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KremlinCraft: Russian Exodus

border, Conflict, Crisis, cross-border attack, diplomatic efforts., eastern europe, evacuation, exodus, flee, international relations, Kremlin, KremlinCraft, Military, political turmoil, Refugees, response, russia, Russian, Safety, SECURITY, Tensions, Ukraine, War

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Players:	102/500	Votes:	4587
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Chimeras Created:	1	Cursed Swords Broken:	3
Zombie Dances:	5	Vanishing Items Found:	8
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	42	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3
Villages Defended:	12	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	21
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	3	Crystal Wands Charged:	14
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2
Curse of Binding Applied:	5	Wyrmholes Dug:	3

come join our epic minecraft server where we have more russians fleeing ukraine than ever before! the kremlin is freaking out and we are just here building epic castles and battling dragons. join us for the chaos and mayhem, and maybe even start your own international incident while you’re at it! who needs politics when you can have a diamond sword and a pet creeper? come on, what are you waiting for? the world is on fire but our server is lit!

YoloCraft – Forever Young

age, Existence, Experience, fleeting, fleeting moment, fleeting reality, fleeting wisdom, Life, moment, oldest, passing, passing existence, passing time, perspective, PRESENT, Reality, Time, Today, wisdom, yolocraft, young, youngest

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Players:	107/100	Votes:	6581
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Fairy Circles Danced In:	5	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3	Crystal Wands Charged:	7
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	6	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	6
Runes Activated:	8	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	2
Mythical Swords Crafted:	33	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3
Arcane Towers Raised:	2	Lost Cities Unearthed:	1
Infinity Stones Found:	1	Pirate Ships Raided:	1

so, like, join our epic minecraft server because, like, we have unicorns that poop diamonds and rainbows that taste like skittles.

like, seriously, our server is so lit that even herobrine himself comes to hang out and play some blocky games with us.

we have a secret underground base where we keep all the rarest items in the game, like enchanted golden apples and dragon eggs.

plus, our staff is, like, super cool and will help you out with anything you need, whether it’s building a giant castle or fighting off a horde of creepers.

so, like, don’t be a noob and join our server today. because, like, today is the oldest we’ve ever been, and the youngest we’ll ever be. so, like, YOLO and stuff.

MineFoMO: Avoid Burnout & Craft Happiness

AVOID, Burnout, communication strategies, Craft, employee burnout, employee engagement, employee mental health, employers, enhance information flow, fear of missing out, FOMO, Happiness, information overload, information sharing, job satisfaction, mental health awareness, Mental Wellbeing, MineFoMO, new study, practical suggestions, productivity, Stress Management, work environment, work-life balance, workplace stress

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Players:	110/400	Votes:	8622
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Legendary Items Repaired:	2	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	4
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Living Statues Befriended:	0
Epic Shields Constructed:	24	Forbidden Relics Collected:	3
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	6	New Chunks Explored:	768679
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	4
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1	Dark Rituals Completed:	1
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1

OMG GUYS, U BETTER JOIN DIS MINECRAFT SERVER CUZ IF U DON’T U GONNA MISS OUT ON ALL DA FUN! LIKE, IF U AIN’T THERE, U GONNA BE SUPER SAD AND HAVE MENTAL HEALTH PROBLEMS AND STUFF.

DIS SERVER IS DA CURE FOR INFORMATION OVERLOAD AND BURNOUT, LIKE U JUST PLAY MINECRAFT AND ALL UR PROBLEMS GO AWAY.

JOIN NOW OR U GONNA REGRET IT FOREVER, LIKE SERIOUSLY. U DON’T WANNA BE DA ONLY ONE MISSING OUT ON ALL DA CRAZY FUN WE HAVE HERE. TRUST ME, U NEED DIS IN UR LIFE.

Space Monkeys

Survival, Towny, Vanilla, Whitelist

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Players:	98/300	Votes:	6524
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Buildings Constructed:	42	Celestial Gardens Planted:	2
Holy Grails Found:	2	Elemental Crystals Collected:	98
Gnome Villages Protected:	6	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3
Blood Moons Survived:	0	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	4
Phantom Ships Sailed:	4	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1
Enchanted Armories Found:	8	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	3
Fairy Circles Danced In:	10	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1

Space Monkeys is a small community SMP server that offers a nearly vanilla experience. The only feature that sets it apart from a fully vanilla setup is the world border. This semi-technical server has been running a map since the 1.21 update. If you’re interested in joining, please apply through our Discord!

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NoobNation Minecraft Server

Celebrating, celebration, Decision making, Government, INAUGURATION, Incompetence, incompetence in government, incompetent, incompetent decision making, incompetent leader, incompetent president, Jan 20th, leadership, man, Minecraft, national decisions, national leadership, NoobNation, political incompetence, Politics, Presidency, Server, trump

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Players:	98/200	Votes:	3201
Rating:	4.6 / 5
New Chunks Explored:	807842	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	8	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	24	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	20
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4	Twisted Realms Survived:	3
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	10	Enchanted Armories Found:	7
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	5	Endless Mazes Solved:	3
Dragons Tamed:	1	Animals Bred:	101

Are you tired of incompetent leaders making decisions for your nation? Well, fear not because on our Minecraft server, you can escape all that nonsense and build your own virtual utopia! Join us and let your creativity run wild as you build towering castles, epic redstone contraptions, and maybe even a monument dedicated to the downfall of a certain incompetent leader. Who needs real-world politics when you can rule your own blocky kingdom? Join us now and let the fun begin!

DownUnderCraft SMP – “Crikey, are we a separate Minecraft SMP from the Brits?”

Ancestry, Australians, British, Brits, colonial history, Colonialism, crikey, cultural identity, demographics, distinct race, downundercraft, ethnicity, Genealogy, genetic makeup, heritage, historical ties, immigration, indigenous populations, Minecraft, Multiculturalism, national identity, Nationality, Race, SEPARATE, smp, societal perceptions

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Players:	110/100	Votes:	7671
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	38	Forbidden Tomes Read:	7
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	7	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	46
Lost Souls Rescued:	1	Endless Night Skies:	5
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Epic Weapons Forged:	3
Magical Moments Shared:	10	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	4	Phantom Rings Equipped:	22
Astral Projections Made:	3	Secret Libraries Discovered:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone builds the same old stuff? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our wacky Minecraft SMP where Australians and British players battle it out to see who is the superior race in the game!

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that the server is actually built on a secret underground lair where kangaroos and tea-drinking Brits engage in epic battles for dominance. Will you join the kangaroo army or the tea brigade? The choice is yours!

So come on down to our crazy Minecraft SMP and see if you have what it takes to survive in this wild and wacky world. Who knows, you might even uncover the truth about whether Australians are truly a distinct race from the British. Join now for a chance to win a lifetime supply of Vegemite and crumpets!

NoDiam0nds4U

abandonment, blended families, child support, Communication, emotional baggage, estranged children, family dynamics, Fatherhood, financial decisions, forgiveness, Guilt, Inheritance, long-lost daughter, moral dilemma, NoDiam0nds4U, Parental Responsibility, parenting, personal boundaries, regret, relationships, second chances

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Players:	95/700	Votes:	8494
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found:	2023	Mystic Runes Engraved:	6
Undead Armies Raised:	3	Secret Passages Found:	6
Divine Relics Bestowed:	10	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	5
Rune Stones Activated:	4	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3
Treasure Maps Found:	13	Cosmic Pies Baked:	8
Phoenix Feathers Found:	8	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	9

Looking for a server where family drama is taken to a whole new level? Look no further than our Minecraft server! Join now for a chance to experience the wild story of a man who found out he had a daughter after being ghosted by her mom at a party 23 years ago. Will he finally meet his long-lost child? Will he give her a piece of his inheritance? Find out on our server!

With crazy twists and turns like child support battles, angry emails, and a grandmother’s inheritance up for grabs, this server is guaranteed to keep you on the edge of your blocky seat. Join now and witness the drama unfold as players navigate through family feuds and unexpected surprises. Who needs reality TV when you have our Minecraft server? Join today for a truly unforgettable experience!

DeleteCreeperGriefers

Corruption, DELETE, DeleteCreeperGriefers, discrimination, Disease, Environment, Greed, hatred, Hunger, hypothetical question, ignorance, injustice, Negativity, one thing, Pollution, POVERTY, society, Suffering, violence, War, world

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Players:	102/500	Votes:	1375
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	14	Powerful Allies Recruited:	7
Dragons Tamed:	5	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	48
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	12	Hidden Passages Discovered:	2
Celestial Crowns Worn:	4	Alternate Realities Explored:	4
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	5
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1
Gryphons Tamed:	4	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1

If you could delete one thing from the world, it should definitely be all the creepers on our Minecraft server! These sneaky little green guys are always blowing up our stuff and causing chaos. But don’t worry, we’ve got plenty of diamond armor and enchanted weapons to help you fend them off. Plus, rumor has it that if you can defeat the ultimate boss, the Ender Dragon, you’ll be granted three wishes by Notch himself! So come join us and help rid the world of those pesky creepers once and for all!

WanderlustMC

adaptation, Adventure, anthropology, Civilization, discovery, Distance, Endurance, Evolution, Exploration, Farthest, History, Journey, least amount, Migration, modern humans, movement, Moving, nomadic lifestyle, travel, Wanderlust, WanderlustMC

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Players:	103/500	Votes:	2170
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	2	Fairy Circles Danced In:	6
Gods Slained:	0	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3
Villages Defended:	10	Votes:	4599
Zombie Dances:	8	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3	Dragons Tamed:	0
Endless Mazes Conquered:	4	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1

come join our epic minecraft server where u can travel the farthest without even moving ur lazy butt off the couch. we got flying pigs, dancing cows, and a secret underground disco party with the creepers. u can build ur own castle made entirely out of cheese or ride a llama into battle against a horde of evil chickens. trust us, this server is so lit, u won’t even remember what real life is like. join now and experience the ultimate mind-bending adventure of a lifetime!

CraftyCannaRelief

Access, Barriers, Cannabis, co-using, CraftyCannaRelief, cut down, Decrease, facilitated, Frequency, Help, legalization, low barrier access, new research, opioid use, opioid withdrawal, rapid relief, Relief, research, STOP, Withdrawal

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Players:	102/600	Votes:	6538
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Magical Frogs Kissed:	5	Meteorites Collected:	4
Astral Projections Made:	4	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	9
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4	Dimension Hops:	2
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	23	Alternate Realities Explored:	2
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4	Mythical Swords Crafted:	69

join dis epic minecraft server where we blaze it up with cannabis to help u stop using opioids! we got potions that give u rapid relief from withdrawal and make u forget all about those nasty opioids. plus, our low barrier access to cannabis cuz it’s legal here will make u wanna co-use and decrease ur opioid use like magic! come join us and say goodbye to opioids forever, dude!