YWNABAT Minecraft Servers | New Minecraft Servers 2025

Donutchan, you SLUT Minecraft SMP

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Players:	98/1000	Votes:	1961
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	8	Epic Bosses Defeated:	1
Dragon Eggs Found:	5472	Lost Cities Unearthed:	1
Eternal Flames Captured:	4	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	10
Emeralds Found:	2373	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	11	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where drama is always brewing and the tea is always piping hot! Donutchan may think she’s the queen bee, but she’s just a brainless set of fat tits trying to steal the spotlight. And don’t even get us started on her pizza addiction – she’ll never be a tradwife with that kind of diet!

Join us for insane build battles, epic pranks, and wild adventures that will have you laughing until you cry. Who needs reality TV when you can join our server and witness the chaos firsthand? So come on, YWNABAT (You Will Never Be A Tradwife), but you can definitely be a part of our crazy Minecraft family!

Crafty GIFs & JIFs Server

animated images, Crafty, debate, Digital Media, funny, GIF, Gifs, humor, internet culture, internet phenomenon, jif, JIFs, Language, linguistics, meme, online communication, popular opinion, pronunciation, pronunciation controversy, pronunciation wars, Server, social media, Technology, viral

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Players:	93/400	Votes:	1322
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4
Blood Moons Survived:	1	Herobrine Sightings:	4
Gryphons Tamed:	4	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	7
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1	Arcane Towers Raised:	4
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	21	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	20
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	40
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	3	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	141

Are you tired of the age-old debate of jif vs gif? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server has the answer! Join us and settle this once and for all in an epic battle arena where players must choose their side and fight to the death using only emojis as weapons. Will you be team jif or team gif? The fate of the internet rests in your hands!

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Diamond Chicken, a rare and elusive creature that lays diamond eggs instead of boring old regular ones. Rumor has it that whoever finds and befriends the Diamond Chicken will be granted unlimited riches and power beyond their wildest dreams. Will you be the one to claim this feathered fortune?

And if that’s still not enough to convince you to join, how about this: our server is haunted by the ghost of a creeper who just wants to be friends. Players who dare to approach this spectral spook may find themselves in for a surprise as the creeper offers them gifts of enchanted items and explosive pranks. Will you be brave enough to befriend the ghostly creeper and unlock its secrets?

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server today for a truly unique and hilarious gaming experience that you won’t find anywhere else. jif or gif, diamond chickens, and friendly creeper ghosts await you!

DerpyCraft: Where Creepers Have Therapy Sessions and Villagers Complain About Their Jobs

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Players:	95/400	Votes:	6030
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	5	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	21	Secret Guilds Joined:	2
Legendary Heroes Trained:	4	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	6
Magical Frogs Kissed:	6	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1
Soul Swords Wielded:	6	Magical Familiars Summoned:	5
Wyrmholes Dug:	2	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	2	Alternate Realities Explored:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can unleash your inner drama queen and be as self-pitying as you want! Our main character is so mentally ill that she makes the Joker look like a happy clown. Join us if you want to be surrounded by insufferable cunts and bullies who will make you question your sanity. But hey, at least you’ll never be bored with all the outrageous stories and insane antics that happen on our server. So come on, join us and embrace the chaos!

Blocky Bae Bonanza: More of this slut?

adult content, Alluring, bae, blocky, bonanza, desire, Erotic, explicit, fetish, Forbidden, insatiable, Kinky, lustful, more, Naughty, promiscuous, Provocative, seductive, Sensual, Sexy, slut, taboo, temptation

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Players:	93/300	Votes:	7754
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Rainbows Spotted:	1	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	24	Dragons Tamed:	4
Ancient Ruins Explored:	2	Royal Decrees Issued:	1
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	396	Potions Brewed:	56
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	24	Ether Blades Crafted:	13
Chimeras Created:	3	Legendary Heroes Trained:	2
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4	Chaos Gates Opened:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is like a wild party that never stops! Join us for a crazy ride filled with explosive creepers, flying pigs, and a secret underground disco where the zombies bust out their best dance moves!

But wait, there’s more! Our server has a special feature where you can ride on the back of a giant chicken and soar through the skies like a majestic warrior. And if you’re feeling adventurous, you can even challenge the Ender Dragon to a dance-off and see who has the best moves!

So why waste your time on those basic servers when you can join us for a wild and wacky adventure that will leave you laughing and crying tears of joy? Come on, what are you waiting for? Join us now and let the madness begin!

Neighborly Raid: Steal, Build, Conquer – Minecraft Server

aftermath, aggression, BUILD, CASUALTIES, Conflict, Conquer, Conquest, consequences, death toll, displacement, expansionism, fear, Invasion, Migration, Minecraft, neighbor, Neighborly, population growth, power struggle, Raid, Refugees, Server, steal, Survival, territorial expansion, violence, War

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Players:	105/300	Votes:	8977
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Immortal Anvils Forged:	20	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	7
Animals Bred:	100	Celestial Crowns Worn:	1
Alien Abductions:	3	Potions Brewed:	141
Shattered Realms Restored:	2	Magical Familiars Summoned:	2
Cursed Scrolls Read:	5	Divine Spears Created:	29
Mythical Swords Crafted:	42	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4
Endless Legions Commanded:	43	Dragonkin Hatched:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds? Well, look no further because on our server, you can invade your neighbors to increase your own population! But be warned, your population may shrink because everyone fled to avoid the war or died in said war. It’s a wild ride of chaos and mayhem, so join now for a truly unpredictable gaming experience! Who needs peaceful building when you can conquer and destroy instead?

Crafty Cardboard Chaos

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Players:	102/100	Votes:	3367
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	24
Runes Activated:	1	Immortal Anvils Forged:	20
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4	Ancient Ruins Explored:	3
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	6	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4
Meteorite Armor Created:	12	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	15
Wailing Winds Heard:	3	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our server is like no other! Picture this: you’re mining for diamonds and suddenly you stumble upon a magical card that transports you to a whole new dimension filled with unicorns and rainbows. But beware, the unicorns are actually evil and will try to steal your diamonds! Join our server for the chance to battle evil unicorns, ride on flying pigs, and build a castle made entirely out of cheese. Trust us, you won’t want to miss out on this wild adventure!

Blocky Wolfenstein: Thread Edition

action, Adventure, blocky, Christ, discussion, Edition, elden ring, Fandom, Fans, fps, Frustration, fucking, Gaming, Jesus, RAGE, Shooter, STOP, Talking, Thread, video games, Wolfenstein, WOLFENSTEIN THREAD

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Players:	102/600	Votes:	7709
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Wilderness Tamed:	20	Spectral Entities Defeated:	3
Ender Pearl Glitches:	2	Werewolf Howls Heard:	3
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	Soul Contracts Signed:	4
Meteorites Collected:	4	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	20
Eerie Music Discs Played:	5	Magic Wands Crafted:	14
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	25	Celestial Crowns Worn:	2
Glitched Entities Encountered:	4	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1

Are you tired of hearing about Elden Ring everywhere you go? Do you want to escape the endless chatter about that elusive game and dive into a world where Wolfenstein reigns supreme? Look no further, because our Minecraft server is the ultimate sanctuary for all Wolfenstein enthusiasts!

Join us on this server and embark on epic quests to defeat Hitler’s army of zombies, explore secret underground bunkers filled with treasure, and engage in intense PvP battles with other players dressed as Nazi soldiers.

But that’s not all – we also have a special event where players can ride giant robotic dogs into battle against hordes of mutant chickens. Trust us, it’s as ridiculous and hilarious as it sounds.

So if you’re ready to take a break from the Elden Ring hype and immerse yourself in the wacky world of Wolfenstein, join our Minecraft server now!

Crafty AF Server: Where even the blocks are judging your life choices

actions, autistic, Avoiding, Awareness, awkward, Behavior, blocks, Choices, Conscious, Crafty, Empathy, FIX, girl, Help, Improvement, inappropriate, Interaction, Jacket, Judging, Life, self-aware, Server, Social Skills, Stare, tits, Understanding

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Players:	95/100	Votes:	5697
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Magical Moments Shared:	24	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	16	Enchanted Forests Planted:	12
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	6	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4
Undead Armies Raised:	2	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1
Eternal Flames Captured:	5	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	8	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	17

Are you tired of being socially awkward and not knowing how to fix it? Well, look no further! Join our Minecraft server where we embrace all levels of autism and turn it into a superpower! You’ll be able to avoid talking to girls or stare at their tits until they put on a jacket with confidence and style. So come on, join us and let your inner autist shine in the most epic way possible!

GirlCraft: Where the creepers are scared of makeup and diamonds are a girl’s best friend!

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Players:	91/400	Votes:	6385
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3	Forbidden Tomes Read:	2
Mythical Relics Collected:	18	Magic Crystals Found:	22
Pirate Ships Captured:	2	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	12
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	7	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4
Titanic Battles Fought:	23	Haunted Mines Explored:	3
Ender Pearl Glitches:	5	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	8
Crystal Wands Charged:	18	Titan Hearts Harvested:	2

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server you’ll ever experience! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you about Satone Shichimiya, the girl who rules this server with an iron fist (but a heart of gold, of course).

Legend has it that Satone once tamed a pack of wild wolves with just a single bone and led them into battle against a horde of creepers. She emerged victorious, covered in creeper guts and diamond armor shining in the sunlight. Her skills in PvP are unmatched, and if you join this server, you might just have the chance to challenge her to a duel (if you dare).

But that’s not all – Satone is also known for her incredible building skills. She once constructed a replica of the Eiffel Tower using only dirt blocks and a dream. If you join this server, you’ll have the opportunity to learn from the master herself and create your own architectural marvels.

So what are you waiting for? Join this Minecraft server and become a part of Satone Shichimiya’s legendary world. Who knows, you might even earn her respect and be knighted as one of her loyal subjects. The possibilities are endless, and the adventures are waiting for you.

Creepin’Crafty Conundrums

anticipation, artist, collaboration, conundrums, CreepinCrafty, debut album, EXCITEMENT, fan theories, gossip, Heard she has stuff out there, midnababy, Music, Music (Industry), New Release, promotional campaign, Rumors, social media, speculation, Thread, upcoming projects, Updates

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Players:	103/200	Votes:	7242
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Mystic Runes Engraved:	4	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2	Magical Moments Shared:	14
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4
Endless Mazes Solved:	3	Infernal Machines Built:	2
Phoenix Feathers Found:	8	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	6

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old stuff? Well, come join our server because we heard she has stuff out there! And by “stuff” we mean rare diamonds, enchanted gear, and maybe even a dragon or two. Who knows what you’ll find out there in the wild, wild world of our server!

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Chicken King, who rules over his feathered subjects with an iron beak. Rumor has it that if you can defeat the Chicken King in battle, you’ll be rewarded with unlimited chicken nuggets for life. Who wouldn’t want that kind of poultry power?

And if you’re feeling adventurous, you can take a trip to the mysterious Mushroom Island, where the mushrooms are as big as trees and the cows wear top hats. Who knows what kind of wacky adventures await you on this strange and surreal island?

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and embark on a wild and wacky Minecraft journey like no other. Just remember, she has stuff out there, and it’s up to you to find it!

Crafty Spies and Blocks: CIA vs MI6 Edition

#classified information, #covert operations, #security clearance, analyst, blocks, cia, counterintelligence, Crafty, cryptography, Edition, Espionage, Government, intelligence, intelligence agencies, intelligence officer, MI6, national security, Recruitment, SPIES, Spy, Surveillance, top secret, undercover operations

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Players:	90/800	Votes:	3654
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Crystal Caves Mapped:	9	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	7
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3
Lava Oceans Crossed:	1	Meteorites Collected:	3
Votes:	9824	Cursed Amulets Found:	2
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	8	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	142
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	1
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Celestial Gardens Planted:	4

Are you tired of playing on boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is where all the secret agents hang out! That’s right, we’ve got CIA and MI6 agents recruiting straight from our server because they know only the smartest and most cunning players can survive here.

Join us if you think you’ve got what it takes to outsmart the competition and prove your worth to the world’s top intelligence agencies. Who knows, you might just uncover a conspiracy or two while you’re at it! So grab your pickaxe and get ready for a wild ride on our top-secret Minecraft server. Trust us, you won’t want to miss out on this adventure!