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Players: | 102/1000 | Votes: | 1368 |
Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
Mineshafts Explored: | 4 | Enchanted Teapots Collected: | 7 |
Endless Staircases Climbed: | 2 | Forgotten Legends Remembered: | 2 |
Pirate Ships Captured: | 2 | Dragons Adopted as Pets: | 4 |
Celestial Crowns Worn: | 4 | Ghost Trains Ridden: | 1 |
Leprechaun Gold Stolen: | 2 | Demonic Pacts Formed: | 0 |
Sentient Weapons Trained: | 7 | Alien Abductions: | 4 |
Endless Minecart Rides Taken: | 3 | Undead Armies Raised: | 4 |
Our server is perfect for early birds and night owls alike. Just like the husband in this story, you can enjoy some silent moments of sanity before the chaos of the day begins. And if you’re a night owl like the wife, don’t worry – we won’t judge you for staying up late and hating mornings!
But here’s the twist – instead of waking up your partner in real life, you’ll be responsible for waking up your fellow players in the game! Forget alarms and smartwatches, it’s up to you to make sure everyone is up and ready to play. And if you forget, be prepared for some snide comments and a few extra responsibilities thrown your way.
So, if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that truly understands the struggles of parenting and relationships, join us today! Just make sure to bring a coffee for your fellow players – it’s the nicest part of the day, after all.