Stats November 22, 2024
| Players: |
103/500 |
Uptime: |
99% |
| Rating: |
4.8 / 5 |
| Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: |
46 |
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: |
0 |
| Goblin Armies Outwitted: |
7 |
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: |
3 |
| Evil Twin Fights: |
3 |
Glitched Entities Encountered: |
0 |
| Runes Activated: |
4 |
Dragons Adopted as Pets: |
4 |
| Farms Harvested: |
227 |
Secret Guilds Joined: |
3 |
| Mineshafts Explored: |
4 |
Mystery Villagers Spotted: |
6 |
| Paranormal Events Investigated: |
4 |
Cursed Amulets Found: |
4 |
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so, like, this
server is, like, the best thing ever, like, seriously. u gotta join cuz, like, we have, like, a secret underground base where we keep all the rarest diamonds and stuff. but, like, u gotta be careful cuz there’s, like, a giant creeper guarding it. but don’t worry, he’s, like, super friendly once u get to know him.
also, like, we have this, like, epic quest where u gotta find the lost city of bacon. yeah, u heard me right, bacon. and, like, once u find it, u gotta, like, battle a horde of zombie pigs to claim the bacon throne. it’s, like, totally insane, but so worth it.
oh, and did i mention we have, like, a roller coaster that goes through a lava-filled volcano? yeah, it’s, like, the hottest ride in town. literally. but, like, don’t worry, we have, like, fireproof suits for everyone.
so, like, if u wanna have the time of ur life and, like, make some new friends, u gotta join our server. trust me, u won’t regret it. just remember, the best time to correct someone for mispronouncing ur name is the first time; the next best time is never.
