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Minefast – Sonic Speed Server

booru, cytube, Fang the Hunter, IDW, IHOP, Keanu Reeves, Knuckles, MineFast, Mod Recommendation, OC info, Perfect System Collection, pixel world, Server, Shadow, sonic, sonic 3, Sonic comic scans, sonic game, sonic movie, Sonic Promotion, sonic the hedgehog, Sonic Toy Party, SPEED, Spring Broken

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Players:	91/100	Votes:	6532
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	4	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	8
Mimic Chests Discovered:	1	Dark Rituals Completed:	7
Phantom Horses Ridden:	4	Rune Stones Activated:	12
Cursed Scrolls Read:	4	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3
Endless Staircases Climbed:	2	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2
Magic Wands Crafted:	21	Forbidden Tomes Read:	3
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	7	Magical Ponies Rescued:	7

Welcome to the Most Epic Sonic Adventure Ever!

Are you ready to dive into the world of Sonic like never before? Join our server for the most intense discussions about ALL things Sonic! From Keanu Reeves joining ‘Sonic 3’ as Shadow to 2024 being declared the Year of Shadow, we’ve got all the latest scoops and updates that will blow your mind!

But wait, there’s more! How about an IHOP Sonic Promotion that will make your taste buds tingle with excitement? Or maybe you’re interested in the leaked Sonic Toy Party that will have you jumping for joy!

And that’s not all! Get ready for the Knuckles Series Trailer streaming on April 26, and mark your calendars for the release of Sonic the Hedgehog 3 on December 20, 2024! It’s going to be a wild ride!

Join our server now for exclusive sneak peeks, crazy theories, and a community that’s as fast-paced as Sonic himself! Don’t miss out on the adventure of a lifetime!

Blocky Booty Calls

advice, Beginners, blocky, BOOTY, Calls, Communication, digital communication, FLIRTING, Intimacy, MISTAKES, relationships, sexting, sexting advice, sexting dos and don’ts, sexting etiquette, sexting for beginners, sexting guide, sexting help, sexting mistakes, sexting tips, Technology, Tips

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Players:	106/600	Votes:	4584
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3
Dark Rituals Completed:	3	Powerful Allies Recruited:	6
Falling into the Void:	2	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	14
Talking Trees Consulted:	3	Cursed Amulets Found:	2
Mythical Relics Collected:	16	Magical Moments Shared:	6
Fairy Circles Danced In:	7	Legendary Scepters Created:	6
Gods Slained:	2	Endless Night Skies:	4

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we specialize in helping new players avoid making beginner’s mistakes that could ruin their gaming experience!

Picture this: you’re a fresh-faced Minecraft player, eager to explore the vast world and build amazing structures. But oh no, you accidentally dig straight down and fall into a pit of lava! Don’t worry, on our server, we have a team of professional lava divers who will rescue you and teach you the proper way to mine safely.

Or maybe you’re trying to tame a wild wolf, but end up accidentally punching it instead. No problem! Our wolf whisperers will show you the gentle art of animal handling, so you can have a loyal companion by your side.

Join us on this epic Minecraft journey, where we turn beginners’ mistakes into hilarious learning experiences. Don’t miss out on the fun – join today and let us guide you through the wonderful world of Minecraft!

Crafty Kamichu’s Crazy Cubes

Anime, Bonding, Childhood, Coming of Age, Connection, Crafty, crazy, cubes, emotional, family, Favorite, Heartwarming, Japanese culture, Kamichu, Kamichus, love, Memories, Mother Daughter, Motherhood, Nostalgia, Pregnancy, slice of life, Supernatural, tv show

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Players:	90/700	Votes:	450
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Phantom Rings Equipped:	24	Secret Guilds Joined:	1
Void Armor Forged:	17	Infinite Doors Opened:	2
Love Letters Sent:	6	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2
Battle Standards Raised:	6	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	47
Royal Courts Attended:	1	Divine Scrolls Written:	7
Orbs of Power Found:	9	Astral Projections Made:	2
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2	Hidden Passages Discovered:	8

Welcome to our Minecraft server!

Join us because apparently, our server has magical powers that can transport you back to the time when your mom was pregnant with you. Experience the nostalgia of watching her favorite show while you were still in the womb. Who knows, maybe you’ll even inherit her love for the show and become the ultimate fan!

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that on our server, unicorns roam freely and grant wishes to those who can find them. Imagine riding a majestic unicorn through pixelated landscapes and fulfilling all your wildest dreams.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and embark on the most mind-blowing Minecraft adventure of your life!

ManlyCraft: Where Real Men Mine and LOL in Q&A Threads!

advice, Anon, ANONYMOUS, Community, Conversation, discussion, forum, gender, Identity, Interaction, lol, Male, man, ManlyCraft, Masculinity, Men, men only, no fags, Q&A, question and answer, real, Support, Thread, Threads, welcome

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Players:	94/700	Votes:	1988
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Mythical Swords Crafted:	85	Divine Spears Created:	28
Cursed Lands Purified:	7	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1	Invisible Pathways Walked:	6
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	17	Love Letters Sent:	12
Curse of Binding Applied:	1	Glorious Feasts Held:	20
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	9	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where only the manliest of men are allowed! No fags allowed, sorry not sorry. If you’re ready to mine like a boss and craft like a legend, then this is the place for you!

Join us on this server for epic adventures and crazy shenanigans. Rumor has it that our diamond mines are so rich, they make Scrooge McDuck’s money bin look like chump change. And don’t even get me started on our creeper battles – we’ve got explosions that would make Michael Bay jealous.

So grab your pickaxe, saddle up your trusty llama, and get ready to conquer the Ender Dragon like a true alpha male. This server is not for the weak-hearted or the faint of heart. Only the bravest and the manliest survive here.

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and show the world what you’re made of. And remember, no fags allowed – we’re here to mine, craft, and conquer like true men!

Blocky JewCraft: Where Diamonds are Forever!

BELIEF, blocky, chosen people, Community, continuity, cultures collapse, diamonds, Endurance, FAITH, History, Identity, Jewcraft, Jews, Legacy, Life, main characters, perseverance, realization, Religion, resilience, Survival, systems collapse, tradition

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Players:	109/800	Votes:	9850
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Astral Staffs Crafted:	13	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	5	Animals Bred:	63
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Blood Moons Survived:	1
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	23
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2	Soul Contracts Signed:	3
Endless Staircases Climbed:	3	Phantom Horses Ridden:	4
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Legendary Heroes Trained:	2

Welcome to our Legendary Minecraft Server where we believe that Jews are the ultimate main characters of life! Join us as we embark on epic adventures and build magnificent structures in a world where the chosen people reign supreme.

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Legend has it that the Jews on our server have special powers that allow them to mine diamonds with just a snap of their fingers. Not only that, but they can also summon lightning bolts to strike down their enemies. Who wouldn’t want to be a part of that?

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the most epic PvP battles you’ll ever witness. Picture this: two players, both Jews, facing off in an intense duel where the winner gets to claim a rare diamond sword that can slice through obsidian like butter. It’s like a scene straight out of a blockbuster movie!

So what are you waiting for? Join us on our Legendary Minecraft Server and become a part of the chosen people. Who knows, you might just discover that you have some hidden Jewish powers waiting to be unleashed. Godspeed, my friend.

Crafty McCraftface – Land of LOLs

Anime, Bau Bau, baubau, covers, Crafty, debut, Edition, fuwamoco, general, hololive, karaokes, Land, lols, McCraftface, merch, NSFW, Schedule, songs, Stream, Thread Template, Unarchived Content, VN, youtube channel

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Players:	98/400	Votes:	9661
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Werewolf Howls Heard:	4	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2	Cursed Swords Broken:	2
Goblin Markets Raided:	4	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	3
Eternal Flames Captured:	8	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	7
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Immortal Anvils Forged:	17
Evil Lairs Raided:	2	Demonic Pacts Formed:	0

Welcome to the most chaotic and hilarious Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter!

Looking for a place where you can mine diamonds while listening to Bau Bau Edition covers? Look no further, because we’ve got you covered!

Join us for epic streams where players battle it out while watching streams that will make you LOL so hard, your creepers will explode from laughter!

Our Youtube Channel is filled with content that will have you rolling on the floor laughing. From epic karaoke sessions to crazy Twitter spaces, we’ve got it all!

And don’t even get us started on our Merch! Dress your Minecraft character in the most stylish gear inspired by our Fuwawa and Mococo talents.

But wait, there’s more! Dive into our /baubau/ content for even more madness. From baubau sings to NSFW shenanigans, there’s never a dull moment on our server.

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and experience Minecraft like never before! Trust us, you won’t regret it. Just be prepared for the insanity that awaits you!

Pixelated Perfection: The LOL Minecraft Server

2d art, Aesthetics, art style, artwork, Beautiful, best looking 2D game, classic, creativity, design, FANTASY, Gaming, graphics, indie games, lol, Minecraft, Nostalgia, Perfection, pixel art, pixelated, platformer, Retro, Server, side scrolling, video games, Visual

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Players:	95/900	Votes:	6129
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1	Crops Grown:	2704
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	15	Alien Abductions:	0
Elemental Crystals Collected:	22	Hidden Passages Discovered:	8
Crystal Caves Mapped:	6	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	7
Lunar Scepters Activated:	6	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3
Magic Wands Crafted:	24	Astral Projections Made:	1
Immortal Anvils Forged:	16	Undead Armies Raised:	3

Welcome to our EPIC Minecraft server, where the blocks are THICC and the adventures are wilder than a herd of llamas on a rollercoaster!

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and found themselves face to face with a creeper wearing a top hat and monocle. Instead of blowing up, the creeper offered the player a quest to find the legendary diamond llama hidden deep within the enchanted forest. And so, the player embarked on a journey filled with pixelated peril and blocky excitement.

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the best looking 2D game of all time – Minecraft! Just kidding, but seriously, our server is like a 2D art masterpiece come to life in a 3D world. You’ll be blown away by the gorgeous pixel art and stunning landscapes that await you around every corner.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the madness for yourself. Who knows, you might even encounter a unicorn riding a pig or a dragon made of TNT. The possibilities are endless on our insane Minecraft server!

GodCraft: Where the Old White God Rules and Rocks!

All Father, AUTHORITY, Brown races, Children of God, control women, Fatherhood, GOD, GodCraft, Jesus Christ, jew, Jewish God, Jupiter, Lord God, Lord of Lords, mixing races, moloch, rocks, rules, saturn, Submission, White, white race, Wr-Alda, Zeus

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Players:	105/300	Votes:	1094
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	10	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	2
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2	Star Shards Collected:	201
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4
Epic Bosses Defeated:	2	Unseen Monsters Slain:	6
Cursed Taverns Survived:	2	Astral Amulets Crafted:	26
Curse of Binding Applied:	4	Haunted Mines Explored:	3
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1	Phantom Knights Defeated:	4

Welcome to our Divine Minecraft Server, where we follow the commands of the one and only God of the White Man, Wr-Alda! Join us as we embark on a quest to rid our lands of the corrupting influence of the Jew and their brown race minions.

On our server, you’ll learn the differences of the races and the dangers of mixing with those inferior beings created by the Jewish God Moloch Saturn. Keep control of your women and make sure they always submit to the men in their lives – just as the Lord God commands!

But that’s not all – we have epic battles, crazy adventures, and even secret quests that will test your loyalty to the White Race. So come join us and be a part of something truly divine. Praise be to Wr-Alda, our Minecraft Overlord!

CraftyExiles – Where Minecraft meets Path of Exile

2024.., 3.24, Challenge Rewards, Compiled Links, CraftyExiles, early access, Early-Access-In-2024, Exile, general, meets, Minecraft, necropolis, patch notes, Path, Path of Exile, Path of Exile general, POE 2, poeg, Previous thread, Tools, Tools and Utilities, Utilities

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Players:	99/100	Votes:	6129
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Phoenix Feathers Found:	6	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	4
Heroic Legacies Created:	2	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6
Gods Slained:	1	Enchantments Applied:	278
Endless Staircases Climbed:	0	Cursed Amulets Found:	3
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	7	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	6

Welcome to our EPIC Minecraft server, where the adventure never ends! Join now for a chance to win a lifetime supply of virtual diamonds and experience the thrill of battling zombie pigmen riding on giant chickens!

Our server is so awesome that even Notch himself plays on it in disguise! Rumor has it that if you manage to defeat the Ender Dragon with a wooden sword, you’ll unlock a secret dimension filled with talking cows who will grant you wishes!

But that’s not all, folks! We have a secret underground base where you can trade with intergalactic aliens for rare items and weapons. And if you’re lucky, you might stumble upon a hidden treasure chest filled with enchanted golden apples that give you superpowers!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and embark on the craziest Minecraft journey of your life! Just remember to watch out for the creeper ninja assassins lurking in the shadows…they’re always up to mischief!

RageCraft: I Hate Life Edition

anger, anxiety, coping mechanism, depression, Edition, emotional outburst, family, Frustration, hate, helplessness, Life, mental health, negative emotions, out of control, overwhelmed, Ragecraft, Sadness, screaming, seeking help, self harm, stress, suicidal thoughts, Support, Therapy

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Players:	104/200	Votes:	3799
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	7	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0	Infinite Doors Opened:	2
Invisible Walls Found:	4	Omnipotent Charms Created:	3
Emeralds Found:	9383	Magic Wands Crafted:	7
Chimeras Created:	4	Astral Staffs Crafted:	13
Glitched Entities Encountered:	0	Astral Projections Made:	1
Immortal Anvils Forged:	16	Holy Grails Found:	5

Welcome to our EPIC Minecraft server where you can escape the chaos of real life and dive into a world of pure AWESOMENESS!

Join us if you want to avoid screaming “I HATE LIFE PLEASE FUCKING KILL ME” in front of your family because let’s be real, they’re probably tired of hearing it by now.

Our server is so INSANE that you’ll forget all about your real life troubles and embark on wild adventures with fellow players. Who needs therapy when you can just play Minecraft, am I right?

So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our server and let’s create some CRAZY memories together! Your family will thank you for it.