry about being ignored or left to fend for yourself. We may not be the most responsible parents, but we’ll definitely make sure you have a good time!

KidCutsNoMore

Barber, barbering techniques, child haircut, child’s rights, CLIPPERS, comfort, consent, discipline, emotional, Father, KidCutsNoMore, Moisturize, parenting, professional ethics, punishment, Razor, refusal, scalp care, Trauma, walk in

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Players:	102/200	Votes:	7105
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Elemental Crystals Collected:	93	Legendary Items Repaired:	6
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1	Phantom Rings Equipped:	16
Celestial Gardens Planted:	6	Zombie Dances:	7
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	18	Legendary Scepters Created:	6
Evil Lairs Raided:	7	Emeralds Found:	418
Enchanted Forests Planted:	8	Astral Staffs Crafted:	11
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	16	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we promise not to give you a “punishment” haircut like the poor kid in this story! Our barbers are all trained in the art of pixelated hair cutting, so you can trust us to give you a stylish new ‘do without any tears or fears.

Join our server for a chance to experience the thrill of mining for diamonds while getting a virtual haircut at the same time! Who knows, maybe you’ll stumble upon a rare block that can transform your character’s hair into a fabulous rainbow color.

And don’t worry, we won’t force you to go bald unless you specifically ask for it. Unlike some parents out there, we believe in letting our players express themselves freely in the world of Minecraft. So come join us for a fun and hair-raising adventure like no other!

CraftyCash Minecraft Server

budgeting, CraftyCash, debt management, Financial Advice, financial choices, financial decisions, financial education, Financial goals, financial lessons, financial literacy, financial mistakes, Financial Planning, financial regrets, Financial Success, investing, long-term financial planning., Minecraft, money management, money mistakes, personal finance, saving money, Server, worst financial decision

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Players:	109/600	Votes:	5181
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Orbs of Power Found:	5	Evil Twin Fights:	1
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4	Animals Bred:	149
Celestial Gardens Planted:	4	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	10	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	20
Fairy Circles Danced In:	11	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1
Herobrine Sightings:	5	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1

Have you ever spent all your diamonds on a pig saddle, only to have the pig run off a cliff and explode into a million pieces? Well, fear not, because on our Minecraft server, you can make even worse financial decisions and still come out on top! Join us and experience the thrill of buying useless items from shady villagers, only to have them mysteriously disappear the next day. It’s like playing the stock market, but with more creepers! So come on down and see if you can bankrupt yourself in the most ridiculous ways possible. Who needs diamonds when you have the satisfaction of knowing you wasted them all on a giant statue of a chicken? Join now and start making terrible financial decisions today!