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Players: | 109/800 | Votes: | 4106 |
Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
Dragon Eggs Found: | 7100 | Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: | 2 |
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: | 3 | Nether Portals Gone Wrong: | 2 |
Mythical Relics Collected: | 10 | Immortal Potions Brewed: | 6 |
Paranormal Events Investigated: | 1 | Forbidden Relics Collected: | 4 |
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: | 10 | Quantum Bards Serenaded: | 5 |
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: | 2 | Divine Relics Bestowed: | 10 |
Epic Mounts Acquired: | 7 | Crystal Palaces Visited: | 1 |
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