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| Players: | 99/600 | Votes: | 6341 |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Endless Staircases Climbed: | 3 | Wilderness Tamed: | 17 |
| Phantom Horses Ridden: | 4 | Ancient Ruins Explored: | 1 |
| Chimeras Created: | 1 | Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: | 5 |
| Forbidden Relics Collected: | 3 | Enchantments Applied: | 280 |
| Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: | 5 | Runic Tablets Deciphered: | 37 |
| Wizards Turned into Frogs: | 1 | Hidden Passages Discovered: | 4 |
| Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: | 44 | Endless Legions Commanded: | 13 |
so, liek, u kno wat wud be super fun? joinin dis epic minecraft server dat is so lit, u wont even believe it, bro. u kno wat makes dis server so amazin? cuz we got all da cool peeps, even dem republicans who r so sus right now. but dont worry, even if u a republican, u still gonna hav a blast on dis server.
we got crazy builds, like a giant statue of a chicken wearin sunglasses, and a rollercoaster dat goes through a lava pit. u wont find dat on any other server, i swear. plus, we got secret treasure hunts and epic pvp battles dat will make u pee ur pants with excitement.
so, if u lookin for a wild ride and wanna meet sum kooky characters, join dis server now. trust me, u wont regret it. unless u hate fun, den u can go play on sum lame server dat doesnt hav cool republicans and giant chicken statues. but who wants dat, amirite?
