zedd lyrics funny Minecraft Servers | New Minecraft Servers 2025

UkraineCraft: More Billions, More Blocks, More Fun!

Billions, blocks, Conflict, Defense, Economy, european union, finance, foreign policy, Fun, Geopolitics, international relations, Military, military aid, nato, Politics, russia, russian aggression, sanctions, Ukraine, UkraineCraft, Ukrainian government, united states, War

🔥🔥🔥

Players:	107/400	Votes:	6223
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1	Mythical Relics Collected:	5
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	8
Alien Abductions:	2	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Cursed Swords Broken:	1
Mythical Quests Completed:	50	Crystal Wands Charged:	11
Soul Contracts Signed:	5	Magic Crystals Found:	21
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0	Enchanted Forests Planted:	9

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we have Ukrainian superpowers ready to take on those pesky Russians! With an extra 60 billion in our pockets, we are gearing up for the ultimate showdown. Join us and witness the epic battle unfold as our Ukrainian warriors unleash their fury on the enemy. Don’t miss out on the action-packed fun – join now and be part of history in the making!

Blocky Bachelorettes: Femcel Follies

Bachelorettes, blocky, Communication, Cumming, DATING, emotional health, empowerment, face, FEMCEL, femcels, Follies, gender dynamics, ghosting, Insecurity, Loneliness, love, rejection, relationships, self esteem, single, situationship, social norms, society, Women

🔥🔥🔥

Players:	95/800	Votes:	891
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Heroic Legacies Created:	3	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3
Legendary Titles Earned:	3	Eclipse Rings Activated:	3
Chimeras Created:	2	Pirate Ships Raided:	0
Royal Courts Attended:	0	Celestial Beings Befriended:	0
Powerful Allies Recruited:	8	Cursed Taverns Survived:	4
Gnome Villages Protected:	4	Rune Stones Activated:	3
Cozy Campfires Lit:	19	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft server! Are you tired of boring relationships and looking for some excitement in your life? Well, look no further because our server is the place to be!

Join us and experience a world where you can build your own love fortress and find your one true blocky soulmate. Who needs real relationships when you can have a creeper companion by your side?

Forget about being ghosted in real life, on our server, you’ll never be alone because our zombie villagers are always looking for new friends. Plus, who needs a boring old face mask when you can have a cum creeper to protect you from any unwanted attention?

So come on over and join our server for a relationship experience like no other. Who knows, you might just find love in a pixelated world full of surprises!

The Creeper and Enderman Show

Anime, Anime Series, big boobies, busty maid, comedy, creeper, dark humor, demon butler, Enderman, FANTASY, forbidden love, Gothic, Kuro Maid, Manga, Manga adaptation, nice cleavage, romance, Shinigami Bocchan, Show, Supernatural, supernatural beings, victorian era, wealthy protagonist

🔥🔥🔥

Players:	97/700	Votes:	8794
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Infernal Machines Built:	1	Herobrine Sightings:	5
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	2
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	11	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0
Shadow Figures Spotted:	7	Lunar Scepters Activated:	6
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	11

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the big boobies and nice cleavage are as plentiful as diamonds in a mineshaft! Join us for a wild ride filled with epic adventures and hilarious shenanigans.

Our server is home to the most epic builds you’ll ever see, from towering castles to pixel art masterpieces of… you guessed it, big boobies and nice cleavage! But that’s not all – we also have custom plugins that will blow your mind. Want to ride a flying pig into battle? Done. How about a disco party with creepers? We got you covered.

And if you’re looking for a community that’s as tight-knit as a pair of… well, you know, then look no further. Our players are friendly, fun-loving, and always up for a good time. Whether you’re a seasoned pro or a total noob, you’ll feel right at home here.

So why wait? Come join us on the most boobilicious Minecraft server around! Trust us, once you see what we have to offer, you’ll never want to leave.

Cheeky Chechnya Craft

Chechen community, Chechen culture, Chechen customs, Chechen gatherings., Chechen nightlife, Chechen society, Chechen traditions, Chechnya, CHEEKY, community gatherings, Craft, cultural events, friday night, Friday night in Chechnya, local events, nightlife, nightlife in Chechnya, social events, socializing, Traditions, weekend activities

🔥🔥🔥

Players:	105/300	Votes:	4449
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Twisted Realms Survived:	1
Haunted Chests Opened:	10	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1
Dragon Eggs Found:	3804	Fairy Circles Danced In:	4
Immortal Anvils Forged:	8	Omnipotent Charms Created:	4
Teleportation Mishaps:	1	Volcanoes Explored:	1
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2	Divine Spears Created:	27
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4	Goblin Markets Raided:	10

Welcome to our Minecraft server where every night is an Average Friday night in Chechnya! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

– Our creepers are trained in martial arts and will challenge you to a showdown before exploding. – The zombies have a dance party every night and you’re invited to join in on the fun. – Our skeletons are actually expert marksmen and will challenge you to a game of archery. – The ender dragon is a professional wrestler and will body slam you before you can defeat it.

So come join us for a wild and crazy time on our Minecraft server where anything can happen!

Crafty Cows and Creepers – Moo-tastic Adventures!

🔥🔥🔥

Players:	103/900	Votes:	5949
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Phantom Ships Sailed:	1	Ores Mined:	7421
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	8	Divine Relics Bestowed:	7
Celestial Beings Befriended:	4	Meteorite Armor Created:	19
Whispering Caves Entered:	5	Wilderness Tamed:	19
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2	Ghost Trains Ridden:	2
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	18	Secret Guilds Joined:	1
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the only thing you need to worry about is how many diamonds you can mine before the creepers blow you up! 🤣 Join us for the Get Well Soon Edition, because let’s face it, after a day of mining and crafting, you’re gonna need some healing potions! 💊

Our upcoming stream will have you on the edge of your blocky seat, with epic battles against Ender Dragons and zombie hordes. And don’t even get us started on our previous stream – let’s just say things got so wild, even the villagers were shaking in their boots! 👢

Debuting on our server is a YouTuber whose skills are as sharp as a diamond sword – you won’t want to miss their epic builds and hilarious adventures. And with a schedule that’s more packed than a chest full of golden apples, you’ll never run out of fun things to do! ⛏️

Check out our unarchived content for some behind-the-scenes shenanigans, from Twitter spaces to karaoke nights that will have you singing like a zombie villager. And don’t forget to grab some merch to show off your love for our server – because nothing says “I love mining” like a Creeper t-shirt! 💣

So what are you waiting for? Dive into our server full of /baubau/-related content, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional server crash, but who’s counting?). Join us today and let the blocky adventures begin! 🎮🌟

Mindbreak Mania: Torturing Villagers Since 2010

controversial topics, cyberbullying, heated discussions, internet culture, internet drama, internet trolling, Mania, mindbreak, Mindbreaks, online arguments, online behavior, online communities, online conflicts, online harassment, online interactions, online trolling, social media, struck a nerve, Torturing, toxic behavior, trolling, trolling culture, v/tards, villagers

🔥🔥🔥

Players:	97/1000	Votes:	9402
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Twisted Realms Survived:	2	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	12
Potions Brewed:	122	Undead Armies Raised:	4
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Ender Pearl Glitches:	5
Dragonkin Hatched:	3	Ores Mined:	4407
Gnome Villages Protected:	3	Cursed Villages Purged:	4
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	Shadow Figures Spotted:	7
Buildings Constructed:	29	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1

Are you ready to have your mind shattered into a million pieces while playing Minecraft? Well, look no further because our server specializes in mindbreaks and /v/tards for 3 days straight! That’s right, we will push you to your limits and beyond until you can’t even remember your own name.

But wait, there’s more! If you survive the mindbreaks, you’ll have the chance to battle against the legendary Ender Dragon riding a pig with wings. And if you win, you’ll be rewarded with a diamond-encrusted unicorn to ride around the server.

So why wait? Join our server now and see if you have what it takes to survive the ultimate Minecraft challenge!

BigTrannyBlocks: Where Size Matters in Minecraft!

acceptance, BigTrannyBlocks, body image, comparison, coping, discrimination, envy, Femininity, gender dysphoria, Gender Identity, Insecurity, Jealousy, LGBTQ community, Masculinity, matters.., Minecraft, prejudice, self esteem, sexual competition, SIZE, societal norms, toxic masculinity, Transgender, Transphobia

🔥🔥🔥

Players:	96/600	Votes:	5935
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Demonic Pacts Formed:	1	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	146
Magic Crystals Found:	12	Phantom Knights Defeated:	10
Magic Items Found:	7719	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2
Shadow Figures Spotted:	6	Celestial Beings Befriended:	2
Enchantments Applied:	285	Treasure Maps Found:	2
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	9	Portal Loops Escaped:	2
Glorious Feasts Held:	8	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the trannies have bigger pixelated swords than you and are more likely to slay the Ender Dragon! Join us for a wild adventure filled with blocky battles and crazy crafting as we build a world where anything is possible. Don’t miss out on the chance to team up with players who have legendary loot and unbeatable skills. Who knows, you might even find yourself in a pixelated love triangle with a creeper and a zombie! So come on, join our server and let the madness begin!

CraftyAnimeNerds: The Ultimate Minecraft Server for Shonen Fans!

Anime, CraftyAnimeNerds, culture, debate, Demographic, Entertainment, Fandom, Fans, forever.., genre, long trail: will shonen always be the most popular anime, Manga, Media, Minecraft, opinion, Popular, Server, SHONEN, shonen anime vs shonen manga, shonen demographic trends, trend, Ultimate, will shonen always be the most popular manga

🔥🔥🔥

Players:	93/600	Votes:	1816
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Endless Staircases Climbed:	3	Endless Night Skies:	5
Magical Moments Shared:	16	Horror Stories Survived:	6
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	451
Epic Weapons Forged:	5	Legendary Items Repaired:	2
Epic Shields Constructed:	30	Cursed Swords Broken:	1
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	5	Mystic Runes Engraved:	4
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1	Dragons Tamed:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that don’t have any excitement or fun? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up!

Join our server and enter a world where shonen anime and manga reign supreme! That’s right, forget about building houses and farming crops, on our server you’ll be battling epic anime bosses and completing quests inspired by your favorite shonen series.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground society of anime fans who have dedicated their lives to proving that shonen is the ultimate anime and manga demographic. Will you join them in their quest for dominance?

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience shonen like never before! Who knows, you might even discover the true meaning of friendship and power along the way.

DerpyDeskCraft: Where even your furniture is confused!

Appearance, cleaning, cleanliness, Confused, confusion, DerpyDeskCraft, desk, family, Friends, Frustration, Furniture, guests, jizz, maintenance, Mess, organization, stains, Surprise, surprise visit, travel, unexpected, Visitors, work desk

🔥🔥🔥

Players:	94/600	Votes:	7385
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1	Treasure Maps Found:	13
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Celestial Gardens Planted:	6
Titan Hearts Harvested:	2	Werewolf Howls Heard:	2
Celestial Events Witnessed:	5	Votes:	8398
Legendary Scepters Created:	6	Hidden Passages Discovered:	8
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	25
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Gryphons Tamed:	2

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more chaotic than your work desk after a wild party? Look no further!

Join our server and experience the madness that comes with friends and their family staying for 2 weeks. Who knows what kind of craziness they’ll bring to the game!

And don’t worry if you have to leave for 5 days due to work related travel – we’ll make sure your virtual desk doesn’t get jizzed on while you’re away!

So come on, join us for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns. Who knows, you might even find a diamond in the rough (or under the jizz)!

80s Jams & Country Tunes Minecraft Server

1980s, 80’s music, 80s, classic, Country, Cultural, Dance, Decade, Entertainment, era, Hits, Jams, Minecraft, Music, music video, Nostalgia, playlist, pop, Retro, Server, Throwback, top hits, Tunes, vintage

🔥🔥🔥

Players:	96/100	Votes:	9106
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1	Phoenix Feathers Found:	14
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	119	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	7
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	Cursed Taverns Survived:	3
Whispering Caves Entered:	2	Goblin Markets Raided:	9
Enchantments Applied:	268	Endless Mazes Conquered:	3
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	10	Magical Familiars Summoned:	4
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	10

Welcome to our EPIC Minecraft server where the creepers are as friendly as your grandma’s cat! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story…

Once upon a time, in a pixelated land far, far away, there was a Minecraft server so LEGENDARY that even Notch himself couldn’t resist joining. The players were so skilled that they could build entire castles in the blink of an eye, and the diamonds flowed like water from a never-ending waterfall.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the rarest mobs you’ll ever encounter. Picture this: a zombie riding a chicken, wearing a top hat and monocle. Yes, you read that right. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a herd of rainbow sheep frolicking in a field of GLOWING obsidian.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the MAGIC for yourself. Who knows, you might even make friends with a friendly Enderman who loves to dance to 80s music from your country!