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Woe is Me Minecraft Server

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Players:	104/700	Votes:	8297
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2	Haunted Forests Traversed:	3
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5	Crystal Caves Mapped:	9
Mythical Relics Collected:	9	Forbidden Tomes Read:	7
Enchanted Forests Planted:	12	Titan Hearts Harvested:	2
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1	Chaos Gates Opened:	1
Magical Ponies Rescued:	3	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3
Animals Bred:	23	Cursed Scrolls Read:	1

Join our Minecraft server and you’ll never have to worry about embarrassing bathroom mishaps like this again! Our server is so immersive, you’ll forget you even have bodily functions. Plus, our virtual toilets are always clean and never clogged! So come join us and leave your real-life bathroom disasters behind. Just make sure to keep those cheeks clenched while playing!

/Mine/Craft/SMP/ – Mining and Crafting Shenanigans

A Thousand Floating Dreams, character builds, Chromatic Ode of Candies and Roses, Crafting, Daily check-in rewards, Event, friendlist, genshin impact, hu tao, Kuki Shinobu, Maps, Minecraftsmp, Mining, nahida, primogems, Redeemable Codes, Sethos, Shenanigans, Simulators, Staff of Homa, The Rainbow Destined to Burn, Third-Party Tools, Trailer, useful links, Version 5.1, Wiki, Xingqiu

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Players:	98/200	Votes:	8544
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Cursed Amulets Found:	4	Royal Decrees Issued:	2
Pirate Ships Raided:	1	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4	Undead Armies Raised:	1
Talking Trees Consulted:	2	Zombie Dances:	8
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4
Cursed Scrolls Read:	1	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	15
Mines Excavated:	1447	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP server where the rainbow is destined to burn brighter than ever before! Join us for a wild ride filled with Hu Tao, Nahida, Sethos, Xingqiu, and Kuki Shinobu causing chaos and mayhem. Our current weapon banner features the Staff of Homa (Polearm) and A Thousand Floating Dreams (Catalyst) – perfect for unleashing your inner warrior!

Embark on the event “Chromatic Ode of Candies and Roses” and witness the most epic battles you’ve ever seen in Minecraft history. Daily check-in rewards are waiting for you, so don’t miss out on the chance to claim your loot!

But that’s not all – we have redeemable codes with Primogems that will make your jaw drop. Just imagine all the epic gear you can get with those bad boys. And if you need any help or tips, our useful links section has everything you need to dominate the server.

So what are you waiting for? Join us on this insane adventure and let’s make Minecraft history together!

SnapCraft – Marvel Snap Server

alliances, Bot Recognition, Card Series, Collection Progression, Collection Tracker, Comic recommendations, Cosmic Cubes, Deck, Discord, FAQ, Frame Break, Ladder Ranks, Marvel, Marvel snap, Marvel Snap General, official site, Orange Card, Rarity, Resources, Server, Singleton, Snap, Snapcraft, tutorial, Ultimate Snapping Strategy

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Players:	103/800	Votes:	3374
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Endless Staircases Climbed:	1
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4	Crystal Wands Charged:	10
Forbidden Tomes Read:	7	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1
Void Armor Forged:	20	Crops Grown:	3704
Gryphons Tamed:	2	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2
Runes Activated:	5	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3
Love Letters Sent:	16	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more lit than the Nether? Look no further than our server, where the creepers are as friendly as villagers on a Sunday morning!

Join our server for a chance to win the prestigious Orange Card GOOD Edition! It’s rarer than a diamond block in a desert biome!

Our server is so epic, it’s like the GOTY CCG of Minecraft servers. Build your deck with 12 card singletons and battle it out in 3 lanes. Win 2 lanes and you’ll be rolling in cosmic cubes faster than you can say “Ender Dragon”.

Unlock card series in a totally random order, because who needs logic in Minecraft anyway? Upgrade every card to green rarity ASAP and watch your Collection Level skyrocket faster than Steve running from a horde of zombies.

But wait, there’s more! Snap once per match to double the stakes and send your opponents crying back to their dirt huts. And if you’re lucky, you might even reveal your cards first and blind your enemies with your glowing portrait.

Join our server now and become part of the official /snap/ Alliances like [VGS] /snap/ and [VGS] /snap/’s Step Sister. The only requirement? Be as active as a charged creeper on a mission.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server today and start crafting your way to victory! Just remember, watch out for those sneaky bots – they’re more dangerous than a pack of angry wolves on a full moon night!

Slippery Phone Case Minecraft SMP

CASE, Minecraft, Phone, phone accessories, phone accessory, phone care, phone case, phone cover, phone discomfort, phone drop protection, phone durability, phone grip, phone handling, phone holder, phone maintenance, phone necessity, phone protection, phone safety, phone security, phone slip prevention, phone usability, Slippery, slippery phone, smp, uncomfortable phone

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Players:	110/800	Votes:	8035
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	1	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	6
Enchanted Armories Found:	10	Backwards Speech Heard:	6
Curse of Binding Applied:	2	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	9
Haunted Forests Traversed:	3	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	15
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	4	Cursed Scrolls Read:	4
Talking Trees Consulted:	5	Enchanted Forests Planted:	3

Tired of your phone slipping out of your hand like a greased-up pig at a county fair? Well, imagine a Minecraft SMP where everything is so wild and crazy, you’ll need a case on your virtual blocks just to keep them in line! Join us for epic adventures, insane builds, and non-stop laughs. Plus, rumor has it that the server is actually run by a group of mischievous llamas who love to prank unsuspecting players. So come on, grab your pickaxe and join us for a slippery, slidey good time!

RoboCraft Minecraft Server

autistic, Deadlock, Dota 2, friendless, Fun, Furry, Gaming Community, Gay, INCLUSIVE, Losers, Minecraft, multiplayer, normies, online gaming, robocraft, robot friends, rocket league, Server, shut ins, small group, socializing, Vidya games, Virgins

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Players:	108/700	Votes:	1214
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Mythical Quests Completed:	22
Whispering Caves Entered:	8	Living Shadows Defeated:	2
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	4	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	19	Glorious Feasts Held:	7
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0	Evil Lairs Raided:	6
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3	Vanishing Structures Built:	5
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2

Are you tired of playing Minecraft alone like a lonely loser? Well, fear not my fellow friendless virgins, because our server is the perfect place for you! We have a small group of robots who are always down for some epic gaming sessions, whether it’s Deadlock, Dota 2, or Rocket League.

But beware, we have a strict “no normies” policy. That’s right, if you’re a furry faggot or just into general gay shit, this server is not for you. Only the most autistic, friendless losers, and shut-ins are welcome here. So come join us for some epic adventures and make some new robot friends along the way!

Single To Me Minecraft SMP

boyfriend problems, dating challenges, dating drama, dating humor, dating memes, dating preferences, dating struggles, funny dating quotes, interracial couples, interracial dating, Minecraft, mixed race relationships, racial preferences, relationship advice, relationship humor, relationship memes, Relationship Status, single, Single life, smp

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Players:	101/600	Votes:	1309
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Divine Relics Bestowed:	11	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4
Astral Projections Made:	0	Soul Swords Wielded:	1
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1	Cursed Amulets Found:	4
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	1
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	8	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3
Paranormal Events Investigated:	4	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	12
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	4	Crystal Palaces Visited:	1

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where the only drama is over who stole whose diamonds? Well, look no further because our SMP is like a soap opera on steroids! We’ve got scandalous love triangles, epic battles over who gets to build the biggest castle, and even a mysterious player who goes by the name “Lil Timmy” causing chaos wherever he goes. So if you’re ready for a wild ride filled with laughs, tears, and maybe a little bit of creepers blowing up your house, then join us today! Who knows, you might just find your soulmate or your arch-nemesis in this crazy world of blocks and pixels.

Meedway server Minecraft

bibu, Bosses, Challenges, COOKIES, Dungeons, Magic, meedway, Minecraft, mmorpg, Monsters, Pets

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Players:	107/100	Votes:	8229
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Vanishing Items Found:	6	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	11
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	43	Cozy Campfires Lit:	11
Backwards Speech Heard:	6	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2
Hidden Passages Discovered:	2	Horror Stories Survived:	5
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	9
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6	Goblin Markets Raided:	9
Celestial Beings Befriended:	3	Players Killed by Monsters:	871

This is a real MMORPG server in Minecraft!

Aren’t you afraid to plunge into the world of cruel bosses, monsters, dungeons and cute pets?

Then challenges await you!

Download bibu?, and we have cookies with magic)

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Blocky Jokester Minecraft Server

blocky, comedic relief, comedic timing, comedy, comedy sketches, funny dialogue, Funny Moments, funny one liners, funny situations, funny storytelling, humor, humor in conversation, humor in everyday life, humor quotes, humorous anecdotes, humorous observations, jokes, jokester, Laughter, Minecraft, Server, where was the funny, where was the humor, witty banter

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Players:	110/600	Votes:	4198
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3	Secret Passages Found:	3
Rainbows Spotted:	5	Astral Mages Summoned:	1
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	20	Magic Items Found:	3741
Legendary Scepters Created:	2	Epic Mounts Acquired:	5
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	7
Immortal Potions Brewed:	10	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	13
Magical Frogs Kissed:	4	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is watching grass grow? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, wackiest, and most hilarious place to be in the Minecraft universe!

Join us for epic adventures like riding pigs off cliffs, battling evil chickens with diamond swords, and building giant statues of your favorite memes. Our community is full of quirky characters who will keep you laughing for hours on end.

But that’s not all! We also have special events like the annual “Troll Olympics” where players compete in ridiculous challenges like parkour courses made entirely of slime blocks and fishing for rare items in a pool of lava.

So why wait? Join our server now and experience the most outrageous Minecraft shenanigans you’ve ever seen. Trust us, you won’t regret it (or maybe you will, but in a hilarious way)!

Hungry Gamer Minecraft SMP

#gamer, christmas, christmas decorations, Christmas joy, christmas lights, Christmas spirit, christmas tree, Christmas vibes, Festive, HG, holiday celebration, holiday cheer, holiday festivities, holiday magic, holiday movie, holiday season, holiday season vibes, holiday tradition, Hunger Games, Hungry, location, Minecraft, smp, winter wonderland

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Players:	90/800	Votes:	135
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	6	Lunar Scepters Activated:	9
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	156	Void Armor Forged:	27
Secret Guilds Joined:	4	Forbidden Tomes Read:	7
Forbidden Relics Collected:	0	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	1
Mines Excavated:	4913	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2
Alien Abductions:	3	Astral Orbs Gathered:	9
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Dragon Eggs Found:	757

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, located in the magical land of CHRISTMAS! Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

1. Santa Claus is our admin! That’s right, jolly old Saint Nick himself is in charge of keeping our server running smoothly. And rumor has it, if you’ve been good this year, he might even drop some extra special loot for you.

2. Our spawn point is a giant gingerbread house! You can literally spawn inside a delicious, edible house. Just try not to eat it all before you start your adventure.

3. The mobs are all decked out in festive attire. Imagine fighting off zombie elves and skeleton reindeer while wearing your best ugly Christmas sweater. It’s a sight to behold.

4. We have a secret portal that leads straight to the North Pole. Who knows what kind of mischief you’ll get into when you step through that magical gateway.

So come join us in our Christmas-themed Minecraft SMP, where the snow is always falling and the holiday cheer never ends. Just make sure to watch out for the Grinch – he’s been known to grief a few builds in his day.

Captain Sailing On Minecraft Server

Battles, captain, codeswitching, course, CREW, Dark, Friends, hard to starboard, healthy waters, lose our way, magic music box, Minecraft, new ones, Newbies, pepes, riggings, sailing, serendipitous, Server, Space, sword, tango

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Players:	100/500	Votes:	2934
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Holy Grails Found:	1	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3	Meteorite Armor Created:	19
Lunar Scepters Activated:	6	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5
Divine Spears Created:	22	Eclipse Rings Activated:	1
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	11	Legendary Titles Earned:	3
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1	Immortal Potions Brewed:	4
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5

Ahoy there, mateys! Do ye seek adventure on the high seas of Minecraft? Well, look no further than our server, where the waters are as healthy as a pirate’s diet of rum and grog!

Join us as we embark on epic quests, battling cleaner and rarer foes, and dancing with danger in the dark abyss. With magic music boxes and new pepes to befriend, there’s never a dull moment on our server.

So hoist the sails, steer hard to starboard, and prepare for 5 hours of non-stop action. Don’t lose your way this time, or you’ll walk the plank with the ghostly crew!

Join us now, or risk missing out on the most epic Minecraft adventure of your life! Argh, me hearties!