CraftyPutin’sDisaster Minecraft Server

catastrophe, CraftyPutinsDisaster, diplomatic tensions, government response, historical event, international relations, investigation, Kursk, leadership failure, media coverage, memorial, military incompetence, Minecraft, naval tragedy, political blame, public outcry, putin, Remembrance, russia, Server, submarine disaster, tragedy aftermath, Zelensky

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Players:	90/1000	Votes:	1996
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	18	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	29
Horror Stories Survived:	1	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2
Divine Spears Created:	17	Treasure Maps Found:	6
Enchanted Forests Planted:	9	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	28
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	20	Dragon Eggs Found:	6900
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Pirate Ships Captured:	3
Goblin Markets Raided:	7	Cursed Taverns Survived:	4

lol come join our epic minecraft server where we have more explosions than Kursk! we got more drama than Putin and Zelensky combined, you won’t believe the chaos that goes down here! join if you wanna be part of the craziest minecraft community ever, trust me you won’t regret it! we got more twists and turns than a rollercoaster, so buckle up and get ready for the ride of your life! come join us now and see what all the hype is about, you won’t be disappointed!

KurskCraft: Helicopter Mishap!

accident, Army, Attack, Conflict, convoy, Defense, Destroys, Destruction, forces, Helicopter, Hits, Incident, Kursk region, KurskCraft, Military, mishap, mistake, mistakenly, Msta-S, russia, Russian, War

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Players:	107/800	Votes:	2330
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3	Cursed Taverns Survived:	1
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3	Crystal Caves Mapped:	10
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3	Powerful Allies Recruited:	2
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	49
Dimension Hops:	7	Curse of Binding Applied:	1
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	6	Arcane Towers Raised:	4
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3	Eclipse Rings Activated:	2

come join our minecraft server where we have russian helicopters flying around like crazy! one time, a helicopter mistakenly hit a russian military convoy in the kursk region and destroyed its own “msta-s” tank! it was so wild, you won’t believe it! if you want non-stop action and chaos, this is the server for you. plus, we have a secret underground base where we keep all the rarest loot and treasures. join now and be a part of the madness!

ChowderCraft: Soup or Cereal?

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Players:	104/600	Votes:	1586
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Forbidden Tomes Read:	5	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2
Buildings Constructed:	19	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	7	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	5
Dark Rituals Completed:	3	Pirate Ships Captured:	2
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3	Elemental Crystals Collected:	87
Lost Cities Unearthed:	3	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	5

come join dis minecraft server where we serve up clam chowder like no other! our soup is so epic, it’s like a cereal for your soul! imagine slurping up those creamy, chunky bites while building epic castles and battling creepers. it’s a whole new level of gaming experience, like diving into a bowl of deliciousness while fighting off zombies. trust me, once you taste our clam chowder, you’ll never want to leave this server! so come on in and get ready for a wild ride of soup-tastic adventures!

CovidCraft: The Diagnostic Escape

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Players:	96/300	Votes:	7289
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Legendary Items Repaired:	7	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5	Living Shadows Defeated:	5
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2
Evil Twin Fights:	1	Pirate Ships Captured:	1
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	8	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	7
Volcanoes Explored:	3	Runes Activated:	2
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	23	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	11

so, like, u know how u always wanted to play minecraft but u also wanted to, like, save the world at the same time? well, this server is the answer to all ur prayers!

join our server and u will be transported to a magical land where u can fight off the evil forces of long covid with ur trusty diamond sword! our researchers have discovered a secret diagnostic test hidden in the depths of the mines, and only the bravest of players can find it and save the world!

but wait, there’s more! not only will u be saving the world, but u will also be able to ride on the backs of flying pigs and battle giant chickens in epic boss fights! and if u get tired of all the action, u can relax in our luxurious diamond castle and sip on potions of infinite health.

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BarebonesMP: The Vanilla Server for Adults Only (No Kids Allowed, Seriously)

Adults, Allowed, BarebonesMP, Cheating, Community, Creative, Discord, discrimination, Events, Griefing, HACKING, Kids, Map Reset, Minecraft, mob farms, multiplayer, Plugins, PvP, resource pack, respectful, rules, Semi Vanilla, Server, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	97/700	Votes:	8220
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	56	Sentient Weapons Trained:	1
Endless Mazes Conquered:	3	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	16
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	8	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	4
Cursed Scrolls Read:	2	Phantom Blocks Placed:	7
Demonic Pacts Formed:	1	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	18
Enchanted Forests Planted:	3	Wilderness Tamed:	12
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Curse of Binding Applied:	4

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BareBonesMP Minecraft Server

Overview:

IP: play.barebonesmp.com
Bedrock IP: play.barebonesmp.com:19132
Discord Link: https://barebonesmp.com/discord/
Dynmap: https://map.barebonesmp.com
Website: https://barebonesmp.com/

Features:

24-7 Server Uptime and Over 4 Years Online!
Vanilla Gameplay with QoL Enhancing Plugins
Statistic Leaderboards, 50% Sleep, Player/Mob Heads, Armor Stand Tools, & More Tweaks!
Dedicated Server with No Lag
Custom World Generation with Terralith and Structory for the overworld
Custom Resource pack
3D WEB MAP FOR ALL DIMENSIONS
Active Discord & Community
Optional Proximity Voice Chat
Cross-Discord/In-game Text Chat
Optional, built-in Creative server using our settings to test/prebuild your builds!
Community Events, Giveaways, and more Every Month!
Map was Reset on August 5th, 2024

Server Rules:

No Griefing or Stealing
No Hacking, Cheating, or using client-side mods that give unfair advantages
No Abusing Minecraft or Server Exploits. Please report them ASAP!
Absolutely NO discrimination of any kind
Be Respectful and kind to other members
Do not threaten or be excessively toxic or flame other community members
The keyword is andesite
No Advertising or Spamming other members
No lagging/crashing our servers. Excessive mob farms/machines can be removed without notice
PVP is allowed if both users have PVP enabled and agree to the fight. Do not try to bait people into PVP

”14 Y/O’s Stupid Minecraft Server”

14 years old, acting strange, Anonymity, Gaming Community, gaming habits, Having Fun, Identity, Minecraft, online behavior, online experiences, online gaming, online identity, online persona, personal growth, playing online video games, pretending to be a girl, SELF AWARENESS, Server, social interactions, stupid, virtual world, yos..

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Players:	94/1000	Votes:	3105
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Potions Brewed:	62	Magical Familiars Summoned:	2
Immortal Anvils Forged:	11	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	10
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	13	Votes:	7237
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	56	Horror Stories Survived:	2
Battle Standards Raised:	5	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	32
Dragons Tamed:	7	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3
Spectral Entities Defeated:	3	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6

Are you tired of pretending to be someone you’re not in online games? Well, have we got the server for you! Join us for a wild ride where everyone is encouraged to be their weirdest, most outrageous selves.

Imagine a world where you can be a talking unicorn riding a flying pig, while battling against a horde of zombie chickens. Sound too good to be true? Well, on our server, anything is possible!

But that’s not all! We have secret underground dungeons filled with treasure, hidden portals to alternate dimensions, and even a dance party every Friday night with DJ Creepers spinning the hottest tracks.

So why wait? Join us now and let your freak flag fly high! Who knows, you may even discover a side of yourself you never knew existed. Welcome to the craziest Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter!

SuomiSquad Minecraft SMP: The Finns’ Folly

#Finns, Behavior, Communication, culture, customs, Explaining, finland, FINNISH, Folly, heritage, History, Identity, Language, long tail, Minecraft, national pride, Nordic, people, Scandinavia, smp, social norms, society, Stereotypes, SuomiSquad, Traditions

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Players:	101/100	Votes:	1479
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Void Gems Collected:	12	Meteorite Armor Created:	28
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Phantom Knights Defeated:	5
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	12	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3
Underground Cities Explored:	4	Sentient Weapons Trained:	7
Ores Mined:	5384	Portal Loops Escaped:	1
Cursed Scrolls Read:	1	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1
Secret Passages Found:	3	Players Killed by Monsters:	3338

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old rules and players? Well, look no further because on this server, we have a group of Finnish players who are up to some shenanigans that will leave you scratching your head!

Join us if you want to witness Finnish players building giant saunas in the middle of the ocean, riding polar bears into battle, and creating pixel art of famous Finnish landmarks like the Moomin Valley.

But that’s not all! Our Finnish players have a secret underground bunker where they hoard all the diamonds and emeralds, and if you can find it, you’ll be rewarded with riches beyond your wildest dreams.

So come join us on this wacky Minecraft SMP and see what the Finnish players have been up to. Just be prepared to answer some tough questions about why they do the things they do!

BrotherlyGrudge Minecraft Server

abandonment, Apology, brother, BrotherlyGrudge, class disruption, college, derailed life, family, guidance counselor, high school, homelessness, kicked out, mad, Minecraft, misunderstanding, music equipment, parents, personal property, Resentment, Server, smoking weed, unresolved conflict, Upset

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Players:	108/600	Votes:	9978
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	3	Cursed Taverns Survived:	4
Alien Abductions:	1	Chaos Gates Opened:	0
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	27	Demonic Pacts Formed:	1
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2	Immortal Anvils Forged:	9
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	12

Are you tired of dealing with family drama and facing homelessness? Then come join our Minecraft server where you can escape reality and build your own virtual paradise! Our server is a safe haven for all those who have been kicked out by their parents for ridiculous reasons like smoking weed or wanting to retrieve their own belongings.

Join us and let go of the past, just like how you can let go of all your worries while playing on our server. Build your dream home, explore new worlds, and make new friends who understand the struggles of being misunderstood by family members.

Don’t let your little brother’s grudge hold you back from enjoying life to the fullest. Come join us and create a new story for yourself, one where you are the hero of your own journey. Who needs a house key when you have a whole virtual world waiting for you to conquer? Join now and leave the real world drama behind!

DoggyDineDenial

aita, Asshole, bar, Call, Ditched, dog, DoggyDineDenial, Friends, idiot, indoors, LAUGHING, night, Plans, REJECTED, RESERVATION, Restaurant, small dogs, Upscale, upscale steakhouse, wasted time, Weirdo

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Players:	106/900	Votes:	1685
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Teleportation Mishaps:	5	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2
Epic Mounts Acquired:	5	Cursed Scrolls Read:	1
Forbidden Relics Collected:	5	Horror Stories Survived:	5
Ancient Ruins Explored:	1	Soul Swords Wielded:	3
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	10
Zombie Dances:	8	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2
Demon Skulls Collected:	43	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1

Are you tired of being denied entry to fancy restaurants because you brought your pet dinosaur with you? Look no further, join our Minecraft server where all creatures are welcome, no matter how big or small!

Imagine a world where you can dine at a virtual steakhouse with your pet dragon by your side, no questions asked. No more awkward phone calls with friends explaining why your T-Rex couldn’t come in for dinner.

Don’t be like the guy who got ditched by his friend for bringing his dogs to a restaurant, be a part of our server where everyone is free to bring their wildest companions along for the adventure. Who needs friends when you have a Minecraft server full of accepting players and their crazy pets? Join now and unleash the madness!

RIP ChattingCraft SMP

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Players:	110/500	Votes:	1746
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	10	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	2
Magical Moments Shared:	14	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	6
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2	Immortal Potions Brewed:	10
Hidden Passages Discovered:	7	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	4
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Divine Scrolls Written:	25
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	2	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	10

Looking for a Minecraft SMP that will have you dying of laughter? Look no further! Our server is so hilarious, even the mobs can’t stop laughing! Join us for epic build battles, crazy pranks, and unforgettable moments. Who needs therapy when you have our server to lift your spirits? Plus, rumor has it that our server is so fun, even the ghosts of players past can’t resist coming back for one more laugh! Join now and prepare to die… of laughter!

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