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Blocky Escape Minecraft Server

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Players:	101/800	Votes:	7037
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	43	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	3
Mineshafts Explored:	4	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	5
New Chunks Explored:	211883	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	8
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	7	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	8
Pirate Ships Raided:	1	Talking Trees Consulted:	5
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	4
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	30	Enchantments Applied:	187

Are you tired of boring old games like Prison Architect and Factorio? Have you conquered Rimworld and need a new challenge? Look no further, because our Minecraft server is the craziest and most unpredictable gaming experience you’ll ever have!

Join our server and build your own virtual prison, but watch out for the inmates who have a tendency to break out and wreak havoc. Don’t worry, you can always call upon the help of friendly aliens who will defend your prison with their laser guns.

But that’s not all! We also have a secret underground society of mole people who will trade rare items with you in exchange for your most prized possessions. And if you’re feeling adventurous, you can embark on a quest to find the legendary diamond sword of doom, rumored to have the power to turn your enemies into chickens.

So why wait? Join our Minecraft server now and get ready for the wildest gaming experience of your life!

Blue Eyes Minecraft SMP – Writing General – Behind the Blocks

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Players:	98/900	Votes:	6430
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Haunted Chests Opened:	4	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0
Mythical Relics Collected:	14	Forbidden Relics Collected:	1
Epic Weapons Forged:	9	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2
Phoenix Feathers Found:	8	Astral Staffs Crafted:	12
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	15
Dragon Eggs Found:	7541	Gryphons Tamed:	2
Whispering Caves Entered:	8	Phantom Knights Defeated:	8

Welcome to the most chaotic Minecraft SMP you’ll ever encounter! Our server is filled with VTuber fanfiction that will make you question reality itself. From greentext shitposts to full-length adventure novels, we’ve got it all. And don’t even get us started on the smut – we’ve got fantasies for days!

Join us if you want to dive into a world where VTubers rule the land and anything is possible. Who knows, you might even stumble upon a hidden treasure map written by Kizuna AI herself or witness a battle between Gura and Calliope Mori for control of the server.

So why should you join our server? Because where else can you find a community that takes VTuber fanfiction to the next level? Plus, who wouldn’t want to be a part of a server where the line between reality and fiction is blurred beyond recognition?

Don’t miss out on the madness – join us now and become a part of the wildest Minecraft SMP out there!

Crafty Scrolls Minecraft Server

Adult General, character sheet workdocs, Characters, Cira, combat mod list, Crafty, Elder Scrolls Online General, FAQs, gear list, Lore, Mazetism, Minecraft, Modding Guides, Mods, OSA archives, RUASLEEP, Scrolls, Server, Sister threads, SKSE AE Update tracker, Social, starting modlist, Stories, treasure trove, Waifulation, Weekend Lore General

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Players:	93/300	Votes:	3792
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4	Magical Frogs Kissed:	2
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	2
Potions Brewed:	190	Eerie Music Discs Played:	1
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1	Ender Pearl Glitches:	2
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	1
Battle Standards Raised:	14	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0
Secret Libraries Discovered:	3	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server you’ll ever experience! Our server is so legendary, it’s like the Skyrim of Minecraft servers. Join us for a wild ride filled with dragons, magic, and endless adventures.

Patch Notes: We’ve added a new mod that turns all the creepers into sweet rolls. Because why not? Who wouldn’t want to be blown up by a delicious pastry?

Mods, Modding Guides, and FAQs: Need help modding your game? Look no further! Our guides will teach you how to turn your Minecraft world into a realm of chaos and hilarity.

Found a problem or have a suggestion? Use the “Contact” button at the top right of the site. Or just shout it into the void and hope for the best. Either way works for us!

SKSE AE Update tracker: We’ve updated our Skyrim Script Extender to include a feature that turns all the chickens into fierce warriors. Watch out, they mean business!

Waifulation: Check out our collection of waifus that you can add to your game. Because who doesn’t want a virtual girlfriend in Minecraft?

Lore and Lore Accessories: Dive deep into the lore of our server and discover the secrets of our world. Or just make up your own lore, we won’t judge.

Character sheet workdocs: Create your own character sheet with our handy templates. Want to be a half-dragon, half-unicorn warrior? Go for it!

Join us on this crazy adventure and become a part of our Minecraft family. Who knows what kind of madness awaits you in our world. Just remember, when in doubt, shout “Fus Ro Dah!” and see what happens.

Zoomers Minecraft SMP: will never understand that for one, brief, shining moment…

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Players:	100/600	Votes:	3364
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2	Cursed Villages Purged:	2
Blood Moons Survived:	1	Endless Staircases Climbed:	0
Evil Twin Fights:	3	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4
Elemental Crystals Collected:	80	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1
Crops Grown:	8059	Celestial Beings Befriended:	0
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	5	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5
Living Shadows Defeated:	2	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	9

Are you tired of zoomers ruining the gaming industry with their microtransactions and gachashit? Do you long for the good old days of pixelated blobs and Lara Croft’s triangle boobs? Then come join our Minecraft SMP where we keep it real with no microtransactions or DLC!

Our server is a throwback to the glory days of gaming, where imagination ran wild and you felt like you were truly part of the world. We’ve banned all zoomers from joining so you can enjoy a pure gaming experience without their nonsense.

Join us and relive the golden age of gaming, where the only thing you need to worry about is surviving the night and building epic structures. So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP and say goodbye to gachashit forever!

Blocky Dicks Minecraft Server

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Players:	102/500	Votes:	869
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Magical Frogs Kissed:	3	Living Shadows Defeated:	3
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3	Mysterious Portals Opened:	13
Celestial Gardens Planted:	8	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5
Gryphons Tamed:	4	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	2	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	4
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2	Dragon Scales Harvested:	406

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild and unpredictable as a giant porn star’s member? Look no further! Our server is like the big dick of the Minecraft world – always ready to please and never disappoint. Join us for a good time and see why size really does matter in the world of blocky adventures. Who needs realistic proportions when you can have a server that’s larger than life? Come on, you know you want to experience the thrill of playing on the biggest and best server around!

Serious ly Minecraft SMP

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Players:	106/900	Votes:	2262
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1
Epic Weapons Forged:	10	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1
Cursed Lands Purified:	7	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	44	New Chunks Explored:	57149
Votes:	1448	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	3
Void Armor Forged:	23	Divine Relics Bestowed:	8
Infinity Stones Found:	6	Meteorites Collected:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds and building basic structures? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our crazy SMP where the mobs have taken over and are now running the show. That’s right, zombies, creepers, and skeletons are the new rulers of the land, and it’s up to you to overthrow them and take back control.

But that’s not all – we’ve also got a secret underground society of llamas who are plotting to take over the server and turn it into a llama paradise. Will you join forces with the llamas or fight against them for dominance? The choice is yours!

And if that’s not enough to pique your interest, we’ve also got a group of mischievous villagers who are constantly pulling pranks on unsuspecting players. From replacing all your tools with carrots to filling your house with chickens, you never know what these crazy villagers will do next.

So come join our wacky SMP and experience Minecraft like never before. Just be prepared for the unexpected – because on this server, anything can happen!

Debate Among Men Minecraft Server

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Players:	99/800	Votes:	2820
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Blood Moons Survived:	0	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	9	Celestial Beings Befriended:	5
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Rune Stones Activated:	6
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	15	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	3
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Magic Crystals Found:	22
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1	Dimension Hops:	11
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1

Join our Minecraft server and settle debates like this one in our virtual arena! Watch as Frieren and Doomguy (reboot) battle it out in an epic showdown that will leave you on the edge of your blocky seat. Who will emerge victorious? Only one way to find out – join our server and witness the chaos unfold! Plus, rumor has it that Herobrine himself will make a special guest appearance, so you won’t want to miss out on all the action. Join now and let the games begin!

FoggyCraft SMP – Fallout General

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Players:	110/200	Votes:	9147
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	1
Glorious Feasts Held:	7	Demonic Pacts Formed:	1
Portal Loops Escaped:	0	Demon Skulls Collected:	24
Legendary Scepters Created:	6	Shadow Realms Conquered:	1
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1	Towns Built:	8
Phantom Knights Defeated:	2	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	9
Soul Swords Wielded:	5	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft SMPs? Well, have I got the server for you! Join our server for a wild ride through the wasteland with our F76 Ports Edition! We’ve got resources for Fallout 4, Fallout 76, Fallout 1 and 2, and even Fallout 3 and New Vegas.

But wait, there’s more! We have modding guides that will make your head spin faster than a ghoul on Jet. Our Asset and Mod Repository is chock full of goodies that will have you saying “War never changes, but this server sure does!”

And if that’s not enough to entice you, we’ve got MSPaintAdventures that will have you laughing so hard, you’ll forget about the radroaches trying to eat your face. Plus, our ocdonutsteels are so wacky, you’ll wonder if you’ve been hit with a gamma ray.

So what are you waiting for? Join our F76 Ports Edition Minecraft SMP today and experience a post-apocalyptic adventure like no other. Just remember to decode any protected downloads with base64, or you might end up like a ghoul without a brain!

Karasique – Minecraft game server

Adventure, bedrock, BUILD, Community, Creative, Economy, Gaming, java, Karasique, Minecraft, Minigames, multiplayer, Plugins, PvP, Redstone, Roleplay, Server, Survival, Vanilla, Whitelist

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Players:	106/500	Votes:	881
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5	Mysterious Portals Opened:	13
Enchantments Applied:	100	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4	Meteorite Armor Created:	13
Glorious Feasts Held:	8	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	4
Lost Souls Rescued:	5	Evil Lairs Raided:	5
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3	Enchanted Armories Found:	3
Celestial Crowns Worn:	3	Players Killed by Monsters:	6739

The owner of the “Karasique – Gaming” server has not yet added a description. This Minecraft server is very different from other servers, but not like the others.

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Heathen Papist Minecraft Server

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Players:	104/700	Votes:	4916
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Evil Lairs Raided:	2	Celestial Crowns Worn:	4
Animals Bred:	83	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1
Rune Stones Activated:	3	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4
Portal Loops Escaped:	3	Volcanoes Explored:	1
Demonic Pacts Formed:	1	Dimension Hops:	2
Runes Activated:	4	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because on our server, we have Varg Vikerness performing live in the Vatican on St. Pachamama’s day! That’s right, you can witness a legendary metal musician rocking out in the holiest of holies. And if that’s not enough to convince you to join, just wait until you see our Heathen-Papist Church fusion building competition. Who knew building a church could be so metal? So come join our server for a wild and wacky time that you won’t find anywhere else!