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Players: | 92/800 | Votes: | 1538 |
Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
Secret Libraries Discovered: | 2 | Sunfire Helmets Forged: | 5 |
Starry Nights Enjoyed: | 25 | Epic Weapons Forged: | 7 |
Ether Blades Crafted: | 8 | Talking Trees Consulted: | 4 |
Volcanoes Explored: | 1 | Immortal Potions Brewed: | 13 |
Evil Portals Destroyed: | 1 | Cursed Statues Activated: | 2 |
Elemental Forces Harnessed: | 11 | Corrupted Chunks Fixed: | 1 |
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: | 19 | Celestial Crowns Worn: | 5 |
But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Diamond Pig, a rare creature that farts out diamonds every time you feed it a golden carrot. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the enchanted toilet of infinite flushing, where you can flush away all your worries and watch as they magically disappear.
So why wait? Join our server today and experience the craziest, most absurd Minecraft adventure of your life. Just remember to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity – you’re gonna need it!