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Players: | 105/800 | Votes: | 5172 |
Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
Goblin Armies Outwitted: | 8 | Corrupted Chunks Fixed: | 1 |
Blood-Forged Axes Created: | 18 | Star Shards Collected: | 129 |
Cursed Scrolls Read: | 4 | Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: | 5 |
Demon Skulls Collected: | 41 | Invisible Pathways Walked: | 3 |
Whimsical Tea Parties Held: | 8 | Legendary Titles Earned: | 3 |
Mythical Quests Completed: | 34 | Infinity Stones Found: | 4 |
Horror Stories Survived: | 4 | Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: | 2 |
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