#zatchbell Minecraft Servers | New Minecraft Servers 2025

ObamaCraft: Where even creepers miss the good old days

biden, Conflict, consequences, CREEPERS, Days, Decision making, Diplomacy, foreign policy, Good, Government, international relations, iran, leadership, Military, ObamaCraft, Peace, Politics, president, trump, Trump administration, Trump presidency, united states, War, ww3

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Players:	92/700	Votes:	6326
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Goblin Markets Raided:	5	Villages Defended:	9
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	Lunar Scepters Activated:	8
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1	Epic Battles Fought:	5
Heroic Legacies Created:	4	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	11	Chaos Gates Opened:	2
Phantom Knights Defeated:	4	Titan Hearts Harvested:	5
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2	Mysterious Portals Opened:	9

Join our Minecraft server and experience a world where Trump is the president and Iran wouldn’t even dare to mess with us! Forget about WW3, because with Biden in office, anything can happen! Come build, mine, and survive in a world where politics are as crazy as the creepers exploding around you. Who needs real-world drama when you can have virtual chaos on our server? Join now and see what kind of shenanigans await you!

Crafty Creepers and Rainbow Sheep: Where Artists and Trans Folks Rule the World!

artists, Crafty, creative industry, CREEPERS, Defensive, defensive behavior, deserving, emotional, ENTITLEMENT, entitlement mindset, Folks, genuine interest, identity crisis, mental health, misunderstood, RAINBOW, rule, self-importance, Sensitive, serious answer, Sheep, silver plate, societal pressures, Trans, trooning out, unsufferable, world

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Players:	90/1000	Votes:	2714
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Farms Harvested:	337	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5	Ether Blades Crafted:	12
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	12	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1
Epic Weapons Forged:	3	Haunted Mines Explored:	3
Cursed Amulets Found:	2	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	5
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0	Infinity Stones Found:	3
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	2	Legendary Titles Earned:	1

Are you tired of boring, run-of-the-mill Minecraft servers? Want to join a server where the players are always on the defensive, ready to protect their precious diamonds at all costs? Look no further! Our server is filled with players who believe they deserve everything handed to them on a silver plate – literally, we have a special silver plate item that gives you special powers in-game!

But that’s not all – our server is also known for its wild and wacky community events. Last week, we had a giant chicken race where players rode on chickens around a track while trying to dodge obstacles. And next week, we’re planning a massive fireworks display that will light up the entire server.

So why wait? Join our server now and see why most artists end up trooning out after a few years – whatever that means! It’s a wild ride you won’t want to miss.

Blocky McBlockface: The Adventures of Steve and Friends

1. me, act, Adventures, Argument, awareness 3. similar, Beyond, blocky, Character, Chuckle, Comment, evidence 4. convince, existential crisis, fictional, Friends, Identical, Identity, look 5. outside, McBlockface, MIRROR, real, Relate, relateable, Shut down, Smile, steve, twin 2. self-aware

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Players:	95/900	Votes:	4507
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	3	Magic Wands Crafted:	25
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Gods Slained:	0
Divine Scrolls Written:	10	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	2
Alien Abductions:	1	Mythical Quests Completed:	27
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	7
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	15	Mimic Chests Discovered:	1

Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers where nobody understands your true identity? Look no further, because on our server, you will find a character that is literally YOU. Yes, you heard that right. This character is so eerily similar to you that it’s practically your twin. People will stop you on the street just to comment on how identical you are to this character. It’s like looking in a mirror, but in Minecraft form. Join our server and embrace your true self, because this character is indisputably you. Who knows, maybe this character will become self-aware and start questioning its own existence. The possibilities are endless on our server, where you can finally find your place in this world. So what are you waiting for? Join now and discover the true meaning of identity crisis in the most hilarious way possible!

Crafting Craziness: Where Tourette’s meets Minecraft Madness!

beat, Crafting, Craziness, disbelief, Disorder, farce, Hope, Improvement, madness, meets, Minecraft, Neurological, popping off, Possible.., progress, Remission, skepticism, sus, Symptoms, ticks, Tourettes, Treatment, tuned in, Watching

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Players:	110/100	Votes:	3181
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Void Gems Collected:	15	Soul Contracts Signed:	2
Magical Moments Shared:	30	Omnipotent Charms Created:	3
Haunted Forests Traversed:	6	Mines Excavated:	2655
Magic Wands Crafted:	12	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	5
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	6	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	13
Endless Mazes Solved:	1	Divine Scrolls Written:	25
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4	Animals Bred:	101

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, have we got the server for you! Join us on our wacky and wild Minecraft adventure where anything is possible.

Our server is so crazy, even Tourette’s can be beaten! That’s right, we’ve had players come on with Tourette’s and miraculously cure themselves just by playing on our server. It’s like magic, but with blocks.

And if that’s not enough to convince you to join, just wait until you see our players in action. We’ve got players who have been watching for hours without popping off, it’s like they’re superhuman or something. Who knows what other crazy abilities they might have?

So come join us on our mysterious and sus-filled Minecraft server, where the only limit is your imagination. Who knows, you might even cure yourself of Tourette’s while you’re at it. Join now and let the madness begin!

Blocky Shenanigans

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Players:	99/900	Votes:	2552
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3	Endless Mazes Conquered:	3
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	7
Talking Trees Consulted:	6	Soul Swords Wielded:	5
Arcane Towers Raised:	1	Chaos Gates Opened:	0
Living Statues Befriended:	2	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3	Dragons Tamed:	6
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Phantom Rings Equipped:	20

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you’ll question if you’ve stumbled into a whole new country! Join us for a wild ride filled with unicorns, flying pigs, and a secret society of dancing llamas. Explore our vast landscapes, from the mystical Mushroom Forest to the treacherous Cactus Canyon.

But beware, our server is not for the faint of heart. Rumor has it that a group of mischievous villagers have formed a rebellion against the oppressive rule of the chickens. Will you join forces with the pigs to overthrow the feathered tyrants? Or will you choose to align yourself with the mysterious Endermen, who are rumored to hold the key to unlocking the secrets of the Nether?

So come on down to our Minecraft server and see for yourself if this is even a real country… or just a crazy dream brought to life in blocky form!

Crafty AF – Mine for Days

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Players:	99/800	Votes:	1254
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Magic Items Found:	7345	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1	Ancient Ruins Explored:	4
Endless Legions Commanded:	11	Wailing Winds Heard:	2
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3	Horror Stories Survived:	2
Epic Shields Constructed:	38	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	4
Secret Guilds Joined:	3	Treasure Maps Found:	1
Astral Amulets Crafted:	21	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	17

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that are as exciting as watching grass grow? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, most wacky place you’ll ever set foot in!

Join us for epic battles against giant chickens that shoot laser beams out of their eyes, or team up with your friends to take on a horde of zombie villagers riding on flying pigs.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Diamond Unicorn, a majestic creature that farts rainbows and poops out diamonds. Who wouldn’t want to be a part of that magical madness?

So come on down and join us for the most insane Minecraft experience of your life. Just be prepared to have your mind blown and your sides split from laughing so hard. See you there!

Crafty McCraftface: Just Got This Server

Adventure, anticipation, anxious, Beginner, Crafty, Curious, discovery, eager, EXCITEMENT, Experience, Exploration, first time, INITIATION, Journey, McCraftface, Mystery, newbie, Server, Surprise, uncertainty, unknown

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Players:	95/1000	Votes:	7611
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Battle Standards Raised:	5	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	5
Astral Amulets Crafted:	31	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	3	Cursed Statues Activated:	2
Powerful Allies Recruited:	6	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	11
Royal Decrees Issued:	1	Talking Trees Consulted:	6
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2	Evil Lairs Raided:	7
Legendary Titles Earned:	3	Phantom Knights Defeated:	8

Get ready to embark on the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life! Our server is like no other, filled with unicorns, flying pigs, and talking trees. You’ll have the chance to ride on a dragon, build a castle made entirely out of candy, and battle against a horde of evil llamas.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Diamond Chicken, rumored to lay eggs made of pure diamonds. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the secret portal that leads to a land filled with dancing creepers and singing villagers.

So why join our server? Because where else can you find a place where the sky is purple, the water is made of rainbow juice, and the only rule is to have fun? Join us now and prepare for the most absurd and hilarious Minecraft experience of your life!

Crafty Nationalist Crew: Building Blocks of Unity

activism, blocks, building, CHANGE, Community, complaining, Crafty, CREW, ENGAGEMENT, Fed, Ideology, internet, involvement, Kike, leadership, movement, nationalism, nationalist, organization, Participation, Party, Political, social change, Unity

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Players:	108/400	Votes:	5468
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	15	Whispering Caves Entered:	6
Votes:	7625	Dark Rituals Completed:	4
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	14
Void Armor Forged:	27	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	6
Backwards Speech Heard:	5	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	5
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2	Gnome Villages Protected:	9

Are you tired of sitting around on the internet complaining about the state of the world? Well, do we have the Minecraft server for you! Join us and become part of a nationalist movement like never before. Fight against the evil kikes and be the change you want to see in the world. But beware, the feds may try to stop you, so be prepared for an epic battle like no other. Join now and let’s make Minecraft great again!

Diamonds & Lols – Mine, Craft, LOL with Friends!

/dlsg/, Classic yugioh anime discussion, Craft, current events, Datamines Drive, Decklists, Dennis unlock, diamonds, Duel Links Speed General, Events, Friends, Fusioned bodies, KC Cup, Legendary Duelists, lol, lols, Mizar rerun, New Player FAQ, Official Duel Links Page, Probability Calculator, Skills, Speed duel format, Stealing the show edition, Yu-Gi-Oh! Duel Links, Yu-Gi-Oh! Wiki

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Players:	90/900	Votes:	6831
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3	Chaos Gates Opened:	1
Invisible Walls Found:	1	Secret Guilds Joined:	5
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	5
Royal Courts Attended:	4	Haunted Forests Traversed:	6
Wailing Winds Heard:	4	Backwards Speech Heard:	1
Astral Staffs Crafted:	19	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	4
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	9	Shadow Figures Spotted:	10

Are you tired of playing regular old Minecraft and want to spice things up with a little bit of Yu-Gi-Oh! action? Look no further than our server, where we fuse bodies and steal the show in epic duels!

Join us for the Duel Links Speed General #2451Stealing the show edition, where we focus on the SPEED duel format of the game. And if that’s not enough, we also welcome classic Yu-Gi-Oh! anime discussions because why not?

But wait, there’s more! We’ve been celebrating the 2500 days since launch event with dream tickets and gems, and the upcoming events include a Mizar rerun and Dennis unlock.

If you need resources for info on Legendary Duelists, Skills, decklists, events, etc., we’ve got you covered with links to the Yu-Gi-Oh! Wiki, Official Duel Links Page, and even a Yu-Gi-Oh! Probability Calculator because who doesn’t love a good probability calculation in the midst of a duel?

So what are you waiting for? Join us on our server and get ready to duel like never before!

Blocky Love Triangle: Where Creeper’s Aren’t the Only Ones Exploding

acceptance, arent, BETRAYAL, blocky, Cheating, Confrontation, coping strategies, CREEPERS, Deception, disbelief, emotional turmoil, Exploding, HEARTBREAK, hurt, Infidelity, love, Love Lost, moving on, Pain, realization, relationships, Secrets Revealed, shock, sibling rivalry, Triangle, trust issues

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Players:	91/700	Votes:	3534
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Astral Orbs Gathered:	9	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3
Chimeras Created:	2	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2
Celestial Beings Befriended:	1	Pirate Ships Captured:	1
Endless Staircases Climbed:	2	Phantom Horses Ridden:	4
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	2	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	37
Teleportation Mishaps:	3	Animals Bred:	73
Infinite Doors Opened:	1	Arcane Towers Raised:	4

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild and unpredictable as finding your girlfriend’s panties in your brother’s bed? Look no further! Join our server and embrace the chaos – because who knows what other crazy surprises await you in the world of blocky adventures. Whether you’re building giant panty-shaped structures or embarking on quests to uncover the truth behind mysterious panty disappearances, this server will keep you on your toes and laughing all the way. So come on, join us and let’s make some unforgettable memories together – panties optional!