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UglyCraft Minecraft Server

Conservatives, Drugs, fate worse than being niggers., kike cocksuckers, lack of toilets, low iq, Minecraft, no contributions to science, PARASITES, Poojeet, progressive liberals, quality of life, Rapes, Scams, Server, shit colored skin, shithole, train accidents, ugliest people, UglyCraft, undeveloped, weak men, zero achievements

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Players:	104/900	Votes:	2217
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	20	Legendary Heroes Trained:	3
Dragon Eggs Found:	6840	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3	Ender Pearl Glitches:	3
Immortal Potions Brewed:	8	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2
Endless Staircases Climbed:	3	Ghost Trains Ridden:	2
Lunar Scepters Activated:	9	Soul Swords Wielded:	1
Herobrine Sightings:	3	Pirate Ships Captured:	1

Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers filled with basic players? Well, look no further because our server is the ultimate destination for those who want to experience the wildest and craziest gameplay out there!

Join us if you want to mingle with the ugliest people in the Minecraft universe – we’re talking about characters with “men” in their usernames, skin the color of literal poop, and IQ levels lower than a block of dirt. But hey, who needs brains when you can have a blast on our server?

Forget about building impressive structures or creating innovative redstone contraptions – on our server, we celebrate the art of scamming, train accidents, and a complete lack of toilets. It’s a wild ride from start to finish!

And don’t even get us started on the country our server is based in – it’s a total undeveloped shithole, associated with all things crappy. But hey, that just adds to the charm, right?

So, what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience a fate worse than being associated with drugs or being a poojeet. It’s a rollercoaster of chaos and madness that you won’t find anywhere else!

WackyCraft Minecraft Server

EXCITEMENT, long tail, Minecraft, Repetition, Server, tags, WackyCraft, WEEEEEEEEEEELLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL

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Players:	105/900	Votes:	6314
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Spectral Entities Defeated:	3	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	9
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	8
Goblin Markets Raided:	6	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4
Animals Bred:	162	Cursed Swords Broken:	2
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	3	Titan Hearts Harvested:	4
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	Volcanoes Explored:	2
Invisible Walls Found:	2	Enchantments Applied:	83

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old quests and builds? Well, do we have the server for you! Picture this: a land where pigs fly, diamonds grow on trees, and creepers are actually friendly and give you hugs instead of blowing you up.

Join our server and you’ll be greeted by a giant talking chicken who will guide you on your epic quest to find the mystical Golden Pickaxe of Destiny. Legend has it that whoever wields this pickaxe will have unlimited power and be able to build the most epic creations in all of Minecraft.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the rare and elusive Rainbow Sheep, who poop out rainbow-colored wool that can be used to craft the most fabulous outfits for your character. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary Unicorn Mount, which will carry you across the land in style.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and embark on the craziest, most hilarious Minecraft adventure of your life. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

GirlCraft Minecraft Server

annual thread, Best Girls, caricature, Conversation, cultural representation, discussion, Diversity, feminism, forum, gender, Girlcraft, Girls, inclusion, Minecraft, Race, racial caricature, Server, social norms, stereotype girls, Stereotypes, stereotypes in media, Women, yearly thread

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Players:	109/300	Votes:	5179
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Immortal Anvils Forged:	5	Phantom Knights Defeated:	5
Lava Oceans Crossed:	1	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	8
Falling into the Void:	3	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	4	Forbidden Tomes Read:	2
Eternal Flames Captured:	8	Crystal Palaces Visited:	1
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1	Void Gems Collected:	26
Farms Harvested:	928	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	82

Welcome to our Minecraft server where you can find the most epic and stereotype girls in the gaming world! Join us for a chance to meet the most fabulous and over-the-top characters who will make your gaming experience unforgettable.

From the sassy cheerleader to the nerdy bookworm, our server is filled with all kinds of girls who will keep you entertained for hours on end. Want to team up with a princess who fights dragons with her tiara? Or how about a ninja who can take down creepers with just a flick of her wrist?

Join us now for a chance to interact with these larger-than-life characters and embark on crazy adventures that you won’t find anywhere else. Don’t miss out on the chance to be a part of this wild and wacky world of stereotype girls – join our Minecraft server today!

WeddingCraft Woes

bitterness, family conflict, family drama, family dynamics, family history, family relationships, Family Support, funeral attendance, parental obligations, Resentment, stepchild, STEPDAUGHTER, stepdaughter’s wedding, stepfamily, Stepfather, wedding attendance, wedding etiquette, Wedding guest, WeddingCraft, Widow, woes

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Players:	93/1000	Votes:	8143
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Phantom Knights Defeated:	9	Cursed Villages Purged:	2
Magic Items Found:	1526	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	13
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5
Forbidden Doors Opened:	3	Emeralds Found:	2983
Eclipse Rings Activated:	4	Demonic Pacts Formed:	0
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1	Mythical Quests Completed:	21
Buildings Constructed:	26	Endless Legions Commanded:	37

Are you tired of boring weddings and family drama? Join our Minecraft server where you can escape all the wedding drama and build your own virtual world! No stepdaughters or bitter exes allowed, just pure gaming fun!

Our server is the perfect place for widowed dads looking for a break from family obligations. Build your dream castle, mine for diamonds, and battle creepers without any wedding invitations to worry about!

Don’t feel guilty for skipping out on family events, join our server and let your kids enjoy the wedding while you conquer the virtual world. Who needs a wedding when you have a Minecraft kingdom to rule?

So come on, join us and leave the real world drama behind. Who needs stepdaughters and ex-husbands when you can have unlimited virtual adventures? Let’s mine and craft our way to happiness!

SaddestCraft Minecraft Server

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Players:	92/100	Votes:	9920
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2	Haunted Chests Opened:	7
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	18	Cosmic Pies Baked:	3
Werewolf Howls Heard:	1	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	9
Goblin Markets Raided:	8	Magic Wands Crafted:	7
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1	Celestial Beings Befriended:	1
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3
Eclipse Rings Activated:	1	Potions Brewed:	136

If Disneyland is the “Happiest” place on Earth, then the saddest place on Earth must be Steve’s empty Minecraft server! But fear not, for this server is about to get a major upgrade in the happiness department. Join us for a wild ride filled with unicorns, rainbows, and exploding creepers (just kidding, we promise they won’t explode… too much).

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a group of players stumbled upon a mysterious portal in the depths of a diamond mine. They bravely stepped through, only to find themselves in a magical world where pigs could fly and chickens could dance the cha-cha. It was a place where the only limit was your imagination (and maybe a few pesky Endermen).

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that hidden somewhere in the vast expanse of our server is a treasure chest filled with diamonds, emeralds, and enchanted golden apples. Will you be the lucky player to find it? Or will you be too busy building a giant statue of yourself out of cobblestone blocks?

So come on down to our server, where the only thing sadder than not joining is missing out on all the hilariously absurd adventures waiting for you. Who needs Disneyland when you have a Minecraft server that’s guaranteed to put a smile on your face (or at least make you laugh until you cry)?

CraftyCash1000

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Players:	92/500	Votes:	8303
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	10
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Enchanted Forests Planted:	4
Cozy Campfires Lit:	11	Gryphons Tamed:	3
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	6	Divine Relics Bestowed:	10
Immortal Anvils Forged:	19	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2
Lost Souls Rescued:	6	Divine Scrolls Written:	9
Phantom Knights Defeated:	6	Cursed Statues Activated:	4

Imagine if you could trade that $1000 check for a lifetime supply of diamonds on our Minecraft server! That’s right, forget about real-world money, on our server, diamonds are the currency of choice. Join us and become the richest player in all of Minecraft land!

But that’s not all – on our server, you can ride on the backs of flying pigs, battle dragons with nothing but a wooden sword, and even build a house made entirely out of TNT (just make sure you don’t accidentally blow it up)!

So why waste your time with boring old real life when you could be living it up in the wacky world of our Minecraft server? Join us now and prepare for the adventure of a lifetime!

CraftyOlympicMC Server

alcohol, Beverages, branding, Company, Competition, court case, CraftyOlympicMC, Infringement, intellectual property, lawsuit, lawsuit news, legal action, legal battle, legal dispute, olympics, prime drinks, Server, sports, sued, trademark case, trademark infringement, US Olympic committee

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Players:	109/600	Votes:	1147
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Endless Mazes Conquered:	2	Falling into the Void:	3
Celestial Gardens Planted:	4	Ether Blades Crafted:	9
Goblin Markets Raided:	7	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4
Cosmic Pies Baked:	9	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	4
Chaos Gates Opened:	3	Omnipotent Charms Created:	3
Enchantments Applied:	238	Animals Bred:	139
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2

so, like, this server is, like, totally lit, dude. like, you gotta join cuz we got, like, the best parties ever. we even got sued by the US Olympic committee cuz our parties were too epic. they were like, “yo, you can’t be using our name for your sick parties, bro.” but we were like, “whatever, we’re too cool for you anyway.” so yeah, join our server and get ready to party like a champion.

ElectricCraftFun

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Players:	98/500	Votes:	7127
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Haunted Chests Opened:	7	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3
Glitched Entities Encountered:	3	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2	Sentient Weapons Trained:	2
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Towns Built:	9
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	6	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	33
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3
Crops Grown:	1063	Demon Skulls Collected:	43

lmao dis server is so lit dat u might get electrified like dat singer in Brazil 😂 join us for sum electrifying fun and crazy adventures! we got pigs flyin, creepers dancin, and zombies doin the cha cha slide 💃🕺 u never know what u gonna find in dis wacky world of blocky madness! come join da party and see if u can survive da ultimate electrifying experience! 🔥⚡️💥 #ripSinger #MinecraftMadness #ElectrifyingFun

Head Wrap Craft

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Players:	101/500	Votes:	873
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	4	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Royal Courts Attended:	0
Love Letters Sent:	15	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	6
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6	Titanic Battles Fought:	21
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	9	Mineshafts Explored:	1
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	7	Falling into the Void:	2
Titan Hearts Harvested:	3	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	14

are you tired of boring old minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? well, come join our server where you can wrap your head around ideas while ideas wrap around your head! it’s like a brain explosion of creativity and confusion all at once!

we have flying pigs that poop diamonds, talking trees that give out free hugs, and a secret underground lair where the llamas plot to take over the world.

join us now and experience the wackiest, wildest, and most mind-boggling minecraft server you’ve ever seen! who needs normal when you can have crazy?! come wrap your head around this idea, or is it the other way around? who knows, just come play!

Boofa SMP: Where even the creepers say ‘Boofa’ instead of exploding! Apply now to join our chaotic world!

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Players:	106/200	Votes:	2731
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Pirate Ships Raided:	0
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	11	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	49
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	12
Farms Harvested:	874	Forbidden Relics Collected:	8
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Epic Shields Constructed:	37
Cozy Campfires Lit:	19	Buildings Constructed:	36

Minecraft Server Overview

Server Version	Fabric 1.21
RAM	8GB
Server Location	Germany
World Border	5k by 5k

Mods

BlueMaps
Chunky
Clumps
Death Counter
Ledger
Lithium
ModernFix

Datapacks

Back to Blocks
Double Slabs
Dropper to Dispenser
Sandstone Dyeing
Straight to Shapeless
Universal Dying
AFK Display
Armor Statues
Double Shulker Shells
Fast Leaf Decay
Mini Blocks
More Mob Heads
Player Head Drops
Silence Mobs
Track Raw Statistics
Wandering Trades

Community Details

We are looking for mature and silly players to help grow our community by joining in on events, engaging in community projects, hanging out with others, etc…

We have a Discord server with a fairly simple application, and if this all sounds enticing to you, don’t hesitate to join with the link below:

https://discord.gg/j8v3FsNt8e

FAQ

Q: What kind of server rules do you have?

A: We have a structure of equality with decisions made by the community. We encourage free speech but do not allow unorganized PvP.

Q: Are there regular events on the server?

A: Yes, we have frequent events for our community to participate in.

Q: How can I join the server?

A: Join our Discord server through the provided link and follow the application process.

CraftyCraze Minecraft Server

Anonymity, controversial topics, CraftyCraze, cultural exchange, derogatory terms, discussion board, Diversity, Global community, Int, internet culture, long tail, Minecraft, Multiculturalism, niggers, offensive language, Online Community, online forums, Political Correctness, race relations, Server, social media, tags, trolling

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Players:	97/300	Votes:	6335
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1
Talking Trees Consulted:	4	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2	Astral Orbs Gathered:	18
Enchantments Applied:	56	Secret Libraries Discovered:	2
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	5	Celestial Events Witnessed:	2
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1

Welcome to the craziest Minecraft server on the internet! Why should you join us, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a group of niggers from the /int/ board decided to create their own Minecraft server. But this wasn’t just any ordinary server, oh no. This server was filled with wild adventures, hilarious memes, and a whole lot of chaos.

Join us if you want to build a giant statue of a flying spaghetti monster, participate in epic PvP battles with players dressed as Teletubbies, or embark on a quest to find the legendary diamond-encrusted banana. And did we mention that our server has its own secret underground society of llama warriors? Yeah, things get pretty weird around here.

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that will make you laugh, cry, and question your sanity all at the same time, then come join the niggers of /int/ server. Just be prepared for the unexpected, because on this server, anything can happen.