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| Players: | 94/700 | Votes: | 6703 |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Eldritch Abominations Befriended: | 1 | Meteorite Armor Created: | 23 |
| Invisible Pathways Walked: | 3 | Portal Loops Escaped: | 1 |
| Mystical Artifacts Crafted: | 8 | Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: | 4 |
| Alien Abductions: | 5 | Whimsical Tea Parties Held: | 14 |
| Vanishing Structures Built: | 1 | Heavenly Choirs Heard: | 7 |
| Fabled Crowns Discovered: | 9 | Cozy Campfires Lit: | 14 |
| Wyrmholes Dug: | 10 | Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: | 3 |
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So come on down to our Minecraft SMP where the only rule is to always remember: sneed hedgies. See you there!
