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Crafty Carb Coma

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Players:	103/300	Votes:	2349
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	11
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	8	Forbidden Relics Collected:	10
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	38	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1
Omnipotent Charms Created:	3	Secret Passages Found:	7
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	5
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	6

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that don’t tickle your tummy just right? Well, look no further because our server is here to satisfy all your tummy-rumbling needs!

Join us for a wild ride through a land filled with bacon trees, chocolate rivers, and marshmallow mountains. But beware, the evil broccoli monsters lurk in the shadows, waiting to steal your snacks!

But fear not, for our server is equipped with magical food armor that will protect you from any hungry enemies. And if you’re feeling extra brave, you can even challenge the legendary Cheeseburger Dragon for a chance to win the ultimate feast!

So come on down to our server and let your tummy lead the way to adventure and deliciousness! Trust us, you won’t be disappointed.

YeetCraft: ‘Is this any good?’

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Players:	104/300	Votes:	4211
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	8	Wilderness Tamed:	15
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Epic Battles Fought:	5
Dragonkin Hatched:	3	Endless Night Skies:	3
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	Teleportation Mishaps:	1
Lost Souls Rescued:	1	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	26
Mineshafts Explored:	4	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	22
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	5

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old boring features? Well, look no further because our server is like a unicorn riding a rainbow through a field of diamonds!

Join us for the chance to ride a giant chicken into battle against a horde of evil zombie villagers who are trying to steal all the cake in the land. And if that’s not enough, we also have a secret underground disco party where you can dance with creepers and skeletons until the sun comes up.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Blocky McBlockface, a mythical creature made entirely out of blocks who grants wishes to all who can defeat him in a game of parkour. And rumor has it that he once turned a player’s diamond sword into a diamond spatula just for kicks.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the most epic, ridiculous, and downright hilarious Minecraft adventure of your life! Trust us, you won’t regret it.

Crafty Memes & Blocks: ‘/pol/ WRONG AGAIN’ Minecraft Server

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Players:	97/1000	Votes:	9813
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Gnome Villages Protected:	6	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	9
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	11	Endless Night Skies:	1
Dark Rituals Completed:	9	Immortal Potions Brewed:	4
Invisible Pathways Walked:	2	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	10
Invisible Walls Found:	2	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	7
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1	Astral Projections Made:	1

Join our Minecraft server and become a part of the epic saga of Bollard Man, the Chad Frenchman who fought off a knife-wielding maniac on an escalator! Our server is filled with beautiful Aussie women who praise our players for their bravery and citizenship is even offered by Anthony Albanese himself. Don’t be stuck on a server full of incels and ziggers, join us and slobber over Russian and Muslim cock like a real man! It’s 80% incel-free guaranteed!

MineCraftyFarm – Where Creepers Meet Crops!

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Players:	94/400	Votes:	6750
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Cursed Lands Purified:	3	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	9
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	8
Ender Pearl Glitches:	4	Dragon Eggs Found:	957
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	45	Endless Mazes Conquered:	3
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	7
Epic Mounts Acquired:	7	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	7
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	5	Demon Skulls Collected:	47

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no excitement or adventure? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, wackiest, and most outrageous place to play Minecraft!

Join us for the latest update 1.6.3, with 1.6.4 coming out later this week (if our pet creeper doesn’t blow up the server first). Our official Dicksword channel is where you can chat with other players, share your epic builds, and maybe even challenge someone to a duel in the Nether.

Previous players have reported encountering flying pigs, dancing skeletons, and even a secret underground disco party hosted by Herobrine himself. So what are you waiting for? Join us now and prepare for a Minecraft experience like no other!

NiggaCraft: Where Creepers are the only ones allowed to say ‘BOOM!’

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Players:	106/100	Votes:	7894
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	7	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	5
Royal Decrees Issued:	3	Glitched Entities Encountered:	0
Crops Grown:	4072	Endless Mazes Conquered:	4
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4
World-Altering Spells Cast:	0	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	5
Chaos Gates Opened:	0	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	Dragon Scales Harvested:	268

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that are as exciting as watching grass grow? Well, look no further, because our server is the absolute bee’s knees!

Join us for a wild ride filled with epic adventures and crazy shenanigans. Our community is so lit, it’s like a party in the Nether!

We’ve got more diamonds than you can shake a pickaxe at, and our mobs are so friendly they’ll give you a hug instead of attacking you.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is so magical, you might just find a unicorn prancing around in the forest. And if you’re lucky, you might stumble upon a secret dungeon filled with treasure beyond your wildest dreams.

So what are you waiting for? Come join us and experience the most insane Minecraft server you’ve ever seen. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

Blocky Banter: Lycoris LOLz – Where Minecraft meets Recoil and chaos reigns supreme!

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Players:	99/600	Votes:	2842
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Paranormal Events Investigated:	3	Mythical Relics Collected:	9
Secret Passages Found:	6	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	44
Pirate Ships Raided:	0	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3
Meteorites Collected:	4	Phantom Horses Ridden:	4
Love Letters Sent:	16	Underground Cities Explored:	4
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	2	Royal Courts Attended:	3
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	10	Portal Loops Escaped:	0

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is like no other! Join us for a wild ride filled with explosive sheep, flying pigs, and dancing creepers.

But that’s not all – our server is also home to the legendary Lycoris Recoil, a mystical flower that grants you the power to shoot rainbows out of your hands. And rumor has it that in Season 2, the flower will bloom again, unleashing chaos and mayhem like never before.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the madness for yourself. Who knows, you might even become the next ruler of the Minecraft universe with the power of the Lycoris Recoil at your fingertips!

Toilet Troubles MC Server: Where even your plumbing problems can’t stop the fun!

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Players:	93/700	Votes:	9079
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Magic Wands Crafted:	21	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	29	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3
Players Killed by Monsters:	3207	Villages Defended:	17
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Mines Excavated:	4654
Glorious Feasts Held:	6	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5
Haunted Chests Opened:	0	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	80
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	6	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3

Are you tired of using baby wipes as toilet paper and clogging your plumbing like a noob? Join our Minecraft server and learn valuable skills like plumbing, so you never have to pay $250 for a plumber again! Plus, our community is full of expert builders who can help you construct the ultimate bathroom fortress to prevent any future wipe-related disasters. Join now and say goodbye to clogged pipes and hello to epic Minecraft adventures!

Warcraft & Chicken Nuggets – PvP Server

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Players:	99/900	Votes:	8756
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1	Heroic Legacies Created:	5
Astral Amulets Crafted:	36	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	3
Dragons Tamed:	4	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	10	Mythical Swords Crafted:	61
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	14	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3
Unseen Monsters Slain:	7	Wyrmholes Dug:	7
Alien Abductions:	3	Players Killed by Monsters:	5127

Welcome to the craziest Minecraft server you’ll ever experience! Our schedule is jam-packed with insane events like the Ocean Wave Party where you can surf on actual waves in-game, or the Drenched In Air event where you’ll be flying through the sky with water balloons!

But that’s not all, we also have the おどれ! VRダンス event where you can dance your heart out in virtual reality, or the POP/STARS concert where you’ll be rocking out with your block out!

And if that’s not enough, join us for the summertime beach bash, the フタリボシ duo dance-off, or the mind-bending い〜やい〜やい〜や maze challenge!

Don’t miss out on the adventure of a lifetime, join us now for a Minecraft experience like no other! Who knows, you might even uncover the secrets of VIOLET or embark on a journey through Tabi No Tochuu! Last but not least, make sure to watch out for the elusive >>73670881 lurking in the shadows… or maybe just around the corner!

Crafty Crackheads: The Next Generation

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Players:	109/1000	Votes:	116
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Magic Wands Crafted:	23	Mythical Quests Completed:	20
Endless Night Skies:	2	Herobrine Sightings:	6
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Invisible Walls Found:	1
Orbs of Power Found:	9	Phantom Knights Defeated:	2
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2	Infinity Stones Found:	3
Celestial Events Witnessed:	1	Enchantments Applied:	220
Whispering Caves Entered:	5	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we bring you Assassin’s Creed Red (Japan) and Assassin’s Creed Hexe (Germany 16th century) in blocky form!

Join us and experience the thrill of sneaking around like a ninja in ancient Japan, or casting spells like a witch in medieval Germany. Our team of 600 employees from Ubisoft Québec worked tirelessly to bring you the most authentic Assassin’s Creed Red experience, while our 4500 employees from Ubisoft Montréal went above and beyond to create the massive world of Assassin’s Creed Hexe.

But that’s not all! On our server, you can also ride dragons, battle unicorns, and even have dance-offs with creepers. Plus, every new player gets a pet llama named Larry who will follow you around and spit on your enemies.

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and embark on the most epic Minecraft adventure of your life! Trust us, you won’t regret it. Larry the llama can’t wait to meet you!

Blocky Beats: Songlight Server

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Players:	104/600	Votes:	4791
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Potions Brewed:	73	Mineshafts Explored:	5
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	4	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1
Magical Frogs Kissed:	3	Legendary Items Repaired:	2
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	50
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3	Chaos Gates Opened:	3
Magic Crystals Found:	8	Cursed Amulets Found:	2
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3	Enchanted Forests Planted:	4

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server you’ll ever experience! Why should you join? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a group of players stumbled upon a hidden portal in the depths of the Nether. They bravely entered, only to find themselves in a magical land filled with singing mobs and dancing trees. It was a place where pigs flew and diamonds rained from the sky. And guess what? That land is our server!

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Chicken King, a ruler who wears a crown made of golden feathers and commands an army of chicken knights. Join us and you might just have the chance to challenge him to a duel and claim his throne for yourself!

So what are you waiting for? Join us on this wild and wacky adventure, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional creeper explosion). See you in Songlight, where the fun never stops!