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Players: | 93/1000 | Votes: | 7395 |
Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: | 3 | Magical Beanstalks Grown: | 3 |
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: | 3 | God-Killer Bows Constructed: | 6 |
Sentient Weapons Trained: | 5 | Chaos Emeralds Discovered: | 5 |
Horror Stories Survived: | 4 | Duplicated Mobs Battled: | 5 |
Ether Blades Crafted: | 17 | Enchanted Tomes Discovered: | 97 |
Reality Warps Survived: | 2 | Ethereal Couriers Hired: | 1 |
Paranormal Events Investigated: | 5 | Whispering Caves Entered: | 6 |
Join us if you want to experience the thrill of battling giant creepers, riding pigs into battle, and building a house made entirely out of obsidian. Who needs flowers and chocolates when you can give your crush a stack of enchanted golden apples?
So if you’re tired of trying to impress women with fancy cars and smooth dance moves, come join us on our Minecraft server where the only thing that matters is your ability to survive and thrive in a blocky world of endless possibilities. Trust us, you’ll never look at a man the same way again after seeing him conquer the Ender Dragon with nothing but a wooden sword and sheer determination.