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StupidCraft Minecraft Server

arguments, close-mindedness, cognitive bias, Communication, Conflict Resolution, critical thinking, debate, Examples, fallacies, Frustration, ignorance, intelligence, Logic, Minecraft, patience, perspective, reasoning, rhetoric, Server, stubbornness, stupid people, stupidcraft, Understanding

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Players:	99/300	Votes:	9450
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Epic Mounts Acquired:	5	Demon Skulls Collected:	46
Lunar Scepters Activated:	7	Wyrmholes Dug:	6
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2	Paranormal Events Investigated:	2
Enchanted Forests Planted:	8	Soul Swords Wielded:	1
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	34	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	3	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	8
Herobrine Sightings:	6	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2

Are you tired of arguing with villagers who just don’t get it? Join our Minecraft server and leave those dumb NPCs behind! Our server is filled with intelligent players who will actually listen to your ideas and have meaningful conversations about block placement and mob farming techniques.

Plus, we have a secret underground society of chickens who have formed their own government and are plotting to take over the server. Will you join forces with them or lead the rebellion against our feathered overlords? The choice is yours on our crazy Minecraft server!

But wait, there’s more! We have a hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds at the bottom of a lava pit guarded by a pack of rabid wolves. Can you survive the challenge and claim the riches for yourself? Only the bravest and most skilled players will succeed on our server.

So why waste your time arguing with stupid villagers when you can join our wacky Minecraft server and embark on epic adventures with chickens, wolves, and treasure chests? Join us now and let the madness begin!

MineCraftyMisery

anxiety, become miserable, comparison, depression, emotional well being, fastest way, ISOLATION, lack of gratitude, lack of purpose, mental health, MineCraftyMisery, negative mindset, overthinking, perfectionism, pessimism, self-care, self-doubt, self-sabotage, stress, toxic relationships, unhappiness

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Players:	102/400	Votes:	6649
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Curse of Binding Applied:	2	Twisted Realms Survived:	2
Wailing Winds Heard:	4	Portal Loops Escaped:	2
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	9
Legendary Heroes Trained:	4	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	10
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	21	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1
Epic Shields Constructed:	17	Haunted Chests Opened:	7

Join our Minecraft server and experience the joy of getting blown up by creepers every 5 minutes! It’s like a surprise party, but instead of cake, you get TNT to the face. But hey, at least you’ll never get bored with all the chaos and destruction happening around you!

Our server is also home to the legendary “Chicken Jousting” tournament, where players ride on chickens armed with diamond swords and battle it out for the title of Chicken Champion. Trust us, you haven’t lived until you’ve seen a chicken in full battle gear.

And if that’s not enough to convince you, we have a secret underground dungeon filled with rare treasures guarded by a pack of evil bunnies. Rumor has it that anyone who dares to enter will be cursed with bad luck for eternity, but hey, who needs luck when you have a diamond pickaxe, right?

So if you’re ready to embrace the chaos, join our Minecraft server now and prepare for a wild ride of explosions, chicken jousting, and cursed bunnies. Just remember to bring your sense of humor and a lot of bandages, because you’re gonna need them!

DiscountCraft: Everyone Else Overpaying

bargains, Competition, consumer behavior, consumerism, Deals, DISCOUNT, DiscountCraft, DISCOUNTS, economics, frugality, market dynamics, Overpaying, Pricing, pricing strategy, Purchases, retail industry, Sales, savings, shopping, underpaying, Value

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Players:	91/200	Votes:	7574
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	47	Celestial Crowns Worn:	4
Endless Legions Commanded:	20	Ores Mined:	8833
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	4	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	7
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	16	Mythical Relics Collected:	12
Heroic Legacies Created:	1	Phantom Horses Ridden:	1
Dimension Hops:	15	Cursed Lands Purified:	7
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	8	Magical Familiars Summoned:	4

so, like, come join our minecraft server, cuz, like, we give you DISCOUNTS on everything. it’s not that you’re cheap, it’s that everyone else is just PAYING TOO MUCH. like, who wants to be a sucker and overpay, amirite? plus, we have this one player who built a giant statue of a chicken that shoots fireballs out of its butt. like, who even thinks of that? it’s INSANE. so come join us and be part of the wackiest, most discount-loving community in all of minecraft land.

NuttyWeightLossCraft

almonds, calorie-controlled, diet, dietary guidelines, Healthy Eating, healthy fats, healthy lifestyle, long-term weight loss, metabolism, nutrition, nuts, NuttyWeightLossCraft, peanuts, pistachios, portion control, satiety, Snacking, walnuts, weight loss, weight loss tips, weight management

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Players:	92/1000	Votes:	1735
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Mythical Swords Crafted:	25	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	12
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Towns Built:	8
Ether Blades Crafted:	19	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2
Divine Spears Created:	14	Teleportation Mishaps:	2
Secret Libraries Discovered:	5	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3

so, like, if you wanna lose weight but still wanna snack on some nuts, then join our minecraft server! we got all the nuts you could ever want, almonds, peanuts, pistachios, walnuts, you name it! and get this, eating them won’t even mess up your weight loss journey, it might even help you lose more weight! it’s like magic, but with nuts. so come join us and snack your way to a skinnier you, all while building epic structures and battling creepers. nuts for the win!

ChinaCraft Minecraft Server

Abuse, ACCUSATION, assault, china-chan, Chinacraft, consent, controversial, criminal, criminal justice, discrimination, Identity, Justice, Lesbian, LGBTQ, mental health, METOO, Minecraft, rapist, Server, Social Issues, stigma, Trauma, Victim

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Players:	109/700	Votes:	3233
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4	Wyrmholes Dug:	3
Cozy Campfires Lit:	8	Magic Wands Crafted:	24
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	7	Alternate Realities Explored:	2
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	40
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0	Lost Cities Unearthed:	1
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1	Phantom Ships Sailed:	2
Void Armor Forged:	13	Secret Guilds Joined:	5

Join our Minecraft server for a chance to meet China-chan, the infamous lesbian rapist of the virtual world! Watch out, because she might just steal your diamonds and your heart. But don’t worry, she’s just a misunderstood creeper looking for love in all the wrong places. So come join us for a wild ride filled with adventure, danger, and maybe even a little romance with China-chan herself. Just be sure to keep your guard up and your pickaxe ready, because you never know what she’ll do next!

Minecraft Madness Server

bewildered, bewildering, BIZARRE, confusion, disbelief, madness, Mind Blowing, mind-bending, mind-boggling, Minecraft, odd, outlandish, peculiar, Server, shock, SPEECHLESS.., strange, surreal, UNBELIEVABLE, unexpected, weird, what just happened, WTF

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Players:	98/200	Votes:	2758
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Mythical Swords Crafted:	69	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	Dragon Eggs Found:	2321
Cursed Lands Purified:	3	Haunted Chests Opened:	8
Magical Frogs Kissed:	8	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2
Astral Projections Made:	4	Royal Decrees Issued:	2
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	101	Shadow Figures Spotted:	10

Are you tired of boring, basic Minecraft servers? Well, get ready to have your mind blown on our server! We have flying pigs, dancing llamas, and a secret underground disco party hosted by creepers. And that’s just the beginning!

Join our server if you want to ride on the back of a giant chicken while battling evil unicorns with rainbow swords. Or maybe you’d prefer to participate in our annual “Build a Castle Out of Cheese” competition. The winner gets a lifetime supply of nacho cheese!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the legendary Blocktopus, a mystical creature that grants wishes to those who can defeat it in a game of rock-paper-scissors. Rumor has it that one lucky player once wished for infinite diamonds and now owns a diamond castle with a diamond toilet.

So come on down to our server and experience the madness for yourself. Just be prepared to question your sanity and wonder, “What the fuck did I just watch?”

IceCreamMom Minecraft Server

compassion, dietary choices, dietary restrictions, forgiveness, Friends, friendship, ice cream, IceCreamMom, Minecraft, non-vegan, parenting, parenting decisions, Plant-Based, play date, Respect, Server, Understanding, vegan, vegan children, vegan diet, vegan family, vegan lifestyle, vegan parenting

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Players:	102/1000	Votes:	4799
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	7	Secret Guilds Joined:	4
Mythical Relics Collected:	15	Magical Moments Shared:	6
Dimension Hops:	9	Legendary Items Repaired:	6
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	2	New Chunks Explored:	367136
Ender Pearl Glitches:	2	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1
Magical Ponies Rescued:	8	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	4

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as Abby’s day at the park? Look no further! Our server is so crazy, it’ll make you forget all about dairy drama. Join us for epic adventures, crazy builds, and a community that’s as sweet as Abby’s son (minus the ice cream incident, of course). Trust us, you won’t find a server like this anywhere else. So grab your pickaxe and come join the fun – just watch out for any unexpected surprises along the way!

MommaCraft: Mind Your Biz!

Biz, blended family, Boundaries, Communication, Confrontation, emotional baggage, family, family drama, family dynamics, family history, generational trauma, intrusive, Mind, MommaCraft, mother-in-law, past trauma, personal boundaries, personal history, privacy, reconciliation, relationships, Respect, Wedding

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Players:	109/900	Votes:	1511
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Titanic Battles Fought:	21
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	28	Elemental Crystals Collected:	99
Unseen Monsters Slain:	4	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4
Chaos Gates Opened:	1	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2
Epic Bosses Defeated:	2	Backwards Speech Heard:	4
Votes:	375	Crystal Caves Mapped:	5
Legendary Items Repaired:	7	Magical Ponies Rescued:	5

Are you tired of dealing with intrusive in-laws who think they know what’s best for you? Join our Minecraft server and escape the drama in the real world! Our server is a safe haven where you can build, explore, and have fun without any unwanted family interference.

Just like the player in this story, you can leave behind your complicated family history and create your own virtual family with fellow gamers. No more dealing with nosy relatives who think they can meddle in your personal life – on our server, the only drama you’ll encounter is deciding which block to place next!

So say goodbye to May and her unsolicited advice, and say hello to a community of players who just want to have a good time. Join our Minecraft server today and start building your own family – one block at a time!

Crafty Jerk Offs

Alone Time, Crafty, emotional release, intimate connection, Jerk, Masturbation, Offs, personal satisfaction, Physical Release, Relaxation, self gratification, self love, self pleasure, self satisfaction, self-care, self-exploration, self-stimulation, sexual desire, sexual health, sexual release, Solo Sex, stress relief

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Players:	106/700	Votes:	8473
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Epic Shields Constructed:	36	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	31
Magical Ponies Rescued:	3	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0
Towns Built:	7	Legendary Heroes Trained:	6
Eerie Music Discs Played:	6	Phantom Rings Equipped:	24
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	7	Emeralds Found:	3291
Astral Staffs Crafted:	6	Immortal Potions Brewed:	10
Orbs of Power Found:	6	Immortal Anvils Forged:	15

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is guaranteed to make you question your life choices!

Join us if you want to experience the thrill of battling giant mutant chickens that shoot fireballs out of their beaks. Or how about trying to survive in a world where the trees are made of candy and the rivers flow with hot sauce?

But wait, there’s more! Our server also has a secret underground disco party where the creepers are the DJs and the zombies are the backup dancers. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary diamond pickaxe that has the power to make your enemies spontaneously break out into interpretive dance.

So why did you jerk off recently? Because you haven’t experienced the sheer insanity and hilarity of our Minecraft server yet! Join us now and prepare for a wild ride unlike any other.

PenalColonyCraft Minecraft Server

court case, crime, foreign affairs, Imprisonment, incarceration, international relations, judicial system, Justice, legal proceedings, Legal System, Military, Minecraft, news report, Penal colony, PenalColonyCraft, prison term, punishment, russia, Russian agencies, sentencing, Server, us soldier, US-Russia relations

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Players:	105/100	Votes:	863
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Goblin Markets Raided:	4	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3	Potions Brewed:	152
Cursed Statues Activated:	3	Spectral Entities Defeated:	5
Lost Souls Rescued:	3	Astral Staffs Crafted:	15
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3	Horror Stories Survived:	3
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Wailing Winds Heard:	3
Crystal Wands Charged:	8	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5

so, like, imagine this, right? you’re just minding your own business, mining some diamonds in Minecraft, when suddenly you get transported to a Russian penal colony! but don’t worry, it’s not real life, it’s just this super crazy Minecraft server where anything can happen!

join us on this insane server where you’ll have to survive in a Russian penal colony, just like that US soldier did! but instead of facing real consequences, you’ll just have a blast trying to escape and avoid the guards. trust me, it’s a wild ride you won’t want to miss!

plus, we have tons of other wacky features, like giant flying pigs that drop loot, a secret underground disco party, and a talking llama who gives out quests. so come on, what are you waiting for? join our server now and prepare for the adventure of a lifetime!