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MILcraft: Jobless Edition

accusations, basketball game, Edition, egg prices, fake job, family function, fanatics, fancy clothes, federal positions, hiring freeze, Jobless, MIL, MILcraft, nibling, Overtime, paycut, primary income, Six Figures, specialized field, Trump supporter, UNFAIR, VA, Veterans

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Players:	106/500	Votes:	2401
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Divine Scrolls Written:	10	Endless Night Skies:	3
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	11	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1
New Chunks Explored:	413348	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	5
Runes Activated:	3	Shattered Realms Restored:	2
Celestial Beings Befriended:	2	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3
Gryphons Tamed:	1	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	10
Magical Moments Shared:	6	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	16

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more drama-filled than your MIL’s 60th birthday brunch? Look no further! Join our server for a wild ride of family feuds, political debates, and job insecurity!

Reasons to join: – Witness epic battles between Trump supporters and non-supporters, just like at your family functions! – Experience the thrill of losing your job due to a hiring freeze, just like in real life! – Enjoy the luxury of being accused of spending all your husband’s money on fancy clothes, because who needs financial stability anyway? – Get ready for intense showdowns with your MIL, where you can finally tell her off without any consequences!

Join now and experience the chaos for yourself! Who needs a stable job when you can have a rollercoaster of emotions on our server? See you there!

TrumpCraft: 24 Hour Ukraine War

24 hrs, cease-fire efforts, Conflict Resolution, Diplomacy, diplomatic efforts., failed promises, foreign policy, geopolitical challenges, global leadership, Hope, hour, international relations, military conflict, military intervention, Négotiation, peace talks, political strategy, presidential power, trump, Trumpcraft, Ukraine, ukraine war, War, world affairs

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Players:	109/800	Votes:	9510
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Curse of Binding Applied:	2	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4
Gods Slained:	0	Demon Skulls Collected:	12
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1
Fairy Circles Danced In:	7	Secret Guilds Joined:	1
Cursed Taverns Survived:	3	Portal Loops Escaped:	1
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Phoenix Feathers Found:	7
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	6

Join our Minecraft server and you’ll forget all about Trump and Ukraine because you’ll be too busy battling dragons, building epic castles, and befriending talking llamas! Our server is so addictive, even Trump couldn’t tear himself away from it to end the war in Ukraine in 24 hours. Plus, rumor has it that our server is actually a secret portal to a parallel universe where llamas rule the world and diamonds grow on trees. So what are you waiting for? Join now and let the adventure begin!

SpyShipSneakPeak

#intelligence gathering, British waters, defense measures, Diplomacy, diplomatic tensions, foreign policy, geopolitical implications, government response, international relations, maritime boundaries, military presence, military surveillance, national security, Naval vessels, putin, Russian spy ship, security concerns, SpyShipSneakPeak, Surveillance, territorial waters, uk

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Players:	105/600	Votes:	7179
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	49	Portal Loops Escaped:	2
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3	Magical Ponies Rescued:	3
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2	Legendary Heroes Trained:	2
Magical Familiars Summoned:	4	Mimic Chests Discovered:	2
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	3	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	12
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	2	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1
Glorious Feasts Held:	13	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	4

so, like, u know how putin be sendin’ his spy ships all up in our waters, right? well, this server is like the ultimate spy ship of minecraft servers, but without all the drama and tension, ya feel me? come join us and be a spy ship captain, sailin’ through crazy adventures and dodgin’ enemy ships like a boss. plus, u get to warn putin himself when he tries to mess with our waters, cuz we got connections like that. join now and be part of the most epic spy ship crew in all of minecraft history!

Crafty Misinfo Masters

Actors, base, Crafty, Crisis, cultural fears, democratic norms, dominant drivers, Epidemic, Exploitation, falsehoods, Fueling, galvanize, Masters, Misinfo, Misinformation, misinformation epidemic, Populists, radical right, radical-right populists, research, today’s misinformation crisis, undermine

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Players:	97/100	Votes:	2858
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	2	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4
Portal Loops Escaped:	2	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3
Mines Excavated:	2281	Enchanted Armories Found:	4
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	10	Undead Armies Raised:	2
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	4	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1
Soul Swords Wielded:	1	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	43
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	34	Eclipse Rings Activated:	3

Yo, yo, yo! Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server in the universe! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little secret – we have magical unicorns roaming around the server, granting wishes to all players who find them!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to a secret underground lair filled with treasure beyond your wildest dreams. Legend has it that only the bravest of players can uncover its hidden secrets and become the richest player in all of Minecraft land.

Oh, and did I mention that we have a special potion that turns you into a flying pig? That’s right, you heard me – a flying pig! Imagine soaring through the skies, raining bacon down on all your friends below. It’s a sight to behold, let me tell you.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and embark on the most insane, outrageous, and downright hilarious adventures you’ve ever experienced in Minecraft. Trust me, you won’t regret it!

Season Two Release 1.20

anticipation, binge watching, Character development, Cliffhanger, countdown, Drama, Entertainment, EXCITEMENT, fan questions, new episodes, plot twists, Release, release date, Season, season 1, SEASON 2, streaming, Television series, TV series premiere, tv show, upcoming season, Waiting

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Players:	107/400	Votes:	2126
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Zombie Dances:	8
Astral Projections Made:	3	Epic Quests Completed:	10
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	5
Phantom Ships Sailed:	2	Endless Mazes Solved:	3
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Farms Harvested:	907
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	9	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	1
Magic Wands Crafted:	17	Epic Battles Fought:	5

Bruh, forget about s2, join this Minecraft server instead!

Why? Because we have pigs that can fly and cows that can breakdance, it’s a total freak show!

Plus, our diamond ore spawns are so OP, you’ll be blinged out in no time.

And don’t even get me started on our epic PvP battles, it’s like Hunger Games on steroids!

So ditch the boring TV shows and dive into this crazy Minecraft world, you won’t regret it!

Reunion Rager Minecraft Server

amazing friends, annual reunion, calling her out, classmates, Dinners, expensive flights, Group Chat, high school, Lesson, Minecraft, not attending, Organiser, pool money, Rager, Resorts, reunion, reunion party, self-centered, selfish, Server, successful businesses, Taunting, timid lady, toxic people, unnecessary fight, well connected

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Players:	98/400	Votes:	9673
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Hidden Passages Discovered:	3	Glitched Entities Encountered:	1
Dragon Hoards Looted:	3	Shattered Realms Restored:	0
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	14	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	7
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	19
Farms Harvested:	821	Gryphons Tamed:	4
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5	Rune Stones Activated:	4
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Forbidden Tomes Read:	5

Join our Minecraft server for a wild ride like no other! Are you tired of dealing with toxic people in real life like my mom? Well, look no further because our server is a toxic-free zone! No more drama, just pure fun and epic adventures await you.

Imagine a world where you can build your dream castle without anyone demanding money from you for not attending a virtual party. That’s right, on our server, you are free to create and explore without any judgment or pressure to conform to social norms.

So why wait? Join us now and escape the real world craziness for a virtual paradise where you can be yourself without any consequences. Trust me, you won’t regret it!

UltrasoundXmasCardDrama

Body, Boundaries, Christmas card, Drama, due date, family, Father, Grandchild, Jesus-loving, overreaction, Permission, privacy, Siblings, social media, South, stepmother, texan, tradition, Ultrasound, UltrasoundXmasCardDrama, unborn child

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Players:	106/500	Votes:	6369
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	14	Astral Orbs Gathered:	20
Phantom Knights Defeated:	9	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	59
Animals Bred:	182	Celestial Gardens Planted:	2
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5
Werewolf Howls Heard:	5	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	9	Shattered Realms Restored:	2
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we promise not to send out Christmas cards with your ultrasound without your permission! We understand the importance of privacy, especially when it comes to your unborn child’s first baby pics.

Join us for a wild ride of pixelated adventures and crazy builds, where you can escape from real-life family drama and focus on building your dream world. Our community is full of supportive players who will always ask for your permission before sharing any personal information on a Christmas card.

So come on in and leave the real world behind – because on our server, the only ultrasounds you’ll see are the ones you create in-game!

100%Completionist – Minecraft SMP

100, 100Completionist, accomplishment, Achievements, childhood favorites, childhood memories, Completed, completionist, Dedication, Entertainment, favorite game, first game, game completion, Gaming, gaming memories, gaming milestones, Minecraft, Nostalgia, perseverance, personal achievement, satisfaction, smp, video games

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Players:	95/800	Votes:	6161
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3	Immortal Anvils Forged:	7
Horror Stories Survived:	3	Divine Scrolls Written:	17
Soul Swords Wielded:	4	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	7	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	6
Emeralds Found:	3722	Mimic Chests Discovered:	4
Void Armor Forged:	16	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1	Infernal Machines Built:	0

OMG GUYS, have you heard about this EPIC Minecraft SMP server that is literally the most lit thing since sliced bread? Like, you won’t believe the crazy shenanigans that go down on this server. We have a secret underground base where we hold dance parties with creepers, and our pet pigs are all trained to do backflips.

But wait, there’s more! We have a secret treasure hunt every week where the prize is a diamond-encrusted pickaxe that shoots out fireworks. And don’t even get me started on our annual llama race, where the winner gets a golden crown and a lifetime supply of enchanted apples.

So if you want to join in on the madness and become part of our wacky Minecraft family, come on down to our server and prepare to have your mind blown. Seriously, it’s like Willy Wonka’s Chocolate Factory meets the Hunger Games, but with more explosions and less hunger. See you there, my fellow blockheads!

BlockBinge: The Addiction Unveiled

addiction, addiction recovery, Behavior, BlockBinge, compulsive behavior, coping mechanisms, denial, dependency, habits, mental health, overcoming addiction, realization, relapse prevention, seeking help, SELF AWARENESS, Self Discovery, signs of addiction, substance abuse, support system, Therapy, triggers, Unveiled

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Players:	94/300	Votes:	2031
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	152
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	20	Alien Abductions:	5
Emeralds Found:	2384	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	11
Eternal Flames Captured:	7	Towns Built:	2
Cozy Campfires Lit:	21	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	3
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Forbidden Tomes Read:	3
Living Statues Befriended:	1	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2

Have you ever found yourself mining for diamonds in your sleep? Or waking up in a panic because you forgot to feed your virtual cows? If so, you may be addicted to Minecraft. But fear not, for our server is the perfect place for all you block-building enthusiasts to come together and embrace your addiction!

Join us on our server and embark on epic quests to defeat the Ender Dragon while riding on the back of a giant chicken. Build towering castles made entirely of TNT and watch them explode in glorious fashion. And if you’re feeling extra adventurous, try your hand at farming creepers for their explosive drops.

But beware, for our server is not for the faint of heart. Rumor has it that Herobrine himself lurks in the shadows, waiting to challenge unsuspecting players to a dance-off. Will you be able to out-moonwalk the legendary ghostly figure?

So if you’re ready to take your Minecraft addiction to the next level, join us on our server and let the madness begin! Just remember to take breaks to eat, sleep, and maybe even go outside once in a while. Maybe.

QuebecCraft Minecraft Server

Amazon, Amazon Canada, Amazon closure, Amazon decision, amazon news, Amazon operations, Amazon Quebec, Business, Canadian market, ceasing operations, Closure, e commerce, Minecraft, News, online shopping, québec, Quebec business, Quebec economy, Quebec market, Quebec retail, QuebecCraft, Retail, Server

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Players:	100/900	Votes:	363
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Haunted Chests Opened:	4	Immortal Anvils Forged:	12
Enchanted Forests Planted:	8	Epic Weapons Forged:	7
Legendary Heroes Trained:	2	Omnipotent Charms Created:	5
Forbidden Tomes Read:	1	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0
Demon Skulls Collected:	13	Cosmic Pies Baked:	9
Vanishing Items Found:	2	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	402
Magical Ponies Rescued:	4	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3

lol join our epic minecraft server where we have so much fun u will forget that amazon is ceasing operations in quebec! we have a secret underground base filled with diamonds and gold, guarded by a team of ninja chickens. our admin is a wizard who can summon rainbows and unicorns on command. we hold epic build battles where the winner gets a lifetime supply of virtual cookies. come join us and escape the harsh reality of amazon leaving quebec, cuz who needs amazon when u have a minecraft server this awesome?!