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ChoiceCraft 1.21

Ability, aging, Alien, CHANGE, choicecraft, Consuming, control, diet, dreams, eternal youth, Flesh, gift, Manipulation, PARASITE, Pregnancy, REJUVENATION, sex, Sorcerer, transformation, VEGETABLES, Water

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Players:	109/500	Votes:	5393
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Phantom Knights Defeated:	8	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6
Battle Standards Raised:	12	Orbs of Power Found:	3
Cozy Campfires Lit:	15	Celestial Crowns Worn:	3
Dragons Tamed:	5	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3
Magic Wands Crafted:	12	Astral Orbs Gathered:	15
Soul Swords Wielded:	4	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	27
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1	Astral Staffs Crafted:	14

Yo, bro, imagine this – on this Minecraft server, you can choose between becoming a shapeshifter by eating someone’s flesh or carrying an alien inside you for cash money! It’s like a crazy dream, but it’s real! And if that’s not wild enough, you can control someone’s mind by eating only veggies and water, or stay forever young by having sex but getting older each time. It’s like a twisted fairytale come to life, man! Join us and choose your destiny, but choose wisely – things are about to get crazy up in here!

BiscuitBanditMC

biscuit, biscuit grabbing, BiscuitBanditMC, breakfast etiquette, buffet behavior, buffet etiquette, dining etiquette, Etiquette, hotel behavior, hotel breakfast, hotel breakfast buffet, hotel dining, hotel experience, hotel guest, hotel rules, Manners, proper manners, social norms, tongs, tongs use

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Players:	107/100	Votes:	5605
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2
Evil Lairs Raided:	5	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6
Fairy Circles Danced In:	4	Endless Legions Commanded:	17
Dragons Tamed:	7	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1
Phoenix Feathers Found:	8	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	7
Secret Libraries Discovered:	1	New Chunks Explored:	825136
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2

So, picture this: You’re peacefully enjoying your breakfast buffet at our Minecraft server’s spawn point, when suddenly you reach for a virtual biscuit without using the virtual tongs. Out of nowhere, an NPC (non-player character) appears and starts screaming, “You have to use the virtual tongs!” The NPC’s eyes are practically bulging out of their head as they continue to scold you for your biscuit-grabbing faux pas.

But wait, it gets even crazier. The NPC’s family shows up, including a virtual wife and granddaughter, and they all start shaking their heads in disappointment while muttering, “Use the tongs, use the tongs.” You try to apologize and promise to use the tongs next time, but the NPC just won’t let it go. They continue to glare at you with virtual daggers in their eyes, making you feel like you’ve committed a virtual crime.

Join our Minecraft server for this kind of wild and wacky adventure! Who knew grabbing a biscuit could cause so much virtual drama? Use the tongs or face the wrath of the virtual breakfast police!

CozyCrafterMC SMP

binge-worthy, chill vibes, comfort movie, comfort series, comfort show, Cozy, CozyCrafterMC, Entertainment, Escape, Favorite, Feel-Good, film, happy place, Heartwarming, Nostalgia, Recommendation, Relaxing, smp, soothing, stress relief, tv show, Uplifting

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Players:	97/900	Votes:	8480
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Legendary Items Repaired:	2	Falling into the Void:	0
Portal Loops Escaped:	1	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	Cozy Campfires Lit:	18
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	6	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0
Treasure Maps Found:	3	Astral Amulets Crafted:	24
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	24
Demon Skulls Collected:	43	Divine Spears Created:	23

OMG, you gotta join this Minecraft SMP, it’s like the best thing since sliced bread! We have flying pigs, talking cows, and a secret underground disco party every Saturday night. Plus, the owner is a wizard who can turn your diamond pickaxe into a diamond pickaxe with a mustache. It’s like, totally epic, bro.

But wait, there’s more! We have a secret treasure hunt where you can find enchanted golden carrots that give you super speed and the ability to shoot lasers from your eyes. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a hidden portal to a dimension where everything is made of candy. It’s like Willy Wonka’s chocolate factory, but with creepers instead of Oompa Loompas.

So come join us on this wild ride of chaos and craziness. Who knows what kind of wacky adventures await you in this Minecraft SMP? Just remember to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity. It’s gonna be a blast, I promise!

MinecraftMentalBoosts

acupuncture, Alternative Medicine, aromatherapy, coping mechanisms, creativity, Exercise, hobbies, journaling, laughter therapy, meditation, mental health, mindfulness, MinecraftMentalBoosts, music therapy, Nature, positive affirmations, relaxation techniques, self-care, social support, Therapy, weird

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Players:	99/1000	Votes:	6640
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Secret Guilds Joined:	2	Rune Stones Activated:	3
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1	Elemental Crystals Collected:	41
Lost Cities Unearthed:	5	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3
Ender Pearl Glitches:	4	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	15
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	12	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1
Epic Mounts Acquired:	5	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1

Are you tired of boring ol’ therapy sessions and meditation apps? Well, come join our Minecraft server and let the power of block-building and diamond mining heal your soul! Our virtual world is filled with magical creatures, like flying pigs and dancing creepers, that will make you forget all your worries. Plus, rumor has it that our enchanted diamond pickaxes have special healing powers that can cure even the most stubborn cases of the Mondays. So come on, join us and let’s mine our way to happiness together!

CraftyAssassinIran

artist, ASSASSINATE, Conspiracy, CraftyAssassinIran, Dissident, Espionage, EXPOSED, Foreign, germany, Government, intelligence, International, investigation, iran, opposition, Plot, Political, Régime, SECURITY, Terrorism, threat

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Players:	100/500	Votes:	2017
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Mystic Runes Engraved:	7	Falling into the Void:	3
Teleportation Mishaps:	1	Cursed Lands Purified:	7
Phoenix Feathers Found:	12	Alternate Realities Explored:	2
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	19	Endless Staircases Climbed:	3
Animals Bred:	114	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	15
Cozy Campfires Lit:	18	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1
Holy Grails Found:	4	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	17

LOL come join our Minecraft server where we expose all the wacky plots happening in Iran like trying to assassinate a dissident artist in Germany. But don’t worry, on our server, you can build your own secret hideout to avoid any crazy assassination attempts. Plus, we have a secret underground bunker where you can hide from any evil dictators trying to take you out. So come on over and join the fun, you never know what kind of wild adventures you’ll encounter on our server!

Leaf RNA Microbe Haven

biology, discovery, Environment, Environmental Science, findings, Haven, influence, interactions, leaf, leaf microbiome, leaves, Microbe, microbial communities, microbiology, plant health, plant-microbe interactions, research, RNA, RNA-Sequencing, Shaping, study, surface

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Players:	94/600	Votes:	7198
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Phantom Horses Ridden:	1	Magical Moments Shared:	25
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3
Enchanted Forests Planted:	6	Ancient Ruins Explored:	4
Soul Swords Wielded:	4	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	22	Mysterious Portals Opened:	5
Whispering Shadows Heard:	4	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	7
Battle Standards Raised:	7	Divine Relics Bestowed:	13

LOL come join our epic Minecraft server where the leaves have RNA on them and it shapes the WHOLE MICROBIAL COMMUNITIES, bro! like, imagine being a leaf and having RNA control your whole life, wild right? join us and see how RNA on leaves can influence plant health and make the environment go WACKY! it’s like a sci-fi movie but in Minecraft, so come on and play with us, it’s gonna be LIT! 🌿🔬🤪 #RNAonLeaves #MicrobialMadness #MinecraftMayhem

Infinity Isles

commands, Community, Connection, creativity, Dimensions, Discord, donation, Events, Infinity, Isles, Minecraft, multiplayer, Prizes, quality of life, Resources, server performance, smp, Structures, Survival, Toxicity, voice chats

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Players:	107/700	Votes:	7830
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4	Celestial Crowns Worn:	2
Mythical Relics Collected:	7	Void Armor Forged:	14
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Endless Night Skies:	1
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	47	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	5	Cursed Swords Broken:	1
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	9	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4	Vanishing Items Found:	8

Infinity Isles Minecraft Server
Overview:	Infinity Isles is a semi-vanilla, whitelisted, 18+ Minecraft server with a focus on community and quality of life improvements.

Why Join Infinity Isles?

Primarily vanilla survival server with helpful plugins
Whitelisted to ensure a mature and friendly community
Hosted on the East Coast of the US for optimal connectivity
Player-run shopping district and regular community events
Resource worlds for gathering materials without disturbing the main world
No pay-to-win donation perks, all proceeds used to improve the server
Active staff team committed to creating a positive environment
Active Discord server for community interaction

FAQs:

Q: Can I join the server if I am under 18 years old?	A: No, Infinity Isles is an 18+ server and only accepts players who meet this age requirement.
Q: Are griefers tolerated on the server?	A: No, griefing is not allowed on Infinity Isles. Our staff handles such incidents promptly and with zero tolerance.
Q: Is there a player-run economy on the server?	A: Yes, Infinity Isles has a player-run shopping district where players can set up their own shops and trade with others.
Q: Are there regular events on the server?	A: Yes, the server holds bi-weekly events with prizes, as well as off-schedule activities like Storage Wars and Charity Events.
Q: How can I donate to the server?	A: Donation options are available on our website here.

Epic Quest Hub 1.20.6

1.20.6, card games, celebration, cherished memory, Epic, family bonding, family fun, family tradition, father-daughter competition, friendly rivalry, game night, Hub, Important milestone, long-awaited win, milestone achievement, Preference, proud moment, quality time, Quest, special moment, sweet victory, ten years in the making, triumph, Victory

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Players:	109/200	Votes:	7829
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Invisible Pathways Walked:	8	Players Killed by Monsters:	5930
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	32	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	34
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	6	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3
Divine Relics Bestowed:	5	Mythical Swords Crafted:	31
Cozy Campfires Lit:	10	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	26	Forbidden Relics Collected:	3
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0	Evil Twin Fights:	2

Yo, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server, I swear it’s like beating your dad in Preference after 10 freakin’ years! It’s that epic, man! Like, you’ll feel like a total boss when you conquer all those pixelated blocks and mobs. Plus, you can show off to your dad how much of a gaming pro you’ve become. So, what are you waiting for? Join now and dominate like you’ve never dominated before!

WifeWars Minecraft Server

ADD, Attention, career, continuous contract, dreams, education, family, finances, Healthcare, interview process, Kids, medical school, Minecraft, Moving, Nurse, Pension, relationships, residency, Server, substitute teacher, supporting wife, WifeWars

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Players:	104/500	Votes:	4710
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Lost Souls Rescued:	1	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Holy Grails Found:	1
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3	Evil Twin Fights:	3
Forbidden Doors Opened:	3	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	12
Horror Stories Survived:	6	Meteorites Collected:	4
Epic Weapons Forged:	9	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more dramatic and intense than your wife’s sudden decision to go to medical school? Look no further! Our server is so wild, it’ll make your wife’s midlife crisis look like a walk in the park.

Join us for the ultimate adventure where you’ll face challenges more daunting than moving across the country with two young kids. Our server will test your skills and patience just like trying to reason with your wife when she’s hyper-focused on planning a vacation.

With gameplay so engaging, you’ll forget all about your worries of starting over as a substitute teacher and leaving your beloved continuous contract behind. Who needs job security when you can immerse yourself in a world where the only thing you need to worry about is surviving the night?

So, if you’re looking for an escape from real-life chaos and want to support your wife’s dreams without actually moving across the country, join our server now! Who knows, maybe you’ll even find the time to interact with your wife and kids in between epic battles and building your dream virtual world.

UnderwearCraft

Boundaries, clothesline, Communication, CONSERVATIVE, domestic duties, EMBARRASSMENT, granny panties, hanging laundry, household chores, household responsibilities, Laundry, laundry day, laundry etiquette, laundry mishap, misunderstanding, neighborly etiquette, relationship, underwear, UnderwearCraft, vacuuming, washing dishes

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Players:	100/300	Votes:	9180
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Epic Shields Constructed:	16	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	22
Soul Contracts Signed:	4	Votes:	2472
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3
Glorious Feasts Held:	18	Haunted Forests Traversed:	6
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Immortal Potions Brewed:	13
Astral Amulets Crafted:	35	Battle Standards Raised:	8
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0

Looking for a Minecraft server that will keep you on your toes? Look no further! Our server is so wild, it’ll make hanging your girlfriend’s granny panties on the clothesline seem like a walk in the park.

Join us for epic adventures, crazy challenges, and unexpected twists at every turn. Just like the time I accidentally aired out my girlfriend’s unmentionables for the whole neighborhood to see. Trust me, you’ll never have a dull moment on our server!

So if you’re ready for a rollercoaster of laughs, drama, and pure chaos, come join us! Just remember, what happens on our server stays on our server (unless, of course, you hang your girlfriend’s undies out to dry).

Infinity Isles Minecraft Server

Why Join Infinity Isles?

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