Zangyaku Minecraft Servers | New Minecraft Servers 2025

BlockyFactsMC

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Players:	93/500	Votes:	5521
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	9	Magical Familiars Summoned:	2
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2
Demonic Pacts Formed:	2	Astral Staffs Crafted:	19
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	14
Dragon Scales Harvested:	338	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	10
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1	Vanishing Items Found:	2
Alternate Realities Explored:	4	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5

Did you know that on our Minecraft server, you can ride on a giant chicken while battling a horde of evil bunnies armed with carrot swords? That’s right, our server is not your average blocky world – it’s a wild, wacky adventure filled with crazy surprises at every turn. Join us and experience the madness for yourself! Who knows, you might even stumble upon a secret underground disco party hosted by a group of dancing creepers. Don’t miss out on the fun – join our server now and let the absurdity begin!

MineCraftVirusFun

Contagious disease, disease control, epidemiology, germany, global health crisis, Healthcare, hospitalised, Infectious Disease, Marburg virus, medical emergency, MineCraftVirusFun, outbreak, Prevention, public health, Quarantine, Symptoms, Treatment, viral infection, viral outbreak, virus transmission, World Health Organization

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Players:	103/500	Votes:	6527
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	8
Love Letters Sent:	7	Holy Grails Found:	2
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2	Werewolf Howls Heard:	5
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	145	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	Shadow Figures Spotted:	6
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Paranormal Events Investigated:	5
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	Shadow Realms Conquered:	1

yo yo yo come join our epic minecraft server where we got more action than a marburg virus outbreak in germany! we got players hospitalised left and right from all the fun and excitement. join us for a wild ride full of craziness and chaos. who needs a hospital when you can just respawn in our server? come on in and catch the virus of fun!

PsychoCraft: Migration Madness

adolescence, black people, cultural factors, immigrant communities, immigrant health, madness, mental health disparities, mental health interventions, mental health provision, mental health research., mental health services, mental illness, Migration, minority populations, north African people, psychiatric disorders, PsychoCraft, psychosis prevention, psychosis risk, risk factors, social determinants of health, study

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Players:	94/800	Votes:	8288
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Portal Loops Escaped:	0
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	7	Astral Mages Summoned:	3
Blood Moons Survived:	0	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	8
Royal Courts Attended:	4	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	6
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	5
Ores Mined:	9711	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	2
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	6	Teleportation Mishaps:	5

lol u ever been playin minecraft and suddenly u start seein creepers everywhere? well, dis server is da cure for dat! we got da best mental health provision in all of minecraft land! join us and say goodbye to all dem creepers in yo head! plus, if u black or north African, u got even higher risk of psychosis so u definitely need to join dis server ASAP! we got da experts who know how to keep dem creepers away and make sure u have da best time ever in minecraft! come join us and let’s build some crazy stuff together!

Unreal Love Minecraft Server

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Players:	105/700	Votes:	619
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	9	Crystal Wands Charged:	8
Mysterious Portals Opened:	13	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	13
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3
Buildings Constructed:	7	Soul Contracts Signed:	4
Living Statues Befriended:	1	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5	Celestial Crowns Worn:	4
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Immortal Anvils Forged:	14

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that make you yawn more than a sloth on a Sunday afternoon? Well, buckle up buttercup because you’re about to enter a server that will blow your mind faster than a creeper in a TNT factory!

Join our server and experience the thrill of riding pigs into battle against an army of evil chickens. Build a castle made entirely of diamond blocks and watch as jealous players try to steal your shiny fortress (good luck with that, peasants!).

But wait, there’s more! Ever wanted to tame a dragon and ride it into the sunset while shooting fireballs at your enemies? Well, on our server, that dream can become a reality. Just be sure to bring some marshmallows for roasting because things are about to get lit!

So why waste your time on other servers when you can join ours and experience the ultimate Minecraft adventure? Trust us, once you’ve played here, you’ll never want to leave. Just remember to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity – you’re gonna need it!

Bound Minecraft SMP (1996)

$100 bills, 000, 1996, 2.., bound, BOXES, crime thriller, dry cleaning, film noir, Gina Gershon, hanging to dry, ironing, jennifer tilly, Joey Pants, Lesbian, Minecraft, mob business, money laundering, munching., Overnight, romance, smp, Suspense, Washing

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Players:	105/500	Votes:	1597
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Dragons Tamed:	1	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	4
Epic Bosses Defeated:	4	Celestial Events Witnessed:	2
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Cursed Amulets Found:	2
Portal Loops Escaped:	1	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	9	Rainbows Spotted:	10
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Epic Battles Fought:	14
Mines Excavated:	1143	Epic Weapons Forged:	3

Join our Minecraft SMP and experience the wild adventures of Joey Pants, the master of laundering money (literally)! Forget about boring old mob business, this guy can turn $2,000,000 into fresh, clean bills overnight. Who needs to munch on boxes when you can be making bank like Joey Pants? Join now for a chance to witness the most epic money laundering operation in Minecraft history!

MomCraft: No Pay, No Play

caregiving burden, communication breakdown, cutting ties, emotional turmoil, family, family dynamics, financial responsibility, financial stress, financial struggle, Guilt, high paying job, knee replacement surgery, loan debt, misunderstanding, MomCraft, out-of-pocket expenses, Pay, Play, reality check, responsibilities, sacrifice, sibling conflict

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Players:	90/400	Votes:	8102
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Dragon Hoards Looted:	2	Immortal Anvils Forged:	14
Pirate Ships Raided:	1	Omnipotent Charms Created:	1
Enchanted Forests Planted:	9	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	7
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2
Votes:	2554	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3
Shadow Figures Spotted:	3	Divine Spears Created:	14
Villages Defended:	6	Epic Weapons Forged:	6

Looking for a Minecraft server that will distract you from your family drama? Look no further! Join our server where the only tension you’ll feel is when you’re battling it out in PvP!

Forget about your brother asking for money, on our server, the only thing you’ll be asked for is your best building skills and strategic gameplay. No need to worry about taking out loans, just take out your enemies instead!

Join us and escape the real world drama for a world where the only thing you need to worry about is surviving the night. Who needs family arguments when you can have fun and make new friends on our server? So come on, join us and leave the family drama behind!

ArsonCraft: BBC vs Neo-Nazi

arson, ArsonCraft, BBC, confronts, criminal activity, criminal behavior, extremism, extremism in the UK, far right, hate groups, Hate Speech, interview, investigation, Journalism, Media, neo nazi, neonazi, News, racism, rioters, Tips, uk, violence

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Players:	92/400	Votes:	9262
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Astral Amulets Crafted:	42	Curse of Binding Applied:	1
Potions Brewed:	35	Epic Bosses Defeated:	2
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	7	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	8
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	9	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2
Horror Stories Survived:	2	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1
Fairy Circles Danced In:	10	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4
Goblin Markets Raided:	2	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	8

so, like, this server is, like, totally lit, just like those rioters in the UK, ya know? but, like, instead of causing chaos and destruction, we’re all about building and creating in minecraft, bro. like, we’re all about peace and love and, like, building epic castles and stuff.

we’ve got this one dude who used to be a neo-nazi, but now he’s all about spreading love and positivity in the minecraft world. he’s, like, our resident expert on building and crafting, and he’s always coming up with the most insane creations.

so, if you’re looking for a server that’s all about good vibes and epic builds, then, like, you gotta join us, bro. plus, our community is, like, totally awesome and supportive, so you’ll never feel alone in the minecraft world.

come join us and let’s build something epic together, bro! peace out!

Meritocracy Myths Craft

Access, business schools, classism, Craft, discrimination, Diversity, economic inequality, education, equality, hard work, innate talent, Meritocracy, Myth, Myths, opportunities, Privilege, Rewards, social mobility, socioeconomic status, success, systemic bias, wealth gap

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Players:	104/200	Votes:	4856
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	3	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0	Meteorite Armor Created:	19
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	11	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	2
Dimension Hops:	15	Eerie Music Discs Played:	2
Cosmic Pies Baked:	2	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	2
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	6	Ether Blades Crafted:	18
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	5

so, like, u know how u go to business school and they’re all like “work hard and u will succeed” but then u graduate and u realize it’s all a lie? well, our minecraft server is like the opposite of that! we believe in giving everyone equal opportunities to succeed, no matter how much u suck at mining or building or whatever. come join us and experience a world where meritocracy is just a myth and everyone can be a diamond-hoarding, creeper-fighting legend! plus, we have a secret underground club where we discuss the deeper meaning of minecraft and eat cake. u don’t wanna miss out on that, do u? join us now and let’s smash the system together, one block at a time!

SwipeSMP: Where we might add a sprinkle of vanilla, maybe… if you’re lucky. 1.21 and whitelist included!

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Players:	101/700	Votes:	6144
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Immortal Anvils Forged:	5	Fairy Circles Danced In:	8
Potions Brewed:	141	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	2
Vanishing Structures Built:	3	Villages Defended:	10
Shattered Realms Restored:	2	Astral Staffs Crafted:	5
Love Letters Sent:	5	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1
Elemental Crystals Collected:	94	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	3
Mimic Chests Discovered:	1	Cursed Taverns Survived:	3

Minecraft Server Overview

Server Type	Mostly-Vanilla SMP
Version	1.21
Purpose	Building community, shops, and more

FAQ

Question	Answer
How can I join the server?	Join the server Discord and add the owner on Discord for more information.
What can I do on the server?	Help with builds, create shops, and be part of the community.
Is it a whitelisted server?	It is not mentioned, contact the owner for more information.
Are there any rules on the server?	Rules are usually specified in the Discord server, make sure to read and follow them.

Once Again Minecraft Server

ALERT, assets, assets at risk, Bank of America, bank of america scam, bank run, bank run alert, commodity scarcity, Economy, fargo-esau scheme, financial crisis, Jews, Minecraft, MONEY, ports down, scarcity, Server, strike, Warning, wiping out accounts

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Players:	93/800	Votes:	1666
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Wilderness Tamed:	10	Magical Moments Shared:	27
Sentient Weapons Trained:	6	Celestial Beings Befriended:	4
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	4	Emeralds Found:	1480
Undead Armies Raised:	3	Cursed Villages Purged:	4
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	7	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2
Gods Slained:	0	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1
Crystal Caves Mapped:	5	Magical Frogs Kissed:	5

🤑💰💸 Ready to join the most chaotic and outrageous Minecraft server ever? Well, get ready for some wild adventures because our server is currently experiencing a BANK RUN ALERT! That’s right, the ports are down for strike and commodity is about to become scarce. But that’s not even the craziest part – the Jews are apparently taking your money and wiping out accounts! 😱

But don’t worry, we’ve got your back. Bank of America is down and running away with your money in a Fargo-Esau scheme! So if you want to save your assets and avoid losing everything, you better join our server and participate in the most epic bank run ever! Who knows, you might even uncover some hidden treasures along the way. So what are you waiting for? Join now and let the madness begin! 💸💰🤑