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Zeitgeist Zapper

Astray, Balls, bullshit, calling it, Days, Die, endlessly, fascist, Find, Folks, latch on, Leading, past his, people, process, pseudointellectual, realize, repeat, Saying, zapper, Zeitgeist

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Players:	108/100	Votes:	4622
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Forbidden Tomes Read:	2	Twisted Realms Survived:	2
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4
Void Gems Collected:	15	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2
Dragon Hoards Looted:	2	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	12
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3	Farms Harvested:	259
Astral Orbs Gathered:	11	Secret Libraries Discovered:	4
Dimension Hops:	12	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	55

Are you tired of following pseudointellectual fascists who lead you astray with their BS? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is the place to be! Join us and escape the endless cycle of following misguided leaders. Our server is filled with hilarious shenanigans and insane stories that will keep you entertained for hours on end. So why wait? Join now and let the laughter begin!

Crafty Care Minecraft Server

care, Crafty, mental health, mindfulness, Minecraft, self care activities, self care empowerment, self care goals, self care habits, self care ideas, self care inspiration, self care journey, self care motivation, self care rituals, self care tips, self love, self-care, self-care awareness, self-care practices, self-care quotes, self-care routine, self-care strategies, Server, wellness

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Players:	93/600	Votes:	3732
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Wyrmholes Dug:	4	Votes:	8241
Demonic Pacts Formed:	0	Cursed Lands Purified:	8
Invisible Pathways Walked:	4	Ancient Ruins Explored:	2
Dark Rituals Completed:	1	Celestial Beings Befriended:	5
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	Wailing Winds Heard:	2
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Ores Mined:	3854
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	20	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest place you’ll ever visit in the Minecraft universe!

Join us and embark on epic quests to find the legendary diamond-encrusted bacon sword, rumored to be wielded by a giant pig boss who only appears on a full moon. Trust us, it’s totally real.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground disco party where all the mobs let loose and dance the night away. You haven’t lived until you’ve seen a creeper breakdancing.

And if you’re feeling adventurous, try your luck in our custom-built parkour challenge where the obstacles include flying chickens, exploding sheep, and a maze made entirely of cake. It’s a sugar rush like no other!

So why wait? Join our server now and experience the madness for yourself. Just remember to take care of yourself… because things are about to get wild!

Free Ranch Dressing Minecraft SMP

8 ounces, burger joint, burger king, BURGERS, condiment, creamy, DELICIOUS, Dip, dressing, fast food, fast food chain, free, Free Tub, Giveaway, limited time offer, Minecraft, Promotion, Ranch, Ranch Dressing, Savory, smp, Tasty

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Players:	99/500	Votes:	7326
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Mysterious Portals Opened:	19	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	22
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1	Shattered Realms Restored:	1
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	26
Players Killed by Monsters:	9394	Soul Swords Wielded:	5
Magical Familiars Summoned:	5	Living Statues Befriended:	3
Rune Stones Activated:	9	Lost Cities Unearthed:	5

Looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s saucy in more ways than one? Well, look no further because our server is like a Burger King, but instead of crowns, we’re giving out free tubs of ranch dressing with every order! That’s right, 8 ounces of creamy goodness to dip your blocks in while you build your epic creations.

But that’s not all – rumor has it that the ranch dressing on our server is enchanted with special powers. Some say it gives you the ability to fly, others say it makes your pickaxe mine diamonds faster. Who knows what kind of crazy shenanigans you’ll get up to with a tub of magical ranch by your side?

So come join us on this wild and wacky Minecraft adventure, where the ranch is flowing and the fun never stops. Who needs diamonds when you’ve got ranch dressing, are we right?

CatTortureCraft

animal abuse, animal cruelty, animal rights, animal welfare, Boss, cat, CatTortureCraft, court case, criminal behavior, criminal charges, death, guilty plea, justice system, legal proceedings, no contest, NRA, plea deal, pleaded, Sadistic, torture, violent crime

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Players:	103/1000	Votes:	7201
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	16	Living Shadows Defeated:	3
Paranormal Events Investigated:	3	Backwards Speech Heard:	4
Royal Courts Attended:	1	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3
Love Letters Sent:	9	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3
Wailing Winds Heard:	2	Horror Stories Survived:	2
Ether Blades Crafted:	17	Dragonkin Hatched:	5
Dimension Hops:	5	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3

come join our epic minecraft server where the boss is so crazy he pleaded no contest for torturing a cat! but don’t worry, he only tortures creepers in the game now! join us for some wild adventures and insane battles, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the boss’s sanity)! come on, what are you waiting for? join now and let the chaos begin!

Solaris

building, Community, Crafting, Creative, Custom Plugins, Dungeons, Economy, Events, Exploration, Factions, Farming, MCMMO, Medieval, Minigames, multiplayer, PvP, Questing, Roleplay, Skyblock, Survival, Towny

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Players:	102/600	Votes:	2795
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found:	2582	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	14	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	4
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2	Hidden Passages Discovered:	2
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	1	Portal Loops Escaped:	2
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1
Endless Mazes Solved:	3	Invisible Walls Found:	3

A new towny server. This will be an actual description soon. Why does this have to have a 300 character requirement. I don’t have a description yet I’m not good with these. I’m only halfway there now. Good lord. Join us on this absolutely fantastic server that definitely isn’t still being set up.

solaris.play-network.io

Sapling SMP

2024.., Community, community-driven, Cross-Play, Economy, Engaging, Experience, gameplay, Gaming, innovation, Journey, Minecraft, multiplayer, next generation, Parkour, PvE, PvP, Sapling SMP, Server, Special, Survival, Unique, Veteran

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Players:	98/700	Votes:	4323
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	48
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	3	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	2
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1	Phantom Knights Defeated:	6
Curse of Binding Applied:	5	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	7
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	15
Epic Battles Fought:	8	Divine Scrolls Written:	24
Cursed Villages Purged:	1	Cursed Scrolls Read:	1

Sapling.gg! A next generation of Minecraft survival servers! Founded in 2024, Sapling.gg is where innovation meets community-driven gameplay, offering an experience that’s as unique as it is engaging. Whether you’re a seasoned veteran or just starting your Minecraft journey, Sapling.gg has something special for everyone.

play.sapling.gg

ChaosGrief⭐1.16-1.20✅Events⭐WIP⚡ Minecraft server

1.16-1.20, 1000 lvl, 127 лвл, Anarchy, ChaosGrief, Cheats, Clans, classic, Donations, Duels, Economy, Events, Fly, Free Admin, Grief, Hardcore, Herobrine, Large Online, minecraft server, Naruto, No Dupe, No Mini-Games, No Wipes, Pirate, Prison, Private, PvE, PvP, Quests, Roleplay, RPG, Russian, Survival, Vanilla, Weddings, WIP, Without Anticheat, Without Launcher

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Players:	109/300	Votes:	7096
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Elemental Crystals Collected:	46	Whispering Caves Entered:	3
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5	Pirate Ships Captured:	0
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	41	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1	Gryphons Tamed:	4
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	1
Falling into the Void:	0	Epic Bosses Defeated:	0
Lunar Scepters Activated:	7	Whispering Shadows Heard:	4

LOTS OF EXCITING CONTENT WAITING FOR YOU:

5 Unique events with valuable loot and interesting mechanics; Custom dynamites, totems, runes, potions, arrows and other valuable resources; Excellent spawn with a pvp arena, a resource buyer, a well-developed auction; As well as new private blocks, a new top design, a new website and much more!

Also, in honor of the opening of the server, all players will receive: A coupon for a 50% discount when purchasing any privilege on the site

mc.chaos-grief.ru:35565

City Simp: Where you can build a city and make it simp-tastic! No resets, just late-game shenanigans!

Autofarms, BUILD, city, Development, Experience, Experiment, Farms, Future, gameplay, Infrastructure, lategame, Minecraft, Network, Property, Rail, Redstone, Resets, Roads, Server, Shenanigans, Shops, simp, simptastic, smp, stores, Towns, townspeople, Urban

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Players:	105/300	Votes:	9261
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3
Enchanted Forests Planted:	9	Epic Mounts Acquired:	5
Magical Frogs Kissed:	3	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1
Epic Bosses Defeated:	1	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	10
Phantom Ships Sailed:	4	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	22
Endless Legions Commanded:	44	Cursed Scrolls Read:	4
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	59	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2

Overview of City SMP Minecraft Server

Description	Come check out and be a part of some of the largest functional Minecraft cities you have seen! Cities not made of empty shells, but different peoples’ homes, shops, redstone factories, and more! Infrastructure connects all of our urban areas, with soul soil roads, blue iceways, a functional rail network, and more! Own a house in a city that is truly alive with new stores, new infrastructure, and new things happening all around you.
Server Age	Four years old
Features	– Urban development focus – In-game economy – Functional rail network – Custom enchants and crafts – Endgame mobs with scaling difficulty

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions

Question	Answer
Can I join an existing city?	Yes, you are free to join an existing city or create your own.
How can I join the server?	Click on the link provided in the server trailer or visit the linktr.ee/citysmp.
What is the server focus?	The server focuses on urban development, player interaction, and in-game economy.
Are there custom features on the server?	Yes, there are custom enchants, crafts, and endgame mobs with scaling difficulty.

Soywalk Minecraft Server

Alone Time, Break, cheers, gone, look after, mental health, mindfulness, Minecraft, nature walk, outdoor activity, Peace, quiet time, REJUVENATION, Relaxation, self-care, Serenity, Server, solitude, soywalk, Thread, Tranquility, well-being

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Players:	106/100	Votes:	2099
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1	Haunted Chests Opened:	6
Votes:	949	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4
Battle Standards Raised:	9	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2
Royal Decrees Issued:	2	Cursed Lands Purified:	10
Glitched Entities Encountered:	1	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	15
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Void Gems Collected:	12

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers that are as exciting as watching grass grow? Look no further, because our server is so wild and wacky, you’ll never want to leave!

Join us for epic adventures like riding pigs into battle against evil creepers, building sky-high castles made entirely of diamonds, and participating in intense llama races through the Nether.

But that’s not all – our server is also home to the legendary Ender Dragon Disco, where you can boogie down with the most fearsome creature in the land. Plus, rumor has it that Herobrine himself makes guest appearances to challenge players to dance-offs.

So why wait? Join our server now and experience the craziest, most hilarious Minecraft antics you’ve ever seen. Just be sure to watch out for those sneaky soywalkers while you’re at it!

Anna Kendricks First Directorial Debut Woman Of The Hour Minecraft SMP

1080p, 2024.., 39.5 GiB, anna, ANNA KENDRICK, AVC, debut, directorial, directorial debut, hour, Kendricks, Minecraft, nani, PCM 5.1, REMUX, smp, Theater, WOMAN, WOMAN OF THE HOUR

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Players:	107/900	Votes:	673
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	6	Holy Grails Found:	1
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	258	Dragon Eggs Found:	9767
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	6	Cursed Amulets Found:	2
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	2	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1
Infinity Stones Found:	4	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3
Divine Scrolls Written:	10	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	10
New Chunks Explored:	848365	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	5

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with nothing exciting happening? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our crazy, wacky Minecraft SMP where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few server rules, but who really follows those anyway?).

Picture this: a world where pigs ride on chickens, creepers wear top hats, and diamonds rain from the sky (okay, maybe not that last part, but a player can dream, right?). Our server is so wild, even the Ender Dragon is afraid to show its face around here.

But wait, there’s more! Join now and you’ll get a free llama with a mustache, a pet polar bear that tells dad jokes, and your very own enchanted diamond pickaxe that can mine obsidian with a single click (no more endless mining for you)!

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience the craziest, most hilarious adventures you’ve ever had in the blocky world. Trust us, you won’t regret it (or maybe you will, but hey, at least it’ll be a fun ride)!

Dad’sAffairChildNoFundsSplitting

blended families, college fund, college savings, college tuition, dad’s affair child, DadsAffairChildNoFundsSplitting, family drama, family dynamics, family estrangement, family loyalty, Family secrets, Family Support, financial decisions, inheritance issues., moral dilemmas, parental betrayal, parental responsibilities, sibling relationships, sibling rivalry, step siblings, trust issues

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Players:	95/900	Votes:	3985
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	37	Endless Mazes Solved:	3
Soul Swords Wielded:	2	Legendary Titles Earned:	1
Buildings Constructed:	39	Mysterious Portals Opened:	6
Treasure Maps Found:	14	Volcanoes Explored:	1
Phantom Knights Defeated:	4	Shadow Realms Conquered:	1
Soul Contracts Signed:	1	Dragonkin Hatched:	2
Infinity Stones Found:	2	Magical Ponies Rescued:	3

So, picture this: you log onto our Minecraft server and suddenly you’re faced with a family drama more intense than a soap opera. Imagine building your dream castle while dodging your dad’s secret son who’s trying to steal your college fund! Will you team up with your siblings to take down the evil dad and his mistress, or will you join forces with the long-lost brother to claim your rightful share of the treasure? With more twists and turns than a rollercoaster, this server is guaranteed to keep you on the edge of your blocky seat. Join now for a gaming experience that’s more drama-filled than a reality TV show!