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| Players: | 108/500 | Votes: | 6322 |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Emeralds Found: | 9203 | Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: | 1 |
| Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: | 1 | Farms Harvested: | 737 |
| Ghostly Villagers Traded With: | 1 | Cursed Lands Purified: | 3 |
| Dungeon Sieges Launched: | 9 | Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: | 3 |
| Underground Cities Explored: | 1 | Arcane Towers Raised: | 5 |
| Holy Grails Found: | 2 | Galactic Jellyfish Caught: | 4 |
| Cosmic Entities Communed With: | 2 | Parallel Universes Unraveled: | 0 |
Once upon a time, a player joined our server and immediately found themselves face to face with a giant chicken riding a pig. Yes, you read that right. The chicken was wearing a top hat and monocle, while the pig was sporting a mustache and bow tie. They challenged the player to a dance-off to determine who would be the ruler of the land. And let me tell you, that player busted out some sick moves and won the dance-off, becoming the new king of the server.
But that’s not all. We also have a secret underground base filled with llamas that can speak five different languages. They’re currently working on a plan to take over the world, but don’t worry, they’re pretty chill llamas. And if you join our server, you can be a part of their llama army.
So come join us on our Minecraft SMP, where the only limit is your imagination. And remember, it’s all about the Pentiums, baby.
