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| Players: | 100/800 | Votes: | 9014 |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Living Statues Befriended: | 1 | Cursed Lands Purified: | 6 |
| Forbidden Doors Opened: | 3 | Lost Artifacts Recovered: | 1 |
| Warlock Amulets Crafted: | 15 | Crystal Palaces Visited: | 1 |
| Powerful Allies Recruited: | 8 | Ghost Trains Ridden: | 1 |
| Forgotten Legends Remembered: | 9 | Secret Libraries Discovered: | 5 |
| Dragon Eggs Found: | 2388 | Dragon Eggs Found: | 517 |
| Phantom Knights Defeated: | 6 | Reality Warps Survived: | 0 |
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