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Serious Craft Minecraft Server

4M subs, Craft, digital influencer, fanbase, gura, hololive, internet celebrity, Japanese entertainment industry, large following, members, Minecraft, Online Community, online content creator, online presence, popular streamer., priority, serious question, Server, viral sensation, virtual youtuber, Vtuber, zero talk

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Players:	110/900	Votes:	165
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Crops Grown:	8181	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	28
Enchantments Applied:	161	Undead Armies Raised:	4
Infinity Stones Found:	1	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0
Mythical Quests Completed:	17	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	27
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	23	Mystic Runes Engraved:	5
Epic Shields Constructed:	14	Astral Orbs Gathered:	17
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1

Are you tired of being overshadowed by Gura and her 4 million subs on that other Minecraft server? Well, fear not, because on our server, we prioritize the underdogs! We don’t care how many subs you have or how popular you are, everyone gets a chance to shine here.

Join us and become the star of the show, no matter how long it’s been since you last spoke in chat. We believe in giving everyone a voice, even if that voice is just a series of random keyboard smashes.

So why wait? Join our server today and show Gura who the real Minecraft queen is! Plus, rumor has it that our server is haunted by a ghostly chicken who will grant you three wishes if you can catch it. Just don’t ask for unlimited diamonds, that’s so last season.

Eternal Union Minecraft Server

acceptance, Asexual, Challenges, Commitment, Communication, Companionship, emotional connection, ETERNAL, Intimacy, long term, long term relationship, love, Marriage, Minecraft, nonsexual, Partnership, relationships, secrecy, Server, Support, taboo, Trust, Understanding, union

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Players:	107/100	Votes:	913
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Forbidden Relics Collected:	8	Dark Rituals Completed:	6
Forbidden Doors Opened:	3	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4
Villages Defended:	11	Cursed Statues Activated:	1
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0	Royal Courts Attended:	4
Fairy Circles Danced In:	4	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2
Mineshafts Explored:	5	Legendary Heroes Trained:	5
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	87	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	45

Yo, bros and broettes, do I have a server for you! Picture this: you log on, ready to build epic structures and mine for diamonds, but wait… there’s a twist! On this server, everyone is asexual! That’s right, no awkward sexual tension or drama here, just pure Minecraft fun! Join now and escape the awkward conversations about your lack of sex life, because on this server, nobody cares! Build, explore, and laugh your way through the ultimate asexual Minecraft experience!

Ripperoni Minecraft SMP Service

#youtube, convenience, desktop programs, Digital, Download, efficiency, Entertainment, file conversion, internet, Media, Minecraft, multimedia, Music, Online Services, rip audio, rip video, ripperoni, save to computer, service, smp, software, streaming, Technology, Video editing

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Players:	102/900	Votes:	268
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	10	Mythical Relics Collected:	17
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	14	Invisible Pathways Walked:	3
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	5
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	3	Cursed Statues Activated:	2
Dragonkin Hatched:	4	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0
Chaos Gates Opened:	1	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0

Are you tired of being limited to just watching YouTube videos online? Do you want the freedom to save all your favorite content directly to your computer? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is the answer to all your prayers!

Join our server and not only will you have access to an amazing community of players, but you’ll also have the opportunity to download all the YouTube videos and music you want directly to your computer. How is this possible, you ask? Well, our server is powered by a team of highly trained llamas who have mastered the art of extracting audio and video from YouTube with their magical powers.

So come join us and experience the thrill of downloading your favorite content while building epic structures and battling mobs in the world of Minecraft. Don’t miss out on this once in a lifetime opportunity to be part of something truly unique and absurdly hilarious!

NoCutQueue Minecraft Server

aita, assertive behavior, Assertiveness, Asshole, checkout line, Christmas spirit, Confrontation, Cut, ENTITLEMENT, Etiquette, grocery store, line, Manners, Minecraft, NoCutQueue, not letting, politeness, Queue, Respect, Server, shopping, WOMAN

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Players:	95/200	Votes:	8124
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0	Battle Standards Raised:	7
Soul Contracts Signed:	5	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	372
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3	Royal Courts Attended:	2
Enchanted Armories Found:	10	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	13
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5	Living Statues Befriended:	1
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3	Haunted Mines Explored:	1
Cursed Taverns Survived:	4	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	7

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we uphold the sacred law of grocery store etiquette! Join us if you’re tired of entitled players trying to cut the line and use “Christmas Spirit” as a weapon.

On our server, you’ll navigate through the virtual aisles with your trusty cart, ready to defend your spot in line against any sneaky players trying to edge their way in. Will you stand your ground like a true champion of grocery store justice, or will you succumb to the pressure and let them cut?

But beware, the stakes are high in this virtual grocery store showdown. Who knows what kind of crazy items players will be trying to check out with – from jello packs to enchanted diamond swords, anything goes in this epic battle of the checkout line!

So join us on our server and show the world that you have what it takes to be the ultimate grocery store warrior. And remember, on our server, the only line-cutting allowed is when you’re mining through the Nether!

BabyCardCraft

Approval, babies, BabyCardCraft, children, Christmas card, collage, Communication, controversy, cousins, family, Genetic, holiday, in-laws, lawsuit, love, misunderstandings, Permission, Pictures, relationships, Siblings, social media

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Players:	109/800	Votes:	6049
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Endless Night Skies:	1
Lunar Scepters Activated:	11	Immortal Potions Brewed:	4
Chaos Gates Opened:	1	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	1
Shadow Figures Spotted:	3	Endless Staircases Climbed:	1
Astral Mages Summoned:	3	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2
Crops Grown:	7011	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5
Royal Courts Attended:	1	Potions Brewed:	61

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where drama is always brewing like a witch’s cauldron! Join us for a wild ride filled with twists and turns that will make your head spin faster than a creeper on a sugar rush.

Looking for a place where family dynamics are more complicated than redstone contraptions? Look no further! Our server is like a soap opera set in the pixelated world of Minecraft, where relationships are tested and alliances are constantly shifting.

Join now and witness the epic saga of a player (F44) who finds herself in a sticky situation involving babies, Christmas cards, and a SIL (F43) who’s more unpredictable than a charged creeper. Will she be able to navigate the treacherous waters of family drama, or will she be blown to bits like a poorly placed TNT block?

So come on down to our server and experience the thrill of virtual family feuds, baby photo scandals, and more twists than a maze in the Nether. Who needs reality TV when you have Minecraft drama at your fingertips? Join now and let the chaos begin!

FutureSelfQs – Minecraft SMP

advice, Curiosity, future self, FutureSelfQs, introspection, Minecraft, personal growth, question.., Reflection, self actualization, SELF AWARENESS, Self Discovery, self esteem, self help, self improvement, self love, self reflection, self talk, self-care, self-empowerment, smp, time travel, wisdom

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Players:	99/500	Votes:	7527
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3	Unseen Monsters Slain:	4
Haunted Forests Traversed:	4	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	26
Cursed Amulets Found:	5	Runes Activated:	5
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2	Phoenix Feathers Found:	11
Living Statues Befriended:	2	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	21
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	2	Heroic Legacies Created:	4
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	9	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0

OMG guys, you HAVE to join this epic Minecraft SMP! Like, seriously, it’s like the coolest server ever. We have flying pigs, talking llamas, and a secret underground base full of diamond blocks. And get this, the owner is actually a wizard who can turn you into a unicorn if you ask nicely. Plus, there’s a rumor that Herobrine himself hangs out in our server and gives out free enchanted gear. So, like, why wouldn’t you want to join? It’s like a crazy adventure every time you log on. Trust me, you won’t regret it! #bestserverever #unicornsrule

XmasCraftMemz

celebration, childhood memory, christmas, Christmas memory, decorations, family, favourite Christmas memory, favourite memory, Festive, gift giving, Happiness, holiday, joy, love, magical time, Nostalgia, Santa Claus, special moment, tradition, winter wonderland, XmasCraftMemz

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Players:	93/900	Votes:	8997
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Divine Spears Created:	29	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	22	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	2
Buildings Constructed:	46	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	5
Rainbows Spotted:	3	Meteorites Collected:	3
Mysterious Portals Opened:	20	Omnipotent Charms Created:	2
Evil Twin Fights:	5	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	10
Farms Harvested:	602	Lost Souls Rescued:	6

Remember that time when Santa Claus himself joined our server and started handing out enchanted diamond swords to all the players? Yeah, that was epic. And then Rudolph the Red-Nosed Reindeer showed up and started leading us on a wild adventure through a winter wonderland filled with snow golems and exploding presents. It was like a Christmas movie come to life, but with creepers instead of elves. So if you want to experience crazy holiday shenanigans like that, you better join our Minecraft server ASAP!

ISIS Slayer Minecraft Server

Abu Yusif, CounterTerrorism, drone strike, extremist group, foreign policy, global threat, intelligence, Isis, kills, leader, MIDDLE EAST, military operation, military strategy, Minecraft, national security, precision strike, radical Islam, Server, slayer, Syria, targeted killing, Terrorism, US

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Players:	94/500	Votes:	1721
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2
Phantom Ships Sailed:	5	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4	Hidden Villages Discovered:	3
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Chaos Gates Opened:	2
Spectral Entities Defeated:	1	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	8
Potions Brewed:	59	Invisible Walls Found:	4
Legendary Scepters Created:	3	Evil Twin Fights:	3

LOL JOIN OUR SERVER CUZ WE KILLED ISIS LEADER ABU YUSIF IN MINECRAFT! YEAH, WE TOOK HIM DOWN WITH OUR DIAMOND SWORDS AND TNT! COME JOIN THE FUN AND HELP US TAKE DOWN MORE BAD GUYS IN THE BLOCKY WORLD! WHO NEEDS REAL WARFARE WHEN YOU CAN FIGHT TERRORISTS IN MINECRAFT, AMIRITE? LET’S GOOOOO!

MacronCraft: 10k Times More Fun!

10k, African migrants, citizenship, Colonialism, criticism, european union, France, French President, French territories, Fun, Government, immigration, indian ocean, INEQUALITY, Macron, MacronCraft, Mayotte, overseas department, overseas territories, Politics, POVERTY, Residents, Social Issues, Times

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Players:	92/700	Votes:	8372
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Paranormal Events Investigated:	3	Mystic Runes Engraved:	3
Undead Armies Raised:	0	Dragon Eggs Found:	3319
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	9	Magic Crystals Found:	25
Cursed Villages Purged:	1	Soul Contracts Signed:	1
Talking Trees Consulted:	6	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4
Lava Oceans Crossed:	1	Secret Passages Found:	6
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	15	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5

join dis minecraft server if you wanna escape da sh*t like Mayotte residents 😂 we got crazy adventures like fighting zombie chickens and riding llamas into battle 🐔🦙 plus, our secret underground base is filled with diamonds and gold 💎💰 but watch out for the evil villagers who will try to steal yo loot 🤑 come join us and be a part of the most epic minecraft server everrrrrr 🎮🔥 #YOLO #minecraftmadness

Shutdown Update Craze

app behavior, app shutdown, app starting up, app update, app update prompt, app version, CRAZE, prompt notification, Shutdown, shutdown prompt, software behavior, software shutdown, software starting up, software update, software update prompt, software version, starting up prompt, update, update preference, update prompt, update prompt preference, user behavior, user interaction

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Players:	97/800	Votes:	9455
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Curse of Binding Applied:	2	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	45
Undead Armies Raised:	2	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	3
Mysterious Portals Opened:	20	Legendary Heroes Trained:	1
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4	Backwards Speech Heard:	2
Magic Crystals Found:	10	Glitched Entities Encountered:	3
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2
Dragonkin Hatched:	3	Gryphons Tamed:	1

hey u! yea u! do u like minecraft? of course u do, who doesn’t! well guess what, we have the craziest, most epic minecraft server ever! u gotta join us cuz we got unicorns flying around, talking pigs, and even a secret diamond mine guarded by a dragon! yea, u heard me right, a freakin dragon! so what are u waiting for? come join us and let’s have the time of our lives in this wacky, wild world of minecraft! oh, and did i mention we have a secret disco party every saturday night? yea, it’s lit! so come on over and let’s get this party started!

Power Players’ Pixel Paradise

Behavior, cognitive bias, confirmation bias, digital communication, fake news, influence, influence tactics, information sharing, Manipulation, media literacy, Misinformation, motivation, online behavior, Paradise, PIXEL, Players, power, Propaganda, Psychology, sharing, social influence, social media, social-networking

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Players:	94/1000	Votes:	3321
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Orbs of Power Found:	8	Dragon Eggs Found:	3864
Epic Bosses Defeated:	4	Shattered Realms Restored:	2
Mines Excavated:	4330	Astral Amulets Crafted:	41
Epic Shields Constructed:	13	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	20
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Lost Cities Unearthed:	4
Cursed Amulets Found:	1	Endless Staircases Climbed:	0

so, like, u know how some peeps just wanna be like, the boss of everything? well, on this cray cray minecraft server, u can totally be the ultimate ruler of the land! u can build ur own kingdom, make peeps bow down to u, and spread fake news like a pro! join us if u wanna be the king of fake news and have peeps believe every word u say. plus, we have like, unicorns and flying pigs in the game, so why wouldn’t u wanna be a part of this madness? come join us and let’s rule the minecraft world together!