zenith funny – New Minecraft Servers (April 2025)

NoDadAllowedCraft
abusive father, domestic abuse, family conflict, family dynamics, family estrangement, family healing, Family issues, family reconciliation, family relationships, family separation, Family Support, Family Therapy, family trauma, father abandonment, father issues, father neglect, neglectful father, NoDadAllowedCraft, parental neglect
Are you tired of dealing with family drama and medical debts? Come join our Minecraft server where you can escape all the real-life craziness and build your dream world! Our server is a safe haven away from abusive fathers and neglectful family members.
Join us and let your creativity run wild as you build your own virtual paradise. No need to worry about therapy bills or financial struggles here – just pure, unadulterated fun! Plus, you won’t have to deal with any disabled family members moving in without your consent.
So why wait? Join our server now and leave all your real-life troubles behind. Who needs family drama when you can have a blast in the world of Minecraft?

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ViceCraft SMP
craving, desire, favorite indulgence, forbidden fruit, forbidden pleasure, guilty delight, guilty pleasure, hedonism, indulgence, Obsession, personal vice, secret indulgence, self-destructive behavior, Sin, sinful pleasure, smp, temptation, unhealthy habit, vice, ViceCraft, Weakness
OMG guys, you gotta join this Minecraft SMP, it’s like the most epic server ever! Like, if you don’t join, you’ll be missing out on all the crazy shenanigans and epic adventures. We have like, a secret underground base where we hoard all the diamonds and emeralds, it’s like a treasure trove of awesomeness.
And get this, there’s a rumor that Herobrine himself visits our server at night and leaves behind rare enchanted items for us to find. It’s like a spooky ghost story come to life, but in Minecraft form. Plus, our admin is a wizard who can summon dragons to battle for our entertainment. It’s like a freaking fantasy novel, but with blocks and stuff.
So yeah, if you want to experience the most insane, hilarious, and downright bizarre Minecraft SMP ever, you gotta join us. Trust me, you won’t regret it. Plus, we have free cake every Friday. Who can say no to free cake, am I right? So come on, join us and let’s have the time of our lives in this wacky Minecraft world!

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InstaCrisisCraft
Authenticity, being single, content creators, Digital Media, empowerment, Entertainment, influencers, InstaCrisisCraft, instagram, Lifestyle, mental health, middle age crisis, personal growth, professionally done videos, relationships, Self Discovery, self reflection, self-care, social media, societal pressures, trends
Are you tired of seeing all those perfect Instagram videos of people going through midlife crises and dealing with being single? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is the perfect escape from all that nonsense! Join us for a wild ride filled with pixelated adventures, where you can build your own virtual paradise and forget all about your real-life problems. Who needs Instagram when you can join our server and create your own epic saga of overcoming midlife crises and finding love in the world of blocks and creepers? So what are you waiting for? Join us now and let the craziness begin!

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PastaCraft: Drone Drama!
Assassination, Conflict, Diplomatic, Drama, drone, drone attack, extradition, extradition treaty, global security, intelligence, international relations, investigation, Iranian, italy, Justice, Legal, MIDDLE EAST, Military, PastaCraft, soldiers, Surveillance, Terrorism, U.S
lol come join our epic minecraft server where we have the craziest adventures like the time we rode pigs off a cliff and survived with half a heart left!! we also have a secret underground base where we hide all our diamonds and fight off evil mobs with our enchanted swords!! plus, we have a pet creeper named bob who loves to blow stuff up but don’t worry, he’s harmless (most of the time). so come join us and be part of the most epic minecraft server ever!! you won’t regret it, unless you get blown up by bob, but that’s just part of the fun, right?

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Ocean Thermal Energy & Carbon Capture Server
#sustainability, alternative energy, Capture, carbon, carbon capture, carbon emissions, carbon sequestration, clean energy, climate change, climate solutions, CO2 storage, ENERGY, energy technology, environmental impact, global warming, greenhouse gases, Long-term impact, marine ecosystems, marine sediments, Ocean, ocean conservation, ocean thermal energy, OTEC, renewable energy, Server, Thermal
lolz come join our epic minecraft server where we pair ocean thermal energy with carbon capture to store CO2 in marine sediments. we are basically saving the planet one block at a time, yo.
imagine mining diamonds while also saving the environment, talk about multitasking like a boss. plus, our server has the coolest underwater base you’ve ever seen, complete with a secret entrance guarded by a giant squid named squishy.
if you join our server, you’ll be part of a team of eco-warriors fighting against global warming and building the most epic structures ever. plus, rumor has it that herobrine himself plays on our server and is actually a pretty chill dude once you get to know him.
so come on, what are you waiting for? join our server and be a hero for the planet while having the time of your life. trust us, it’s gonna be a block-tastic adventure you won’t want to miss.

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Expanding Horizons SMP

building, Community, Coreprotect, Dynmap, elections, Expanding, Friendly, Hardware, Horizons, java, lag issues, Mayor, Mob Heads, player heads, Plugins, Projects, proximity chat, Reset, simple voice chat, smp, Spawn, Speedrun, Timber, Vanilla, vanilla tweaks, VIBES

Minecraft Server Overview

Server Type	Semi-Vanilla
Version	Java 1.21.1 (soon to be updated to 1.21.4)
Active Members	27
Worldborder Size	Approximately 1000 blocks in each direction
Monthly Events	UHC matches, Mayor elections
Plugins	Simple Voice Chat, DynMap, Vanilla Tweaks, Custom Images, CoreProtect
Content Creation	Allowed but not required

FAQ

How can I apply to join the server?

You can apply by adding blessup100 on Discord and discussing further details there.

Is the server based in any specific region?

Mainly based in North America, with some players in Europe and Asia as well.

Are there any lag issues on the server?

No, the server runs on quality hardware with experienced staff ensuring smooth performance.

Dark Summoning Realms 1.20.1
1.20.1, black magic, Dark, dark desires, dark desires fulfilled, dark forces, dark magic, demonic assistance, demonic intervention, devil worship, devil worshiping, evil deeds, evil intentions, forbidden desires, Occult practices, Realms, ritualistic rape, satanic pact, satanic rituals, satanic worship, SUMMONING, summoning demons, summoning evil spirits, summoning rituals
Yo, bro, if you wanna summon some crazy demon to help you with your questionable activities, then you gotta join this Minecraft server! We got all the dark magic and twisted rituals you need to make your dreams come true. Plus, our community is full of like-minded individuals who will totally support your quest for debauchery. So why wait? Join now and let the chaos begin!

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CraftyCatfishCrafters
BETRAYAL, Boundaries, boyfriend troubles, catching lies, Communication, controlling behavior, CraftyCatfishCrafters, Deception, doubts, faking emergencies, Gaslighting, Honesty, lying.., overthinking, red flags, relationship problems, relationships, shady behavior, suspicious behavior, trust issues, truth revealed
Hey there, Minecraft enthusiasts!
Are you tired of boring servers with no drama? Well, look no further! Join our server for a wild ride filled with twists and turns, just like this crazy relationship story!
Imagine sneaking around, trying to catch your boyfriend in the act of lying, just like trying to catch that sneaky creeper before it blows up your house!
Experience the thrill of uncovering secrets and lies, just like uncovering hidden treasure in a dungeon!
Join us for a server full of surprises and excitement. Who needs reality TV when you can have all the drama right here in Minecraft? Don’t miss out on this rollercoaster of emotions and adventures. See you in the game!

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EuroPuzzled in Minecraft SMP
American customs, American habits, American lifestyle, American mindset, American traditions, American values, American way of life, cross-cultural communication, Cultural awareness, Cultural differences, cultural diversity, cultural misunderstandings, cultural norms, cultural sensitivity, cultural shock, European confusion, European perceptions, European perspectives, EuroPuzzled, Minecraft, smp, societal expectations, US culture
OMG guys, you gotta join this epic Minecraft SMP! It’s like, the craziest server ever, like seriously. We have a secret underground base where we keep all the rarest blocks and items, like diamond blocks and enchanted golden apples. And get this, we have a pet creeper named Bob who likes to blow up random stuff for fun, it’s so hilarious!
But wait, there’s more! We also have a giant roller coaster that goes through a lava pit and a water slide that leads to a secret treasure room filled with emeralds and netherite. And don’t even get me started on our epic PvP battles, where we fight each other with enchanted swords and bows while riding on flying pigs. It’s pure chaos, but in a totally awesome way!
So come join us on this insane Minecraft SMP, where anything can happen and the only limit is your imagination. Trust me, you won’t regret it! Just watch out for the killer bunnies, they’re no joke.

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JoblessCraft
irrelevant employment, irrelevant jobs, irrelevant roles, job automation, job elimination, job inefficiency, job obsolescence, job redundancy, JoblessCraft, nonessential positions, obsolete positions, obsolete professions, pointless occupations, redundant tasks, superfluous careers, unnecessary jobs, unnecessary roles
Are you tired of boring old jobs that serve no purpose in the grand scheme of things? Well, look no further than our Minecraft server! Join us and say goodbye to pointless professions like professional thumb twiddler, professional bubble wrap popper, and professional unicorn groomer. On our server, you can be whatever you want, whether it’s a professional banana peel slipper or a professional cloud watcher. So why wait? Join now and start living your best, most absurd life!

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