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BanEvader Minecraft Server

BanEvader, Bans, Coke, controversy, evading, evading bans, free, getting paid, Hot Pockets, internet, Janny, Minecraft, Mystery, online behavior, payment, Reposting, Server, shame, SneedThread, trolling, unethical behavior, unknown

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Players:	95/1000	Votes:	3598
Rating:	4.3 / 5
New Chunks Explored:	243564	Eclipse Rings Activated:	3
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4
Phantom Rings Equipped:	9	Mines Excavated:	4716
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	8	Underground Cities Explored:	4
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	50	Soul Swords Wielded:	1
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Orbs of Power Found:	4
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	19	Crystal Wands Charged:	20

Are you tired of getting banned for no reason on other servers? Well, look no further because on our server, bans are just a myth like Bigfoot or aliens! We have a Janny who will never catch you reposting SneedThread because he’s too busy eating Hot Pockets and drinking Coke. And the best part? He does it all for free! So come join our server where the only thing getting banned is boring gameplay.

LivingRoomLonerNoMore

Boundaries, comfort, Communication, compromise, consideration, Couch, Frustration, husband, inconsiderate, living room, LivingRoomLonerNoMore, noise pollution, quality time, relationship, sectional, sleeping habits, Snoring, TV, Understanding, video games

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Players:	106/100	Votes:	995
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	6	Invisible Walls Found:	3
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	10
Mineshafts Explored:	2	Eerie Music Discs Played:	6
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	10
Arcane Towers Raised:	3	Forbidden Relics Collected:	1
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	16

Are you tired of your husband turning your living room into a snore fest every night? Join our Minecraft server and escape the noisy snores of reality! On our server, you can build a fortress of pillows to block out the snoring sounds or create a potion that makes snoring disappear completely.

Imagine a world where you can game in peace without the interruption of loud snores. Our server offers a safe haven for all those who are tired of being woken up by their partner’s nighttime symphonies. Join us now and say goodbye to snore-induced rage!

RespectlessCraft Minecraft Server

arrogance, BETRAYAL, deceitful actions, dishonesty, disloyalty, disrespectful behavior., ENTITLEMENT, Hypocrisy, Incompetence, insincerity, lack of accountability, lack of empathy, lack of integrity, lack of manners, laziness, Losing respect, Manipulation, Minecraft, RespectlessCraft, rudeness, Selfishness, Server, unprofessionalism

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Players:	97/100	Votes:	4553
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Immortal Anvils Forged:	12	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	2
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	9	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	2
Phantom Rings Equipped:	7	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1	Undead Armies Raised:	1
Glitched Entities Encountered:	0	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	5	Alternate Realities Explored:	4

If you don’t join our Minecraft server, you’ll lose respect faster than a creeper blowing up your diamond stash! Our server is so lit, even Endermen are doing the Macarena to get in. Don’t be a square, join us and become part of the most epic block party in the virtual world. Trust us, you don’t want to miss out on all the shenanigans and tomfoolery that goes down on our server. So grab your pickaxe and let’s mine, build, and troll our way to glory!

SmellCraft LoveFunk

alluring whiff, appealing fragrance, captivating odor, charming aroma, delightful funk, enchanting funk, enjoyable stink, enticing smell, fascinating scent, favorite scent, intriguing smell, love, LoveFunk, odd odor, peculiar fragrance, pleasant stench, quirky aroma, SmellCraft, strange scent, unique fragrance, unusual aroma, weird smell

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Players:	106/400	Votes:	1196
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Celestial Crowns Worn:	4	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0
Evil Twin Fights:	4	Talking Trees Consulted:	1
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	27	Secret Guilds Joined:	5
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Ancient Ruins Explored:	1
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	9

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that smell like stale Doritos and sadness? Well, look no further because our server smells like freshly baked cookies mixed with unicorn farts! Yes, you heard that right, unicorn farts. Join our server for a magical experience unlike any other.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to a secret underground society of talking chickens who are plotting to take over the world with their superior egg-laying abilities. Will you join forces with them or stand against their fluffy tyranny?

And if that’s not enough to entice you, we also have a hidden treasure chest filled with enchanted diamonds guarded by a pack of mischievous llamas wearing top hats. Can you outsmart these dapper camelids and claim the riches for yourself?

So come on down to our server and experience the weirdest, wildest, and most wonderful Minecraft adventure of your life. Just be sure to bring your nose plugs for the unicorn farts!

LeftLaneLunatics

country traditions, Cultural differences, cultural norms, driving habits, driving practices, hallway culture, hallway etiquette, hallway rules, left side driving, left side walking, LeftLaneLunatics, pedestrian behavior, pedestrian customs, pedestrian rules, road customs, road regulations, road rules, road safety, societal habits, traffic laws, transportation customs

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Players:	96/500	Votes:	2664
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Mimic Chests Discovered:	2	Immortal Anvils Forged:	16
Shadow Figures Spotted:	7	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	2	Dragon Eggs Found:	6257
Enchantments Applied:	83	Legendary Scepters Created:	3
Villages Defended:	12	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6
Whispering Caves Entered:	7	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1
Rune Stones Activated:	5	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	5

LOL come join our cray cray minecraft server where we drive on the left side of the road AND walk on the left side of the hallway! it’s a whole new level of chaos, you never know what’s gonna happen next!

we’ve got pigs that can fly, cows that can breakdance, and chickens that lay diamonds instead of eggs! it’s a total mind-blowing experience that you won’t find anywhere else.

plus, our admin is a talking llama who gives out free diamonds to anyone who can do the macarena while riding a pig. it’s wild, it’s wacky, it’s the best dang minecraft server you’ll ever play on!

so come on down and join the fun, because on our server, anything is possible! (except for driving on the right side of the road, that’s just crazy talk)

Minecraft server: MondaySucksCraft

busy week, comfort food, cooking at home, delicious lasagna, dinner time, easy recipe, family dinner, Favorite Food, hate Mondays, homemade meal, Italian Cuisine, LASAGNA, meal prep, Minecraft, Monday blues, Monday Night, MondaySucksCraft, sausage lover, sausage topping, Server, tasty dish, weekday blues, weekday dinner

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Players:	101/900	Votes:	7789
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Talking Trees Consulted:	1	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	4
Void Gems Collected:	18	Potions Brewed:	188
Haunted Chests Opened:	4	Reality Warps Survived:	2
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Vanishing Items Found:	3
Dragon Eggs Found:	9738	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1
Lost Cities Unearthed:	3	Living Shadows Defeated:	4
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	9	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4

Are you tired of boring Mondays ruining your vibe? Well, join our Minecraft server and we’ll turn those Mondays into fundays! We’ll teleport you straight into a world where lasagna rains from the sky and sausage toppings grow on trees. Forget about real life responsibilities and come build your dream lasagna castle with us. Who needs a job when you can have lasagna for days? Join now and let’s turn those Monday blues into lasagna hues!

BlockyBlacked Minecraft Server

ai, AI Guides, blacked, Blacked Cards, BLACKED Clothing, BlockyBlacked, BNWO Dictionary, booru, cytube, Discords, Earned Orgasms Program, Edge Count, Editing Tutorials, Magic Edition, Minecraft, NovelAI, PMV Torrent, Server, Slur Strokes, SOUNDS, Templates, tutorials, Whiteboy Denial Week

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Players:	94/200	Votes:	4501
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Dragonkin Hatched:	1
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3	Chaos Gates Opened:	3
Royal Courts Attended:	5	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	5
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	0	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	8
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6	Lunar Scepters Activated:	11
Ether Blades Crafted:	11	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	5

Welcome to our magical Minecraft server where you can unleash your inner wizard and build the most enchanting creations! Join us for Whiteboy Denial Week where you can save up your magical energy from the 1st to the 8th and release it with a bang! Share your edge count with fellow wizards and see who can hold out the longest.

Our AI, NovelAI V.3, will help you conjure up the most fantastical adventures and stories for your Minecraft world. For just $25 a month, you’ll have unlimited access to the most powerful spellbook of all time!

Dress to impress in our official BLACKED clothing line, because even wizards need to look fabulous while casting spells. And don’t forget to check out our BNWO Dictionary to learn the language of the magical realm.

Join our Slur Strokes/Earned Orgasms Program to earn rewards for your magical achievements in-game. And if you need some inspiration, check out our PMV Torrent for some spellbinding videos.

So grab your wand, hop on your broomstick, and join us on our magical Minecraft server for a truly enchanting experience!

DreamJobDoomedGF

Benefits, breadwinner, burden, career field, combined finances, dream job, DreamJobDoomedGF, family, finances, financial stress, Freelancer, hobby, long commutes, part time job, pay cut, Resentment, Sacrifices, Struggle, student loans

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Players:	92/200	Votes:	6504
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1	Legendary Heroes Trained:	7
Rune Stones Activated:	11	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	74
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	3	Falling into the Void:	3
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	6	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	6
Eerie Music Discs Played:	6	Mythical Swords Crafted:	36

🌟 Welcome to our Minecraft server! 🌟

Looking for a server where you can escape the real world drama and dive into a world of blocks and adventure? Look no further! Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy stories and outrageous reasons to play!

🤣 Picture this: You’re mining away, minding your own business, when suddenly a herd of exploding sheep come charging at you! It’s chaos, it’s hilarious, it’s our server!

🔥 Need a break from the daily grind? Join us and participate in our epic building competitions where the winner gets a lifetime supply of virtual diamonds! Who needs real money when you have shiny virtual gems, right?

🚀 Explore our server and stumble upon secret realms filled with unicorns, rainbows, and dancing llamas! Trust us, you won’t find this level of insanity anywhere else.

💸 And hey, if you ever feel like you’re carrying the burden of your virtual finances, don’t worry! Our server economy is booming, and you can make a fortune selling virtual dirt blocks. Who needs a real job when you can be a virtual dirt tycoon?

So come on over and join the fun! Who needs real-life drama when you can have a blast on our Minecraft server? See you in the virtual world! 🎮✨

KindCraft Server: Kindness Edition

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Players:	94/500	Votes:	7428
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Epic Bosses Defeated:	0	Infernal Machines Built:	1
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2
Celestial Beings Befriended:	0	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	3
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5
Legendary Items Repaired:	5	Eclipse Rings Activated:	4
Cursed Villages Purged:	4	Reality Warps Survived:	0
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2

Picture this: you’re wandering through the vast lands of our epic Minecraft server, minding your own business, when suddenly a stranger appears out of nowhere and hands you a diamond sword with max enchantments. You’re like, “Whoa, thanks dude!” But it doesn’t stop there. This mysterious player then leads you to a secret underground base filled with rare loot and treasure chests galore. You’re thinking, “Is this real life or just fantasy?” Well, on our server, anything is possible!

Join us and experience random acts of kindness like never before. From players building giant statues of your Minecraft character to organizing epic treasure hunts with insane rewards, our community is all about spreading joy and good vibes. So why wait? Join now and let the wackiness begin!

CraftyCussin’Land

CraftyCussinLand, crude behavior, crude remarks, disrespectful comments, disrespectful language, explicit language, explicit remarks, foul language, inappropriate language, inappropriate remarks, obscene remarks, obscene words, offensive comments, offensive language, profane language, profane remarks, shocking comments, shocking language, shocking statements, vulgar comments, vulgar language

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Players:	97/100	Votes:	9815
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Portal Loops Escaped:	2	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3
Invisible Pathways Walked:	5	Powerful Allies Recruited:	7
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4	Ores Mined:	2444
Magical Frogs Kissed:	1	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	28
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4
Emeralds Found:	9471	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	14
Astral Amulets Crafted:	45	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where people just build the same old stuff and talk about their day? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, wildest, and most outrageous place you’ll ever find in the Minecraft universe!

Join us if you want to hear the most vulgar things you’ve ever heard in your life – we’re talking villagers cursing, creepers trash-talking, and even the Ender Dragon dropping some serious F-bombs. It’s a non-stop party of profanity and we wouldn’t have it any other way!

But that’s not all – our server is also home to the legendary Block Brothers, a group of players who have mastered the art of building with blocks. Rumor has it they once built a giant toilet out of diamond blocks just for laughs. And don’t even get us started on the time they created a rollercoaster that went straight through the Nether!

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that will make you laugh, cry, and question your sanity all at the same time, then come join us. Just be prepared for the wildest ride of your life – and maybe bring some earplugs for all the colorful language you’ll be hearing!