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CraftyDating SMP

Casual, Commitment, Communication, Companionship, compatibility, CraftyDating, DATING, dating advice, dating definition, dating meaning, emotional connection, Exclusivity, Intimacy, love, loyalty, Partnership, relationships, romance, shopping, smp, Trust, Understanding

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Players:	109/600	Votes:	7412
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4	Forbidden Tomes Read:	5
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1
Players Killed by Monsters:	6695	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	6
Underground Cities Explored:	1	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	4
Blood Moons Survived:	0	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Astral Amulets Crafted:	33	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	17
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2	Dragons Tamed:	2

Are you tired of dating IRL and ready to find love in the virtual world of Minecraft? Look no further than our wild and wacky SMP server!

Join us for a chance to find your pixelated soulmate while building epic structures and battling mobs together. Who needs commitment when you can have a virtual wedding in the Nether?

Forget about swiping left or right, on our server, you can “shop” for your perfect partner by trading rare items and enchantments. Casual dating? More like casual mining for diamonds together!

So what are you waiting for? Join our SMP server now and let the love (and chaos) begin!

BlockyBootyCraft

attraction, BlockyBootyCraft, communication style, compatibility, DATING, deal breakers, emotional intelligence, feel bad, Honesty, hygiene, Manners, personality traits, Pet Peeves, physical appearance, Preferences, relationships, SELF AWARENESS, turn off, turn offs in a partner, turn-ons, Vulnerability

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Players:	101/600	Votes:	3243
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Magic Wands Crafted:	19	Astral Mages Summoned:	4
Phantom Horses Ridden:	2	Potions Brewed:	71
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	12	Royal Courts Attended:	4
Celestial Beings Befriended:	3	Blood Moons Survived:	1
Phantom Ships Sailed:	4	Arcane Towers Raised:	3
Elemental Crystals Collected:	62	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	10	Dragonkin Hatched:	1

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers that make you yawn more than a sleeping Enderman? Well, look no further because our server is here to save the day! Join us for a wild ride filled with explosive sheep, dancing creepers, and a secret underground society of zombie pigmen who throw the best parties in the Nether.

But wait, there’s more! On our server, you can ride on the backs of flying pigs, battle evil llamas in epic gladiator arenas, and even discover a hidden treasure trove guarded by a pack of mischievous wolves wearing top hats. And if that’s not enough to entice you, we also have a secret portal that leads to a dimension made entirely of candy. Yes, you heard that right – CANDY!

So why waste your time on boring servers when you can join us for the craziest, most outrageous Minecraft experience of your life? Trust us, once you’ve seen a chicken riding a rollercoaster, you’ll never want to leave. Join now and prepare for a Minecraft adventure like no other!

Zelenskiy’s Peaceful Craft Minecraft Server

bilateral relations, Conflict Resolution, Craft, Diplomacy, diplomatic efforts., diplomatic mission, eastern europe, foreign relations, global peace, international diplomacy, international relations, Minecraft, Négotiation, peace talks, Peacebuilding, Peaceful, Political Visit, President Zelenskiy, Server, truly just peace, Ukraine, US visit, war-torn country, Zelenskiy, Zelenskiys

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Players:	101/800	Votes:	6645
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Mysterious Portals Opened:	9	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3	Phantom Horses Ridden:	2
Immortal Anvils Forged:	9	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3
Gryphons Tamed:	4	Blood Moons Survived:	2
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	23	Dark Rituals Completed:	7
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6	Hidden Passages Discovered:	5
Epic Quests Completed:	5	Phantom Rings Equipped:	23

come join our epic minecraft server where zelenskiy himself is seeking ‘truly just peace’ for ukraine but in minecraft form! battle it out with other players in intense pvp matches to see who can achieve the most peace in the land! build your own peace treaties and alliances with other players to dominate the server and bring true harmony to the virtual world. zelenskiy will be there to guide you on your quest for peace, offering words of wisdom and encouragement as you navigate the treacherous world of minecraft politics. join now for a truly unique and hilarious gaming experience that you won’t find anywhere else!

TerrorCraft: Hostage Havoc

Conflict, CounterTerrorism, Eliminated, eliminated terrorists, Havoc, Hostage, hostage crisis, hostage rescue mission, hostage situation, hostages, hostages rescued, idf, IDF reports, Israel Defense Forces, military operation, Reports, Slain, slain hostages, TerrorCraft, Terrorism, terrorist threat, terrorists

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Players:	104/800	Votes:	484
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Endless Night Skies:	4	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	3
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	16	Soul Contracts Signed:	5
Infinity Stones Found:	6	New Chunks Explored:	293058
Legendary Heroes Trained:	5	Celestial Crowns Worn:	5
Unseen Monsters Slain:	8	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	13
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3
Legendary Items Repaired:	4	Living Statues Befriended:	2

so like, this server is so lit, you gotta join cuz we got rid of all those pesky terrorists holding hostages! like, we straight up went in there and saved the day, now we’re just chillin and building epic stuff in Minecraft. come join us and be a hero too, or just have a laugh with us as we tell crazy stories about our epic rescue mission. you won’t find a server like this anywhere else, trust me. come join the fun!

Pajamazon Dreams – Minecraft Server

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Players:	110/1000	Votes:	3652
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4	Phoenix Feathers Found:	7
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	3
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3	Magical Frogs Kissed:	6
Soul Contracts Signed:	2	Horror Stories Survived:	4
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Phantom Knights Defeated:	6
Curse of Binding Applied:	1	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	7	Void Armor Forged:	20

Yo, have you ever wondered if Jeff Bezos sleeps naked or with Pajamazon on? Well, guess what, on our epic Minecraft server, you can find out the answer to this burning question! Join us and embark on a wild adventure where you can build a house made entirely out of Amazon boxes and fight off creepers with Bezos himself! Rumor has it that if you collect enough diamonds, Bezos will personally deliver a package to your virtual doorstep. So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our server now and let the craziness begin!

EgoCraft: Narcissistic Adventures

Admiration, Adventures, Behavior, EgoCraft, grandiosity, leadership, Narcissistic, NARCISSISTS, Perception, personality traits, Psychology, SELF AWARENESS, self concept, self esteem, self reflection, self worth, self-image, self-importance, self-obsession, self-perception, self-perception bias, social interactions, social metaperceptions

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Players:	109/200	Votes:	9915
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Phantom Knights Defeated:	2	Forbidden Relics Collected:	4
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	9
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	8
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2	Magic Wands Crafted:	19
Alternate Realities Explored:	1	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3
Legendary Heroes Trained:	5	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	6
Mythical Swords Crafted:	34	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2

join our epic minecraft server where u can be the ultimate narcissist and rule over all! show off ur grandiosity and leadership skills as u build ur empire and make others bow down to u. u don’t need to worry about what others think of u, cuz on this server, u are the king (or queen) of the world. come join us and let ur narcissistic tendencies run wild!

What is the IP for Lachlan Minecraft Server?

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Players:	96/100	Votes:	1457
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	2
Mythical Relics Collected:	14	Titan Hearts Harvested:	3
Gnome Villages Protected:	3	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2
Endless Night Skies:	3	Phantom Rings Equipped:	16
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	5	Shadow Figures Spotted:	10
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	32	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	5
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4	Forbidden Tomes Read:	7

Lachlan is a talented and versatile individual known for his passion for creativity and ambition in various pursuits. With a background in art and design, Lachlan has cultivated a unique perspective and style that sets him apart in his field. His work reflects his dedication to showcasing the beauty in simplicity and his ability to bring ideas to life through his artistry. Lachlan is constantly expanding his skills and exploring new opportunities to challenge himself creatively and professionally.

💫Honami MC Write /free and get a free donation! Minecraft server

1.20x, 1.8x, Calm, Clans, command, Community, DISCOUNTS, donation, Donations, Economy, Events, Fly, free, Free Admin, Free Donations, Friends, Game, Honami MC, Ip:, Minecraft, New server, No Dupe, No Mini-Games, opportunities, Pirate, player, Prison, Private, privileges, PvP, Relax, RPG, Russian, Server, Server List, social networks, Survival, tg, vk, Weddings

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Players:	94/700	Votes:	9015
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Forbidden Relics Collected:	8	Battle Standards Raised:	7
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	5	Gryphons Tamed:	1
Secret Passages Found:	3	Herobrine Sightings:	0
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2
Chimeras Created:	3	Animals Bred:	27
Celestial Beings Befriended:	5	Ancient Ruins Explored:	5
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	1	Astral Orbs Gathered:	20

Honami MC is a server where you can relax comfortably with friends, have a rest in your free time, playing on our server. Our server tries to make a good community, where players can play calmly!

[ Версия сервера 1.8x – 1.20x ] To enter the server, add our server to your server list.

Server IP: mc.Honami.ru, come in!

Our server has a free donation, with which you can get more and more opportunities and privileges for your game on the server.

Enter the command /free and get a free donation!

Our server is new, so we made discounts for every player on ANY donation 70%!

Want to find friends on the server? Our social networks:

VK: https://vk.com/honami_mc

TG: https://t.me/honami_mc

Server IP: mc.Honami.ru

mc.Honami.ru

Semi-Anarchy- Where chaos meets land-claiming and silk-spawning at the 30m world border in Miscria!

30M, Adventure, Anarchy, border, building, Chaos, Community, Economy, Exploration, Factions, Griefing, Land claiming, Landclaiming, meets, Miscria, mobs, multiplayer, non-moderated chat, open world, Plugins, PvP, PvP enabled, Raiding, Roleplay, semi anarchy, Semianarchy, silkspawning, Survival, Terralith, world

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Players:	110/200	Votes:	3292
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	7	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4
Paranormal Events Investigated:	1	Ores Mined:	1342
Undead Armies Raised:	0	Dragon Scales Harvested:	385
Dragon Eggs Found:	3223	Endless Mazes Conquered:	3
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	2
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	Royal Decrees Issued:	2

Minecraft Server Overview

Features	Description
Anarchy with land claiming	Players can claim land but can still attack others in the wild
Unmoderated chat	Chat is not moderated as long as players stay within the law
Additional plugins	Includes Terralith, silk spawners, and convenience commands

Hope to see some people joining!

FAQ

Q: What is the IP to join the server?

A: The IP is 15.204.145.249:25565

Q: Is PvP allowed?

A: Yes, players can attack each other in the wild but can also claim land for protection

Q: Are there any rules for chat?

A: Chat is unmoderated as long as players follow the server rules

Crafty Chaos Minecraft Server

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Players:	104/100	Votes:	3107
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2
Divine Relics Bestowed:	12	Epic Weapons Forged:	6
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4
Secret Guilds Joined:	2	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1
Dragon Eggs Found:	5888	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	37
Cosmic Pies Baked:	5	Animals Bred:	97
Royal Decrees Issued:	3	Magic Wands Crafted:	11

Welcome to the most insane Minecraft server you’ll ever come across! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

1. Our server is run by a group of deranged llamas who have a penchant for building the most ridiculous structures you’ve ever seen. From giant toilets to upside-down houses, you’ll never be bored exploring our world.

2. We have a secret underground society of zombie pigmen who have formed their own government and are constantly plotting to take over the server. Join them or fight against them, the choice is yours!

3. Our server is home to the legendary Diamond Chicken, a mythical creature said to lay diamond eggs that grant you special powers. Can you find and tame this elusive beast?

4. We host weekly “Troll Tuesdays” where players are encouraged to prank each other in the most absurd ways possible. From filling someone’s house with llamas to turning their entire inventory into raw fish, the possibilities are endless!

So, what are you waiting for? Join our server and experience the madness for yourself. Just be prepared to ask yourself, “what the fuck were they thinking?” on a regular basis.