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Players: | 99/700 | Votes: | 5783 |
Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
Astral Orbs Gathered: | 15 | Backwards Speech Heard: | 4 |
Cuddly Creatures Pet: | 22 | Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: | 1 |
Wishing Wells Wished Upon: | 15 | Epic Quests Completed: | 17 |
Reality Warps Survived: | 0 | Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: | 0 |
Rainbows Spotted: | 9 | Celestial Blades Sharpened: | 13 |
Unseen Monsters Slain: | 8 | Time-Warping Watches Found: | 2 |
Mystic Runes Engraved: | 7 | Dragon Eggs Found: | 3603 |
Welcome to our Minecraft server where the cows are brown because apparently the kikes prophecy demands they be “perfectly red”! But guess what? We have ZERO red cows! Join us for a wild adventure where the cows are rebels and the rules are made up as we go along. Who needs red cows when you can have a whole herd of brown troublemakers?