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99%Craft: Future Edition

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Players:	106/800	Votes:	1343
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Mystic Runes Engraved:	6	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5
Astral Staffs Crafted:	14	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	55
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	24	Chimeras Created:	1
Invisible Pathways Walked:	8	Void Gems Collected:	27
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	2	Wailing Winds Heard:	2
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	21	Backwards Speech Heard:	6

Join our Minecraft server and experience the chaos of a world where pigs can fly, diamonds rain from the sky, and creepers do the Macarena instead of exploding! With a 99% chance of hilarity and insanity in the next 30 years, you won’t want to miss out on all the wacky adventures waiting for you on our server. Plus, rumor has it that the legendary Herobrine himself makes guest appearances to challenge players to dance-offs and bake-offs. So why wait? Join now and be prepared for the unexpected!

Creeper Invasion: Moscow Boom

aerial attack, boom, Conflict, creeper, Defense, defense capabilities, eastern europe, geopolitical tensions, international relations, Invasion, military depot, military strategy, military technology, Moscow, northwest of Moscow, russia, Russian town, SECURITY, strike, Surveillance, Ukraine, Ukrainian drones, unmanned aerial vehicles, WARFARE

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Players:	110/600	Votes:	6936
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	18	Demonic Pacts Formed:	2
Celestial Beings Befriended:	1	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	10	Mythical Swords Crafted:	31
Cursed Taverns Survived:	1	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2
Ghost Trains Ridden:	2	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1
Sentient Weapons Trained:	2	Cosmic Pies Baked:	7

Yo, yo, yo! Have you heard about this cray-cray Minecraft server where Ukrainian drones be strikin’ military depots in Russian towns?! It’s like a virtual war zone up in here, but with blocks and creepers and all that jazz! Join us and be part of the action as we build, battle, and blow stuff up like there’s no tomorrow! Plus, rumor has it that Herobrine himself is lurking around, ready to wreak havoc on unsuspecting players. So come on, join the madness and let’s see who will come out on top in this epic showdown!

Crafty Kids Meds Mayhem

adolescents, adverse events, Australia, Cannabis, cannabis products, children, Crafty, health, Kids, Marijuana, MAYHEM, medical cannabis, medical purposes, meds, meta analysis, new zealand, randomized clinical trials, research, Risk, side effects, study, systematic review, uk, US

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Players:	95/200	Votes:	9010
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	3
Ender Pearl Glitches:	1	Mythical Relics Collected:	5
Cozy Campfires Lit:	25	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2
Dragon Eggs Found:	1795	Invisible Pathways Walked:	4
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1	Divine Relics Bestowed:	7
Whispering Shadows Heard:	4	Sentient Weapons Trained:	4

so like, imagine a minecraft server where the grass is made of weed and the trees are giant joints, man. like, you can build your own cannabis castle and ride a flying bong to explore the land.

our server is so lit, it’s like a trip to the moon without leaving your computer chair. we have crazy events like the annual “stoned sheep race” where you can ride a sheep while high on virtual weed.

join us if you want to experience a whole new level of minecraft, where everything is 420-friendly and the only limit is your imagination. come get high on creativity and build the dankest creations with us!

ChokeStars Gaming

Abilities, action, Arenas, Battles, BUILD, challenge, Combat, Custom Mobs, dynamic, Economy, Epic, Explore, Factions, Guns, INTENSE, Limitless, Potential, PvE, PvP, Raiding, Skills, Skyblock, Survival, Thrilling

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Players:	94/900	Votes:	6024
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Eerie Music Discs Played:	1	Dragonkin Hatched:	1
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4	Phantom Blocks Placed:	10
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3	Glorious Feasts Held:	7
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	49	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1
Portal Loops Escaped:	3	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	4	Chaos Gates Opened:	3
Wailing Winds Heard:	3	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	10

Welcome to an epic Minecraft experience! Our server is packed with custom MythicMobs, each equipped with unique abilities to challenge your skills. Dive into thrilling PvP battles in our dynamic arenas, test your survival instincts, or explore the limitless potential of Skyblock. Plus, we’ve added guns for even more intense combat action. Whether you’re looking to build, battle, or explore, our server has something for everyone!

102.165.14.81:25687

Persecuted Minecraft Server: Blessed and Blocks

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Players:	102/700	Votes:	1060
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	10	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	18
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3	Animals Bred:	156
Infinite Doors Opened:	1	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	12	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	23	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	5
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2	Werewolf Howls Heard:	1
Secret Libraries Discovered:	3	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where you’re just building stuff and mining all day? Well, fear not, for our server is here to bring some holy chaos into your life! Join us and be persecuted for righteousness in the most epic way possible.

In our server, you’ll find yourself in a world where the Kingdom of Heaven is just a few blocks away. Build your own heavenly fortress, battle against demon mobs, and prove your righteousness to claim your spot in the Kingdom of Heaven.

But beware, for the path to righteousness is not easy. You’ll face challenges and persecution like never before. From zombie priests to creeper angels, you’ll have to fight your way through the most absurd enemies to reach your ultimate goal.

So, if you’re ready to take on the ultimate Minecraft challenge and be blessed with the Kingdom of Heaven, join us now and prepare for the most insane and hilarious adventure of your life!

The Lonely Miners Minecraft SMP

creepy, crime, discrimination, Edward Snowden, Harassment, Incels, INEQUALITY, injustice, lonely, Marginalized, Minecraft, miners, misunderstood, Normie, outcasts, Patriot Act, prejudice, RIGHTS, smp, Social Issues, societal norms, stigmatization, suspicion, victimization

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Players:	90/300	Votes:	789
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Battle Standards Raised:	6	Immortal Potions Brewed:	12
Mythical Relics Collected:	14	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	10
Phantom Rings Equipped:	14	Secret Libraries Discovered:	1
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4	Unseen Monsters Slain:	4
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2
Secret Guilds Joined:	3	Talking Trees Consulted:	2
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	27	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0

Are you tired of being treated like a creep just for existing? Do you want to escape the judgment of normies and live in a world where incels rule supreme? Then join our Minecraft SMP where incels finally get the respect they deserve!

On our server, you can build your own incel paradise, free from the prying eyes of society. No more being accused of crimes you didn’t commit or being judged for just being yourself. Join us and let your inner incel shine!

But beware, the normies will try to infiltrate our server and bring their judgmental ways with them. It’s up to you to defend our incel utopia and keep the normies at bay. Will you rise to the challenge and prove once and for all that incels deserve a place in the Minecraft world? Join us and find out!

SonlessVacay Minecraft Server

active child, aita, blended family, child support, co parenting, Communication Issues, custody agreement, DATING, family dynamics, full custody, glamping weekend, kid-friendly activities, luxury trip, messy divorce, Minecraft, not taking son on holiday, parenting, Server, social media, SonlessVacay, visitation, weekend getaway

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Players:	106/700	Votes:	4807
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Talking Trees Consulted:	3	Legendary Heroes Trained:	6
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	19	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0
Love Letters Sent:	7	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	95
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	2	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	6
Phantom Blocks Placed:	9	Endless Mazes Solved:	2
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	5
Ores Mined:	2319	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	9

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more drama-filled than a messy divorce? Look no further! Join our server for a wild ride filled with twists and turns that will make your ex’s antics look tame in comparison.

Our server is so luxurious, it’s like glamping in Minecraft! We’ve got activities for everyone, even kids who may or may not have been left out of a glamping trip (oops). But don’t worry, we’ll make sure to include them in all the fun, even if it means paying extra for their virtual presence.

So come join us on our server, where the drama is as intense as a custody battle and the adventures are more thrilling than a glamping weekend for two. Who needs real life when you can escape to our crazy world of Minecraft madness?

TwinkCraft: No Creeps Allowed!

15m, 20f, Allowed, Argument, blowing it up, Breakfast, creep, creeps, family, family twink, favoritism, feeling, Fighting, Friend, ganging up, opinion, parents, Siblings, Tension, TwinkCraft, Twins, weirded out, Yelling

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Players:	106/100	Votes:	6862
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3
Cursed Villages Purged:	1	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	9	Pirate Ships Captured:	3
Gods Slained:	2	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	10	Rune Stones Activated:	4
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	6	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	12
Zombie Dances:	2	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2

Welcome to the craziest Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! Picture this: a world where family drama spills over into heated arguments, where siblings fight over who got treated better growing up, and where friends start calling each other names like “family twink.”

But fear not, because in this server, all the drama and chaos is left behind as you enter a realm of pure hilarity and fun. Join us for epic battles, build insane structures, and laugh until your sides hurt at the ridiculousness that unfolds in this one-of-a-kind Minecraft experience.

So why join this server, you ask? Well, where else can you find a place where family feuds turn into epic gaming moments, where siblings fight over who has the best gaming skills, and where friends become enemies in the most entertaining way possible? Don’t miss out on the chance to be a part of this wild ride – join now and let the madness begin!

ElderlyCareGiverMC SMP

aging parents, Aging population, caregiver burnout, caregiver stress, caregiving, eldercare resources, elderly assistance, elderly care, elderly companionship, elderly health, elderly independence, elderly parent care, elderly parent support, elderly support, elderly wellbeing, ElderlyCareGiverMC, emotional challenges, Family Support, Long Term Care, parent care, senior health, smp

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Players:	97/800	Votes:	3960
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Dragon Scales Harvested:	297	Invisible Walls Found:	4
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5	Mineshafts Explored:	2
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	15	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	1
Legendary Items Repaired:	4	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2	Haunted Mines Explored:	2
Love Letters Sent:	15	Rune Stones Activated:	9

Are you tired of taking care of your elderly parent in real life? Well, do we have the perfect escape for you! Join our Minecraft SMP where the only elderly you have to worry about is the villagers in the game.

Imagine this: you’re peacefully mining for diamonds when suddenly a group of zombie villagers invade your base, demanding to be taken care of like the elderly they are. It’s chaos, it’s hilarious, it’s our Minecraft SMP!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to a secret society of retired iron golems who spend their days reminiscing about the good old days of protecting villages. Join them in their quest to find the legendary Fountain of Youth, rumored to turn them back into young, strong golems once again.

So why wait? Join our Minecraft SMP now and leave the real world responsibilities behind for some wacky, elderly-themed adventures!

BlockyBeats: MineCraftMixtape

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Players:	110/600	Votes:	4759
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2	Treasure Maps Found:	11
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	10	Gryphons Tamed:	1
Dragon Scales Harvested:	346	Rune Stones Activated:	5
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	2	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	5
Wailing Winds Heard:	2	Blood Moons Survived:	1
Eerie Music Discs Played:	6	Mimic Chests Discovered:	3
Eclipse Rings Activated:	1	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2

Looking for a Minecraft server that will rock your blocky world? Look no further than our server, where the only album you need to listen to is the sound of creepers exploding in the distance! Join us for a wild ride through pixelated chaos, where the only rule is to have fun or get blown up by a TNT-wielding chicken. Trust us, you won’t want to miss out on the epic adventures and hilarious mishaps that await you on our server. So grab your pickaxe and saddle up your pig, because the craziest Minecraft experience of your life is just a teleport away!