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Crafting Chaos: Where Iran is Safe and Creeper-Free!

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Players:	91/200	Votes:	9788
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Enchantments Applied:	227	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	5	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	2	Underground Cities Explored:	4
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2
Hidden Passages Discovered:	3	Infinity Stones Found:	3
New Chunks Explored:	786971	Potions Brewed:	146
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	Void Armor Forged:	23

Looking for a server that’s hotter than a lava pit in the Nether? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is so lit, it’s like Iran is about to be wiped off the face of the earth! Join us for some explosive fun as we build, mine, and battle our way to victory. Plus, rumor has it that Herobrine himself is a regular player on our server, so you never know when you might come face to face with the legendary ghostly figure. So come on, what are you waiting for? Join us now before it’s too late!

Blocky Banter: Persona & Metaphor Madness

Anti Spammer Tech, art, banter, Birthday Chart, blocky, Draw Corner archive, guides, madness, Media assets, metaphor, Music, OC, P5B, P5M, P5U, P5X, Persona, Persona 3 Reload Episode Aigis, Persona Concerts, Persona ISO, ReFantazio, Stage Plays, THE ANSWER

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Players:	107/100	Votes:	5598
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Ender Pearl Glitches:	3	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	17
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Mythical Relics Collected:	10
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	7	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3
Emeralds Found:	4958	Unseen Monsters Slain:	7
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0

Welcome to the most lit Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

1. Our server is so epic that P5X is releasing in China on April 12th just to celebrate our existence. Coincidence? I think not.

2. Persona 3 Reload Episode Aigis -The Answer- is dropping in September 2024 because the developers were so inspired by our server that they had to create more content in its honor.

3. Metaphor: ReFantazio is coming out in Fall 2024 because our server is so mind-blowingly awesome that it sparked a whole new game concept.

4. Want to know the real reason why the domains P5U.jp, P5B.jp, and P5M.jp are expiring in 2024? It’s because they all want to join our server and be a part of the madness.

5. Our guides, art, music, stage plays, Persona ISO, and Persona concerts are all top-notch because our server is a breeding ground for creativity and talent.

6. Our Birthday Chart is so accurate that it predicted the exact moment you would join our server and become a legend among players.

7. The media assets on our server are so fire that they have been known to cause spontaneous dancing and singing in real life.

8. And last but not least, our Draw Corner archive is filled with masterpieces created by players who were inspired by the sheer awesomeness of our server.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server and become a part of the most insane gaming community out there!

Crafty Transgender Creepers – Where Diversity and Explosions Collide!

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Players:	105/1000	Votes:	1466
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0	Evil Lairs Raided:	8
Magical Frogs Kissed:	6	Endless Mazes Conquered:	2
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	5
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2	Enchantments Applied:	110
Lost Cities Unearthed:	3	Living Shadows Defeated:	2
Crystal Wands Charged:	14	Votes:	3908
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	3	Cursed Amulets Found:	2

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where the only thing you can steal is someone’s diamonds? Well, come join our server where we steal language instead! That’s right, we’re reclaiming the word “trans” and using it to mean something totally outrageous like…trans-dimensional travel! That’s right, on our server, you can build a portal to another dimension and explore new worlds filled with crazy creatures and epic loot. So forget about boring old transsexuals, come join us for some trans-dimensional fun!

Lost in Translation

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Players:	103/100	Votes:	8108
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Cursed Villages Purged:	4
Endless Legions Commanded:	26	Divine Relics Bestowed:	5
Magical Frogs Kissed:	3	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	17
Epic Battles Fought:	14	Ender Pearl Glitches:	5
Glitched Entities Encountered:	2	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	4
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	20	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	16
Haunted Forests Traversed:	4	Evil Twin Fights:	5

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old content? Well, have we got a server for you! Join us for a wild ride filled with bootleg subs and dub audio straight from a local game store! Our server is so crazy, we even have minor errors ripped from old fansubs for that extra touch of chaos.

But wait, there’s more! Compare our bootleg subs with official subs and dub for a truly mind-blowing experience. Who needs a perfectly translated game when you can have a hilarious mess of translations instead? Join us on our server for a unique and outrageous Minecraft experience like no other. Don’t miss out on the fun – join now!

Crafty Grad Student Whores – $300 Special Minecraft Server

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Players:	106/600	Votes:	9628
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Astral Mages Summoned:	1	Immortal Potions Brewed:	4
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	12	Endless Night Skies:	4
Astral Orbs Gathered:	7	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	23
Dragon Scales Harvested:	113	Vanishing Items Found:	3
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	5	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	11
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	10	Soul Contracts Signed:	5
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft server where anything is possible, including paying grad students to do your bidding! Join us for a wild ride filled with outrageous antics and scandalous stories. Want to rate the grad student’s performance or ask her anything? Look no further, this server has it all! Who knew Minecraft could be so scandalous? Join now for a truly unforgettable experience!

Crafty Suicide Squad: Where Killing Yourself is Just a Game!

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Players:	90/600	Votes:	8909
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Magic Wands Crafted:	13	Eerie Music Discs Played:	2
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	11	Void Armor Forged:	30
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	29	Astral Amulets Crafted:	45
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1
Legendary Heroes Trained:	5	Curse of Binding Applied:	1
Divine Spears Created:	10	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0
Undead Armies Raised:	4	Arcane Towers Raised:	1

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds? Well, look no further because on our server, we have a special feature where if you die in the game, you die in real life! Just kidding, but wouldn’t that be crazy?

Join our server for a chance to battle against a horde of zombie chickens that shoot lasers out of their eyes. Or how about taking on a giant flying pig boss that farts fireballs? Trust us, you’ve never experienced Minecraft like this before.

And if that’s not enough to convince you, our server also has a secret underground disco party where all the creepers go to let loose and show off their best dance moves. So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and see why everyone is saying, “Why haven’t you killed yourself yet in your country?”

Pixelated Vtubers: The Halfway Dimension

#youtube, 2.5D Vtubers, 2D persona, 3D persona, Ami Amami, Chuubas, CONS, Cooking, DIMENSION, facecam, fleshposting, HALFWAY, Immersion, kson, Onigiri, Phoebe Chan, pixelated, Prism Project, Saurei, twitch, twitch streaming, twitter, vtuber community, Vtubers

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Players:	94/700	Votes:	996
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	Blood Moons Survived:	2
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	27
Mythical Quests Completed:	20	Haunted Mines Explored:	2
Mythical Relics Collected:	11	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3
Phantom Blocks Placed:	7	Ether Blades Crafted:	13
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	4
Royal Courts Attended:	2	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	27

Welcome to the craziest Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! Why join, you ask? Well, let me tell you about the epic adventures that await you here.

Imagine a world where chuubas roam freely, with both 3D and 2D personas coexisting in perfect harmony. You might even run into Ami Amami/Phoebe Chan, who came out of the closet after the disbandment of Prism Project. And let’s not forget about Kson, who started as a 3D streamer and then added a 2D model – talk about versatility!

But wait, there’s more! Saurei is known for faceposting/facecamming a lot on the same account, adding a whole new level of excitement to the mix. And then there’s Onigiri, who started 2D vtubing cooking on Twitch and then expanded to fleshposting – now that’s a journey you won’t want to miss!

So come join us on this wild and wacky Minecraft server, where anything is possible and the only limit is your imagination. Who knows, you might even stumble upon a chuuba in the flesh at a convention – now that’s what I call a truly immersive experience!

Crafty Creepers: Where We Build Better Worlds Than Amazon and Bethesda Combined!

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Players:	94/1000	Votes:	3694
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	5	Endless Legions Commanded:	27
Elemental Crystals Collected:	54	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	3
Magical Frogs Kissed:	7	Cursed Villages Purged:	2
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3	Invisible Pathways Walked:	5
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	7
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	5	Spectral Entities Defeated:	1

Are you tired of Bethesda shills ruining your gaming experience with Amazon slop? Look no further, because on our Minecraft server, you can escape the clutches of corporate greed and immerse yourself in a world where Fallout reigns supreme! Join us and build your own post-apocalyptic paradise, complete with mutant chickens and radioactive sheep. Who needs Bethesda when you have a Minecraft server that puts the power back in the hands of the players? Say goodbye to Amazon slop and hello to a world where the only limit is your imagination. Join us now and reclaim the wasteland in style!

Baby and Mama’s Minecraft Mayhem

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Players:	105/700	Votes:	8824
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4	Talking Trees Consulted:	5
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Legendary Scepters Created:	7
Dragon Eggs Found:	4584	Cursed Amulets Found:	5
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	3
Rune Stones Activated:	3	Magical Ponies Rescued:	2
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Eternal Flames Captured:	4
Soul Contracts Signed:	4	Dimension Hops:	6

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, do we have the server for you! Join us for a wild ride filled with flying pigs, dancing llamas, and a secret underground disco party hosted by none other than Herobrine himself!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Klaus Arminius, a Minecraft player so skilled that he once defeated an Ender Dragon with nothing but a carrot and a rubber chicken. Rumor has it that he will grant three wishes to anyone who can beat him in a game of rock-paper-scissors.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and embark on the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life! Just be sure to watch out for the exploding sheep and the singing creepers – they tend to get a little rowdy after dark.

Minecraft Impact – Where Genshin General Meets Mining Madness!

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Players:	104/800	Votes:	2825
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Sentient Weapons Trained:	6
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	17	Living Shadows Defeated:	3
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2	Werewolf Howls Heard:	4
Haunted Chests Opened:	8	Epic Battles Fought:	17
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	7	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	22	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old stuff? Well, look no further because our server is like no other!

Join us on our server where two worlds are aflame and the crimson night fades…whatever that means! Explore nature, discover traces, and embark on insane adventures that will leave you questioning reality itself.

Our current character banner features Neuvillette, Kaedehara Kazuha, Yanfei, Xingqiu, and Barbara. But wait, there’s more! Our weapon banner includes the Tome of the Eternal Flow and the Freedom-Sworn sword.

And don’t forget about our daily check-in rewards that are as permanent as your love for Minecraft. Plus, redeemable codes that will make you feel like a true Minecraft wizard.

So why wait? Join our server now and experience the madness for yourself. Who knows, you might just end up in a feline fortress furrdyssey that will have you laughing until your sides hurt. See you in the game, fellow adventurers!