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NoBandSMPHate

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Players:	100/1000	Votes:	793
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	8	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	0
Cursed Statues Activated:	3	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	10
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	Powerful Allies Recruited:	5
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	10	Zombie Dances:	0
Royal Decrees Issued:	0	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2
Sentient Weapons Trained:	1	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2
Evil Twin Fights:	2	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	11

OMG, like, if you can’t stand the band “Creeper’s Delight” then you HAVE to join our Minecraft SMP! They totally invaded our server once and started playing their awful music non-stop. We had to fight them off with diamond swords and TNT, it was epic! So if you wanna join a server where we kick out annoying bands and have crazy battles, come join us! Plus, we have a secret underground base filled with llamas wearing top hats, it’s wild, man. So come on, join us and let’s take down those pesky bands together!

RetroThreads R Us

2025, catwalk, chic, classic, clothing, COMEBACK, Designer, Fashion (Industry), fashion trend, glamour, haute couture, iconic, Nostalgia, old school, Retro, RetroThreads, Revival, runway, Style, Timeless, vintage

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Players:	96/200	Votes:	8951
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Immortal Potions Brewed:	8	Magical Familiars Summoned:	4
Pirate Ships Raided:	2	Invisible Walls Found:	1
Animals Bred:	108	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2
Magical Ponies Rescued:	7	Dragon Eggs Found:	4777
Gryphons Tamed:	1	Falling into the Void:	2
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	3	Mimic Chests Discovered:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old fashion trends? Well, look no further because on our server, we are bringing back the ultimate fashion trend of 2025 – diamond-studded armor! That’s right, forget about iron or leather, on our server, you’ll be strutting around in armor that sparkles brighter than a disco ball.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Fashionista Villager, who will trade you the most stylish outfits in exchange for rare gems and resources. Want a pair of enchanted diamond boots with feather falling? No problem! Just bring him a stack of emeralds and you’ll be the envy of all your friends.

And if you’re feeling extra adventurous, why not take on our exclusive Fashion Quests, where you’ll have to battle stylish mobs like the Glamorous Ghasts and the Fabulous Skeletons to earn even more fashionable rewards.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and become the most stylish player in all of Minecraft!

MapleCraft Server: GarminGate Edition

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Players:	94/200	Votes:	3470
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Magical Moments Shared:	20
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	13	Celestial Crowns Worn:	1
Divine Spears Created:	10	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	3
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	2	Cursed Villages Purged:	1
Evil Lairs Raided:	6	Runes Activated:	1
Epic Battles Fought:	20	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0
Lunar Scepters Activated:	3	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2

u ever wanted to play minecraft with a canadian ultrarunner who got arrested in india for carrying a garmin inReach? well now u can on our server! join us for a wild ride as we navigate through pixelated worlds and outrun the law together. who knows what kind of trouble we’ll get into next! come join the chaos and see if u can keep up with our fearless leader. trust us, it’ll be a run like no other.

CraftyZelenskyy2024

2024.., Armed Forces, Army, CraftyZelenskyy2024, Defense, domestically made, Equipment, Gear, international relations, Manufacturing, Military, military strength, national security, president, Procurement, self-sufficiency, SOVEREIGNTY, Technology, Ukraine, weapons, zelenskyy

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Players:	98/600	Votes:	1938
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3
Holy Grails Found:	4	Demonic Pacts Formed:	0
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6	Endless Legions Commanded:	28
Paranormal Events Investigated:	5	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	3
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	5	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	11	Shadow Figures Spotted:	7
Phantom Horses Ridden:	2	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	8

come join our epic minecraft server where we make weapons and gear just like ukranian military!!! we have 30% homemade gear, so you know it’s legit. fight off creepers and zombies with our top-notch weaponry that we totally didn’t just make out of cardboard and duct tape. become a true warrior and defend our server from evil mobs, just like zelenskyy defends ukraine. join now for a wild ride filled with homemade chaos and epic battles!

Brain Cell Bonanza – Age of Hormones

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Players:	105/700	Votes:	4545
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	2	Secret Libraries Discovered:	5
Endless Mazes Conquered:	1	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1
Dimension Hops:	6	Legendary Heroes Trained:	1
Phantom Horses Ridden:	2	Endless Mazes Solved:	4
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	5	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1	Star Shards Collected:	73
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	7	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2

hey u! ya u! r u tired of boring old minecraft servers? well, come join our server where the brain cells have more fun than u! our hormone-controlling cells are off the charts with genetic activity, making for the craziest adventures u can imagine! trust me, u won’t find this kind of excitement anywhere else. so what r u waiting for? come join us and let’s get those brain cells firing on all cylinders!

TerraCraft

artists, Builders, Community, Discord, FANTASY, Groups, Leaks.., Minecraft, multiplayer, Other, Project, PvE, PvP, RPG, Server, TEAM, Terracraft, Updates

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Players:	110/400	Votes:	2583
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Living Statues Befriended:	1	Portal Loops Escaped:	1
Cozy Campfires Lit:	24	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	7
Paranormal Events Investigated:	2	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	3
Void Gems Collected:	25	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4	Crops Grown:	7049
Astral Orbs Gathered:	13	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	5
Magical Ponies Rescued:	7	Crystal Palaces Visited:	1

RPG Minecraft Server

Overview:

Position	Description
Builders	Help in constructing buildings, landscapes, and other structures in the Minecraft world.
2D/3D Minecraft Artists	Create textures, models, and other art assets for the server.

Discord:

Discord: Join our Discord server

Photage:

Check out our Photage (not fully completed)

FAQ

Question	Answer
Can anyone join the team?	Yes, anyone interested in helping and contributing to the project can join the team.
Do I need to commit to a specific amount of work or time?	No, you can contribute whenever you want, there’s no specific commitment required.
Can I be an admin or manager on the server?	No, the roles currently needed are builders and 2D/3D Minecraft artists.

Cubic Realm 1.21

3×3, ah well, annual update, bad time, bad year, being here forever, cubic, doubt, Faggots, grace, Happy new years, Last, Long, new years, One, PRESENCE, Realm, rpg-anon, Thread, Threads, try, USUALLY

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Players:	95/700	Votes:	356
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3
Pirate Ships Raided:	3	Divine Scrolls Written:	11
Mimic Chests Discovered:	2	Hidden Passages Discovered:	4
Potions Brewed:	198	Falling into the Void:	2
Titanic Battles Fought:	17	Portal Loops Escaped:	0
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	Evil Lairs Raided:	3
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4

Yo, bros, listen up! This Minecraft server is like the ultimate party for all you crazy gamers out there. We may be late to the party, but who cares? We’re here now and ready to rock your pixelated world!

Join us for some epic adventures, insane builds, and non-stop fun. We may not last long, but hey, that’s part of the thrill, right? Plus, maybe RPG-anon will drop by and blow our minds with his annual update.

So, grab your pickaxe and get ready to mine, build, and survive like never before. Happy New Year, you awesome nerds! Let’s make this year one to remember in the land of blocks and creepers!

AwkwardCraft: Embarrassing Moments

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Players:	102/300	Votes:	2808
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Undead Armies Raised:	4	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3
Living Statues Befriended:	2	Votes:	908
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	19
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4	Endless Mazes Conquered:	2
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	13	Dark Rituals Completed:	4
Haunted Forests Traversed:	6	Infinity Stones Found:	5
Underground Cities Explored:	2	Omnipotent Charms Created:	5

Have you ever accidentally walked in on your parents doing the Macarena in their underwear? Well, that’s nothing compared to the hilariously awkward situations you’ll find yourself in on our Minecraft server! Join us for a wild ride of unexpected shenanigans and absurdity that will have you laughing until your sides hurt. Trust us, you won’t regret it… or maybe you will, but either way, it’ll be a blast!

RussianDroneWars Minecraft Server

air travel, airport closures, airport operations, airport security, airport shutdowns, airspace security, aviation safety, drone attack, Drone Incidents, eastern europe, flight delays, international relations, Minecraft, political tensions, Russian airports, russian news, RussianDroneWars, security measures, Server, travel alerts, travel disruptions, Ukraine, Ukrainian conflict

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Players:	97/700	Votes:	7907
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Legendary Titles Earned:	3	Cursed Statues Activated:	3
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1
Villages Defended:	20	Portal Loops Escaped:	2
Runes Activated:	3	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7
Secret Passages Found:	3	Ancient Ruins Explored:	3
Heroic Legacies Created:	3	Living Shadows Defeated:	3
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	Epic Quests Completed:	10

LOL THIS SERVER IS SO LIT, WE GOT DRONES FLYIN’ AROUND LIKE UKRAINIAN AIRPORTS. BUT DON’T WORRY, OUR DRONES ARE FRIENDLY AND JUST HERE TO MAKE SURE YOU HAVE A BLAST PLAYIN’ MINECRAFT. JOIN US FOR THE CRAZIEST ADVENTURES AND MAYBE EVEN SPOT A UKRAINIAN DRONE OR TWO. LET’S GET THIS PARTY STARTED, BABY!

CraftyCreeperPlotGoneAwry

alleged, Conspiracy, CounterTerrorism, CraftyCreeperPlotGoneAwry, criminal plot, DISRUPTED, domestic terrorism, extremist, fbi, investigation, law enforcement, Major, national security, offices, organization, Plot, pro Israel, SECURITY, Terrorism, threat, U.S

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Players:	105/100	Votes:	4881
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	Living Statues Befriended:	3
Mythical Swords Crafted:	26	Alien Abductions:	5
Epic Battles Fought:	12	Divine Spears Created:	21
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3
Ether Blades Crafted:	18	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5
Elemental Crystals Collected:	94	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1

come join our epic minecraft server where we have FBI-level security to protect our precious blocks from evil griefers! we stopped a plot against our pro-diamond organization offices, so you know we mean business! join now to be part of the most intense and thrilling minecraft experience ever! plus, our admins are trained in ninja combat and will ban any troublemakers faster than you can say “creeper!” so what are you waiting for? join now and let the adventure begin!