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UglyMiningCraft

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Players:	97/1000	Votes:	2487
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Cursed Scrolls Read:	5	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2
Wailing Winds Heard:	4	Shattered Realms Restored:	2
Enchanted Forests Planted:	3	Lunar Scepters Activated:	11
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8	Mythical Swords Crafted:	81
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	8	Talking Trees Consulted:	2
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Chaos Gates Opened:	1
Glitched Entities Encountered:	3	Cursed Statues Activated:	2

Trying to mine diamonds with a wooden pickaxe on our Minecraft server! But hey, that’s just one of the many reasons why you should join us.

Picture this: you’re peacefully building your dream castle when suddenly a herd of zombie pigs riding on chickens come charging at you. Don’t worry, on our server, this is a daily occurrence and we have a team of ninja llamas ready to protect you at all costs.

And if that’s not enough to convince you, how about the fact that our server is home to the legendary dancing creepers? That’s right, these explosive little guys bust a move every time you defeat them in battle. Who wouldn’t want to witness that?

So come join us on our Minecraft server for a wild and wacky adventure like no other. Just remember, looking attractive while playing is not guaranteed!

KerchCraft Minecraft Server

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Players:	92/600	Votes:	9962
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Lost Cities Unearthed:	4	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	2
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	3	Towns Built:	9
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3	Void Armor Forged:	28
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	17	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Animals Bred:	161
Teleportation Mishaps:	3	Haunted Chests Opened:	7

come join our epic minecraft server where the only explosions you’ll see are from creeper attacks and the only fire you’ll encounter is from accidentally setting your house on fire with a misplaced lava bucket! forget about real life drama and immerse yourself in a world where the only news reports are about epic battles and daring adventures. join now for a chance to witness legendary battles between players and mobs, and maybe even stumble upon a hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds and emeralds! who needs real life drama when you can have all the excitement you need in our crazy minecraft world? join now and let the fun begin!

KurskCraft: Crimea Escape

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Players:	97/200	Votes:	3258
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Volcanoes Explored:	3	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	11
Mines Excavated:	2426	Meteorite Armor Created:	13
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	9	Epic Battles Fought:	20
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	7
Cursed Taverns Survived:	4	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	74
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1	Dragonkin Hatched:	2
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Astral Mages Summoned:	1

LOL come join our epic Minecraft server where we have Kursk residents getting evacuated to Crimea for a wild adventure! Build your own bunker to hide from the chaos or team up with the evacuees to create a secret underground society. Watch out for radioactive creepers and mutant villagers roaming around causing mayhem. Join now for the ultimate post-apocalyptic experience, where anything can happen!

WildfireCraft2023

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Players:	90/700	Votes:	9657
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Farms Harvested:	545
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Lost Souls Rescued:	6
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	7	Magical Moments Shared:	11
Haunted Forests Traversed:	7	Dark Rituals Completed:	5
Living Statues Befriended:	1	Rainbows Spotted:	1
World-Altering Spells Cast:	0	Spectral Entities Defeated:	6
Void Gems Collected:	14	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	19

join our minecraft server and save the world from global wildfires! we got magical powers that can control the weather and stop those pesky fires from spreading. come build your own fireproof fortress and protect the land from the wrath of mother nature. plus, you can ride on the backs of flying pigs and shoot rainbows out of your hands. who needs climate change when you have a minecraft server like this?! join now and be a hero in a world of blocky chaos!

BloodSpillMinecraftServer

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Players:	106/200	Votes:	8397
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Ancient Ruins Explored:	5	Legendary Items Repaired:	3
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	9
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3	Astral Orbs Gathered:	15
Rune Stones Activated:	12	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	11
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	1	Wyrmholes Dug:	8
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	8	Shadow Realms Conquered:	1
Eerie Music Discs Played:	3	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	4

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no excitement or drama? Well, look no further because our server is where all the action is at! Join us and witness epic battles between players, where alliances are formed and broken in the blink of an eye. Will Yoshida spill blood again at the next Final Fantasy XIV fanfest? Only time will tell, but one thing’s for sure – you won’t want to miss out on the chaos and mayhem that our server has to offer. So grab your pickaxe and get ready for a wild ride unlike any other!

InflateNoMore Minecraft SMP

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Players:	103/800	Votes:	7186
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Void Gems Collected:	27	Epic Battles Fought:	11
Magical Frogs Kissed:	2	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5	Chaos Gates Opened:	3
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	19	Magic Wands Crafted:	10
Paranormal Events Investigated:	4	Magical Moments Shared:	7
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	6	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3
Secret Passages Found:	2	Goblin Markets Raided:	9

Are you tired of boring old SMPs where the only thing inflating is the egos of the players? Well, look no further because our server has the solution to economic inflation! We use a top-secret technology that involves trading diamonds for dirt blocks to keep the economy stable.

Join us and witness the epic saga of Ron Rule, the legendary player who single-handedly saved the server from financial ruin by building a giant dirt castle that brought prosperity to all. Will you be the next hero to rise up and conquer the economy with your dirt trading skills?

Don’t miss out on the chance to be part of this wacky and wild adventure! Join now and experience the thrill of economic stability like never before. Who knew Minecraft could be so exciting and financially responsible?

SassySMP: AnimalTrashTalk

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Players:	102/800	Votes:	3826
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Eclipse Rings Activated:	2	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3
Talking Trees Consulted:	1	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1	Wilderness Tamed:	9
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	14	Royal Decrees Issued:	2
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	3	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	50	Runes Activated:	2

Welcome to the most chaotic Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience! Picture this: a world where pigs insult you, cows gossip about your building skills, and chickens constantly squawk about how you’re not wearing the latest diamond armor.

Join our server if you’re ready to face the sassiest animals in Minecraft. Our pig mayor, Sir Oinksalot, will demand tribute in the form of carrots and will throw a fit if you don’t comply. The cow council will judge your farming techniques and the chicken choir will critique your redstone contraptions.

But don’t worry, it’s not all insults and drama. The sheep are known for their stand-up comedy routines, the wolves host epic dance parties in the forest, and the llamas offer guided tours of the server’s most scenic spots.

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s unlike any other, come join us and see which animal truly is the rudest of them all!

CraftyBanterMC

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Players:	93/800	Votes:	6341
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Meteorite Armor Created:	21	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	97
Buildings Constructed:	27	Mines Excavated:	2093
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1	Paranormal Events Investigated:	4
Evil Lairs Raided:	6	Magical Ponies Rescued:	3
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2	Dragons Tamed:	3
Divine Spears Created:	15	Cursed Villages Purged:	1
Crystal Caves Mapped:	4	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0

Are you tired of boring old relationships that never have any drama or excitement? Well, look no further because on our Minecraft server, we guarantee that you will have conversations that will forever change your relationship with someone!

Picture this: you’re peacefully mining for diamonds when suddenly your friend reveals a deep dark secret that completely shatters your trust in them. Or maybe you accidentally let slip a secret of your own that causes chaos among your group of friends.

Join our server for the most intense and game-changing conversations you’ll ever have in Minecraft. Who knew that virtual block building could lead to such intense emotional turmoil? Don’t miss out on the drama, join now!

IndieGamerProtestCraft

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Players:	105/200	Votes:	5637
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Ghost Trains Ridden:	2	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	9
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	70	Falling into the Void:	2
Magic Items Found:	7583	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	3
Dragonkin Hatched:	2	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2	Ores Mined:	894
Dragons Tamed:	3	Astral Mages Summoned:	2

Yo, u gotta join dis cray cray Minecraft server cuz it’s like a party up in here! We got tens of thousands of women protestin’ like it’s India’s Independence Day every day! And get this, it all started cuz some medic got murdured! Like, whaaat?! Join now and be part of the revolution, buildin’ and protestin’ like there’s no tomorrow! Plus, we got unicorns and rainbows and all dat good stuff, so why wait? Come join da fun!

TrumpCraft Minecraft Server

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Players:	103/700	Votes:	585
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Soul Contracts Signed:	5
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	8
Cursed Lands Purified:	7	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3
Infinity Stones Found:	6	Underground Cities Explored:	4
Gryphons Tamed:	4	Pirate Ships Raided:	3
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	18
Epic Battles Fought:	20	Void Gems Collected:	34

Are you tired of building boring old houses in Minecraft? Well, do we have the server for you! Join us on our server where all houses must be built in the likeness of Donald Trump! That’s right, build your very own Trump Tower complete with gold-plated everything and a combover roof that will make your neighbors jealous.

But that’s not all! On our server, you can participate in epic battles where you can throw giant golden bricks at your enemies and shout “You’re fired!” as you defeat them. And if that’s not enough, we have a secret underground bunker where you can hide from creepers and zombies, just like the real Donald Trump would do.

So come join us on our server and make Minecraft great again! (Disclaimer: This server is not affiliated with the actual Donald Trump in any way, shape, or form. Please don’t sue us.)