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LOLcraft Minecraft Server

be like, Behavior, Communication, Cultural differences, English speakers, Expressions, funny, humor, Language, LolCraft, might start dicking around, Minecraft, misunderstandings, native speakers, non-native speakers, Server, Slang, social interactions, Stereotypes

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Players:	97/900	Votes:	6572
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	Celestial Gardens Planted:	6
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3	Demonic Pacts Formed:	0
Enchantments Applied:	264	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	8
Magic Crystals Found:	7	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	11
Invisible Pathways Walked:	2	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	23	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4
Dragons Tamed:	6	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone is just building houses and mining for diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, wackiest, and most unpredictable place you’ll ever visit in the Minecraft universe!

Join us if you want to witness English speakers trying to communicate in Minecraft chat like “OMG, I found a creeper, LOL” or “BRB, gotta go mine some obsidian, TTYL.” It’s a hilarious mess that you won’t want to miss!

But that’s not all, folks! Our server is also known for hosting epic events like the Great Chicken Race, where players ride chickens through obstacle courses to win fabulous prizes. And let’s not forget about our legendary TNT cannon battles, where chaos reigns supreme and explosions are the name of the game.

So why wait? Join our server today and prepare to have your mind blown (literally, thanks to all the TNT). Trust us, you won’t regret it!

Biden’s Bedlam Minecraft Server

#youtube, Analysis, Bedlam, biden, Bidens, commentary, criticism, current events, Failing.., Government, Incompetence, joe biden, leadership, Minecraft, News, Politics, president, reaction, Server, shitting the bed, social media, tfw, Video, viral

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Players:	106/300	Votes:	5666
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	Astral Projections Made:	4
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1
Towns Built:	3	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4
Hidden Passages Discovered:	2	Divine Relics Bestowed:	5
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2	Heroic Legacies Created:	1
Buildings Constructed:	43	Forbidden Relics Collected:	2
Secret Guilds Joined:	1	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1

Are you tired of boring old servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because our server is where all the action is at! Join us for epic battles, crazy adventures, and non-stop laughter.

Once upon a time, Joe Biden decided to take a break from politics and try his hand at Minecraft. Little did he know, he would stumble upon our server and completely lose his mind. Watch as he tries to build a wall around his base, only to have it blown up by a creeper.

But that’s not all! We have a secret underground base where all the legendary players hang out. Rumor has it that Herobrine himself makes an appearance every full moon, challenging players to a dance-off.

So why wait? Join our server now and experience the madness for yourself. Just be prepared for the unexpected, because on our server, anything can happen.

ExHubbyNoVacay Minecraft Server

blended family, Boundaries, co parenting, Commitment, Communication, cruise vacation, Divorce, emotional affair, ExHubbyNoVacay, family vacation, healing, marriage proposal, Minecraft, open marriage, personal growth, reconciliation, relationship dynamics, second chance, self-care, Server, single parenting, trust issues, work-life balance

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Players:	95/100	Votes:	5718
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	3	Epic Battles Fought:	14
Magic Crystals Found:	25	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	4
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1	Demonic Pacts Formed:	0
Wyrmholes Dug:	5	Endless Mazes Solved:	1
Invisible Pathways Walked:	2	Evil Lairs Raided:	8
Eternal Flames Captured:	4	Cursed Amulets Found:	2

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as dramatic as your ex-husband’s emotional affair? Look no further! Join our server for a rollercoaster of emotions and unexpected twists!

We offer a unique experience where you can open up your Minecraft world just like John wanted to open up his marriage. Who needs monogamy when you can have multiple bases and alliances in the game?

Reconnect with old friends (or enemies) on our server and see if you can build something new together, just like this 37F did with her ex-husband. Who knows, maybe you’ll end up getting back together in the game and building a virtual family.

But beware, just like in real life, things can get heated on our server. From accusations of not having enough time for your Minecraft partner to heated discussions about moving in together, you’ll experience it all.

So join our Minecraft server now and see if you can navigate the ups and downs of relationships, all while building epic structures and battling mobs. Who needs therapy when you have Minecraft drama?

HubbyCheckBeforePlans

abusive behavior, baby, Boundaries, Communication, compromise, control, Double-checking, Exclusivity, friendship, HubbyCheckBeforePlans, INDEPENDENCE, Marriage, Motherhood, parenting, partner, Plans, relationships, Respect, Support, Trust, Understanding

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Players:	104/600	Votes:	3583
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Pirate Ships Captured:	3	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	2
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	8	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3
Love Letters Sent:	10	Portal Loops Escaped:	0
Dragon Eggs Found:	2567	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Living Statues Befriended:	2	Endless Staircases Climbed:	0
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5	Evil Twin Fights:	3

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where checking in with your husband is not only encouraged, it’s a requirement! Why? Because we believe in the power of communication and making sure your loved ones know where you are at all times, just like in real life!

Join us for epic adventures and crazy builds, but make sure to always inform your husband before embarking on any quests. Who knows, he might even join in on the fun and bring snacks for everyone!

Forget about creepy friends who don’t understand the importance of letting your partner know your every move. Here, we support healthy relationships and making sure no one gets lost in a ditch while exploring the virtual world.

So come on, join our server and show Amy that checking in with your husband is not only normal, it’s essential for a happy and safe gaming experience. Plus, who wouldn’t want a friend who brings snacks and always has your back? Let’s build, mine, and conquer together!

NoSecondDate Minecraft Server

awkward moments, bad date, DATING, dating advice, dating etiquette, Dating experiences, dating fails, Dating Horror Stories, dating mistakes, dating red flags, dating stories, dating tips, deal breakers, first date, first impressions, Minecraft, NoSecondDate, red flags, relationship advice, relationship tips, relationships, second date, Server

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Players:	99/900	Votes:	2096
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2
Volcanoes Explored:	2	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	11	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5
Immortal Anvils Forged:	15	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2
Cursed Statues Activated:	1	Secret Libraries Discovered:	2
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1	Falling into the Void:	3
Crystal Caves Mapped:	9	Hidden Passages Discovered:	8

Are you tired of boring first dates that end in awkward goodbyes and no second date in sight? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is the perfect place to find love and adventure!

Picture this: you and your date are exploring the vast world of our server, mining diamonds and building epic structures together. But then, out of nowhere, a group of creepers ambush you both and you have to work together to survive. The adrenaline rush of narrowly escaping death will bond you two like never before.

Or how about this scenario: you and your date stumble upon a hidden treasure chest filled with rare loot, but before you can celebrate, a horde of zombies appears. You both fight bravely, back to back, until the sun rises and the zombies are defeated. The sense of accomplishment will make you realize that this person is a keeper.

So why settle for boring first dates when you can have unforgettable adventures on our Minecraft server? Join now and find your player two!

BlockyPopCherryGone

BlockyPopCherryGone, emotional, Experience, first time, growth, History, Impact, Intimacy, Journey, life changing, love, Memories, partner, past, Personal, Reflection, relationships, sex, Significant, Story, VIRGINITY

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Players:	107/900	Votes:	9394
Rating:	4.7 / 5
New Chunks Explored:	660308	Celestial Crowns Worn:	1
Alien Abductions:	4	Mystic Runes Engraved:	3
Cursed Lands Purified:	2	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Royal Decrees Issued:	0	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4
Dragon Scales Harvested:	349	Pirate Ships Captured:	2
Endless Legions Commanded:	13	Cursed Swords Broken:	1
Magical Frogs Kissed:	8	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	6

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is where the real action is at! Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures and unexpected twists.

Ever wondered what happened to the person who took your Minecraft virginity? Well, on our server, they’re probably building a castle made entirely out of obsidian and diamond blocks, just to flex on everyone else. And who knows, maybe you’ll run into them and have a hilarious reunion!

But that’s not all – our server is also home to a secret underground society of llamas who have formed their own government and are plotting to take over the world. Will you join forces with them or try to stop their llama revolution? The choice is yours!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now for a one-of-a-kind Minecraft experience that will have you laughing, crying, and questioning your sanity all at the same time. Trust us, you won’t regret it (or maybe you will, but either way, it’ll be a blast)!

PainfulPupzMC

Animal Behavior, Awareness, Communication, dental care, discomfort, discomfort indicators, Dogs, Empathy, Expressions, nonverbal communication, Observation, oral health, Pain, PainfulPupzMC, pet care, pet health, pet owners, Signals, signs of pain, teeth, veterinary

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Players:	105/200	Votes:	7205
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	25	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	2
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	3	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	77
Talking Trees Consulted:	5	Lost Cities Unearthed:	2
Immortal Anvils Forged:	18	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3	Royal Decrees Issued:	1
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	5	Titanic Battles Fought:	30
Magical Moments Shared:	13	Zombie Dances:	9

join our epic minecraft server and you will never have to worry about your dog’s teeth again! our server is equipped with a special feature that allows your in-game dog to communicate with you through a series of barks and growls, indicating when their teeth are hurting them.

not only that, but our server is also home to a secret underground world filled with talking chickens who will give you quests to find the rarest diamonds in the game. but beware, these chickens are not to be trusted and may lead you into dangerous traps set by evil pigs who are trying to take over the server.

if you’re looking for a wild and wacky adventure in the world of minecraft, then join our server today and experience the madness for yourself!

SkinnyCraft: Where Diets Don’t Rule!

athletes, athletic performance, body composition, Caloric Intake, Competition, dieting, diets, dont, Endurance, ENERGY, Female Athletes, FITNESS, health, immune system, metabolism, nutrition, Performance, rule, SkinnyCraft, sports, study, Training, weight loss, wellness

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Players:	91/1000	Votes:	1142
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Ores Mined:	8502	Legendary Items Repaired:	4
Mimic Chests Discovered:	2	Haunted Mines Explored:	1
Titanic Battles Fought:	22	Paranormal Events Investigated:	5
Celestial Gardens Planted:	5	Demonic Pacts Formed:	0
Dragon Scales Harvested:	256	Crystal Palaces Visited:	1
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3	Lunar Scepters Activated:	9
Cursed Amulets Found:	0	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3

so, like, if u wanna join this epic minecraft server, u gotta know that it’s like the ultimate weight loss challenge for gamers! we make u play so much that u forget to eat, and boom, u lose weight without even trying! it’s like, the most intense workout ever, but with blocks and zombies and stuff. plus, our players are so hardcore that their immune systems are like, super strong from all the gaming. so come join us and get fit while building epic castles and battling monsters! it’s gonna be lit, fam!

SSMP: Where Vanilla means no vanilla, griefers get rekt, and white lists are just for laundry

Active, bedrock connections, Builds, Economy, gravity, Griefers, ip address, large-scale, Laundry, Limits, lists, Means, multiplayer, Plugins, PORT, Rail, Redstone, rekt, rules, Semi Vanilla, Sethome, Spawn, SSMP, string dupe, Survival, Tnt, Vanilla, White, world border

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Players:	108/1000	Votes:	2200
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Ancient Ruins Explored:	1	Rainbows Spotted:	7
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Void Armor Forged:	16
Epic Weapons Forged:	8	Celestial Gardens Planted:	5
Eerie Music Discs Played:	1	Whispering Shadows Heard:	3
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1	Falling into the Void:	2
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3	Lunar Scepters Activated:	5
Living Statues Befriended:	2	Void Gems Collected:	40

Minecraft Server Overview

Server Features
/sethome
/spawn
rare head drops
physical and active economy
gravity, TNT, rail and string dupe permitted
world border of 128K

SSMP takes survival multiplayer back to the fundamentals. We don’t place limits on gameplay, as long as it doesn’t break our simple rules. This server is for those who enjoy creating large scale builds and redstone without being limited by weird and complicated claiming plugins.

Join our server using the IP address: SSMP.io We support bedrock connections. Use port 63809.

Frequently Asked Questions

Question	Answer
Can I set multiple homes?	Yes, you can set multiple homes using the /sethome command.
Are there any restrictions on building?	As long as you follow our simple rules, you are free to build without limitations.
Is PvP allowed on the server?	No, we do not allow PvP on our server to promote a friendly and cooperative gameplay environment.
Can I invite my friends to join the server?	Yes, feel free to invite your friends to join us on the server!

TsundereCraft Server

Alias Anono, Amemachi Hanabi, Amiya Aranha, Arakita Seigi, Arisu Oshiro, ASMRKK Cyber., Chikafuji Lisa, Chisaka Airi, crystal, Divegrass team, Dizzy Dokuro, dreamy, Duskward, Ember Amane, EtudePillowDear, Former Tsunderia Members, Gunpla extraordinaire, Haewon the Heartstring, hakos baelz, Hoshino Char, idol corp, Inukai Purin, Juri Shima, Kamiko Kana, Korean Vtubers, Maria Paradisia, Matsuro Meru, Mesugaki dog, Miori Celesta, mogi, Moon Jelly, Muu Muyu, Nini Yuuna, Onolumi, Orla Gan Ceann, Other small corpos, Phase ALiAS, phase connect, phase invaders, PixelLink, Prima Project, Production Kawaii, Retro Vtubers, Rosemi Lovelock, Saya Sairroxs, Schedule, Seiryu Komatsu, Server, Shabel Tonya, Sheeptubers, Shimada Tiger, Shinominya, Sleepy Project, Sonyverse, Stinky ghost wolf, Stinky NEET fox, Stinky succubus, Super Meche, Synthion, Tetsuya Kazune, Tsukimi B. Dohrnii, TsundereCraft, Tsunderia Extended, tsunX, Tsurugi Nen, Umiushi Urara, Uzuki Tomoya, V&U, V4Mirai, VReverie Extended, Wool, Yazaki Kallin, Yomi Cham, Yukinoshita Peo

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Players:	104/800	Votes:	7332
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Shattered Realms Restored:	2	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	6	Legendary Items Repaired:	2
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	10	Forbidden Tomes Read:	6
Crystal Caves Mapped:	9	Curse of Binding Applied:	2
Fairy Circles Danced In:	12	Divine Relics Bestowed:	9
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1	Twisted Realms Survived:	1
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	20

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server in the universe! Why should you join? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

– Divegrass team: We have a team of players who are so skilled, they can play Minecraft underwater while fighting off creepers and building epic structures. It’s like soccer, but with more drowning!

– Former Tsunderia Members: We’ve got a whole crew of ex-Tsunderia members who are ready to take on any challenge in Minecraft. From a stinky NEET fox to a golden-voiced mayor, our server is full of characters you won’t find anywhere else.

– Insomniac head popper and music dork: Ever seen someone pop their head off in Minecraft? Well, now you can! Plus, this player is a total music dork, so get ready for some sick beats while you mine and craft.

– Itsy bitsy spider mom and certified retro hag: Who wouldn’t want to play Minecraft with a spider mom? She’s got eight legs and a heart of gold, ready to take on any adventure with her retro hag vibes.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server now and prepare for the most insane, hilarious, and epic gameplay of your life!