Crafty Circumcised Minecraft SMP

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Players:	104/200	Votes:	5502
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Herobrine Sightings:	9	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1
Invisible Walls Found:	1	Gryphons Tamed:	4
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	31	Epic Bosses Defeated:	3
Soul Contracts Signed:	1	Votes:	2143
Mines Excavated:	4273	Dragon Eggs Found:	3001
Endless Mazes Conquered:	4	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1

Are you tired of real life drama and looking for an escape? Look no further than our Minecraft SMP! Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures and hilarious mishaps.

Forget about your troubles and immerse yourself in a world where the only thing you need to worry about is building the most epic base and surviving against creepers.

We’ve got a community of players who are just as wacky as you are, ready to team up and take on any challenge that comes our way. Plus, we have the most insane stories to share, like the time someone accidentally built a rollercoaster that launched players into the sky or when a group of players tried to tame a herd of wild llamas.

So come join us and leave all your worries behind. Who needs real life when you can have a blast in our Minecraft SMP? Let’s make memories that will make you forget about that botched circumcision and have you laughing till you cry!

BabyCraftLand

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Players:	92/300	Votes:	1560
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	1	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	7	New Chunks Explored:	226025
Demon Skulls Collected:	34	Celestial Beings Befriended:	4
Dragons Tamed:	0	Magical Familiars Summoned:	3
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	14	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3
Astral Staffs Crafted:	12	Magic Items Found:	2961

Are you tired of boring family drama and looking for a wild adventure? Join our Minecraft server for a crazy good time!

Imagine this: you log on and are greeted by a virtual niece who runs up to you and shrieks happily, just like in real life! Give her a virtual hug and call her “my baby” without any judgment from your SIL. In fact, on our server, everyone is encouraged to use all the terms of endearment they want!

But watch out, because there might be some virtual drama too. Will your SIL get mad at you for building a virtual castle for your niece and calling her “my princess”? Only one way to find out!

So join our server now and let the virtual family drama unfold in the most ridiculous and hilarious ways possible! Who knew Minecraft could be so entertaining?

Awkwardly Normal

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Players:	110/200	Votes:	3878
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Hidden Passages Discovered:	5	Love Letters Sent:	1
Zombie Dances:	2	Soul Contracts Signed:	3
Talking Trees Consulted:	3	Mystic Runes Engraved:	4
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	45
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	23
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	2	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	12	Astral Projections Made:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds and fighting off creepers? Well, look no further because our server is anything but normal!

Join us if you want to discover a hidden village filled with talking pigs who throw epic dance parties every night. Or how about embarking on a quest to find the legendary Chicken King who rules over a kingdom of flying chickens?

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to a secret underground lair where you can challenge the evil Sheep Sorcerer to a magical duel. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a portal to a parallel universe where everything is made out of candy!

So why settle for a mundane Minecraft experience when you can join our server and explore a world filled with wacky wonders and bizarre adventures? Trust us, once you step foot into our crazy realm, you’ll never want to leave!

HezbollahHaterCraft

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Players:	108/300	Votes:	3986
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3	Dimension Hops:	11
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2
Mimic Chests Discovered:	3	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	42
Cursed Taverns Survived:	2	Magical Ponies Rescued:	5
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	6
Powerful Allies Recruited:	2	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5
Astral Staffs Crafted:	12	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1

come join our epic minecraft server where we keep ‘degrading’ all the creepers until our objectives are met! we have crazy pvp battles where you can show off your skills and take down the enemy like a boss. plus, our admins are like the israel of minecraft, always keeping things in order and making sure everyone follows the rules. so come on, join us and let’s keep ‘degrading’ until we reach the top!

AussieSMP – Where kangaroos and creepers coexist peacefully! Join now for a g’day mate! 🦘💣

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Players:	100/700	Votes:	7064
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Undead Armies Raised:	3
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	6
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	238	Epic Battles Fought:	6
Enchanted Forests Planted:	10	Dragon Scales Harvested:	194
Cosmic Pies Baked:	9	Goblin Markets Raided:	8
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	12	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	4
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2	Astral Amulets Crafted:	29

Minecraft Server Information

IP Address	mc.aus.gg
Server Location	Sydney, Australia
Discord invite link	Discord Invite Link
Apply here	Apply Now

Overview

The AussieSMP is a Australian hosted Survival server with a small community of players from around the world. The server is whitelisted and application-based to ensure a safe and inclusive environment for all players. The gameplay is mostly vanilla with added quality of life features.

Features

The server is running the latest version of Minecraft
Minimal modifications to Vanilla game mechanics
Player-created shops for trading
Teleport commands for easy navigation
Land-claiming system for player protection
Multiple worlds with no plans for full resets
Part of a growing network with additional server options

Rules

Don’t be a dick
No griefing
No spamming
Be respectful
Don’t swear excessively
No hacking or exploits
No ban evasion
Don’t be the reason for new rules
Use common sense

FAQ

Q: Can anyone join the AussieSMP server?

A: The server is whitelisted and application-based, so interested players need to apply using the provided link.

Q: Are there any modified game mechanics on the server?

A: The server aims to keep modifications to Vanilla game mechanics to a minimum.

Q: Is there a land-claiming system on the server?

A: Yes, players can use a golden shovel to claim land for protection.

Q: How many worlds are available on the server?

A: The server consists of multiple worlds with no plans for full resets.

Q: Are there additional server options in the network?

A: Yes, the server is part of a growing network with a creative server and other features.

Weird Trade Minecraft Server

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Players:	94/500	Votes:	2979
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	38	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1
Elemental Crystals Collected:	91	Magic Items Found:	5070
Villages Defended:	15	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	5	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	2
Magical Frogs Kissed:	6	Unseen Monsters Slain:	6
Ancient Ruins Explored:	1	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1
Gnome Villages Protected:	3	Glorious Feasts Held:	20

Are you tired of boring old Pokemon trades? Well, come join our Minecraft server where the trades are out of this world! We once had a player trade a shiny Groudon with perfect IVs named P0RNHUB.COM – now that’s a Pokemon you won’t find in any Pokedex! Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy trades, epic battles, and maybe even a few unexpected surprises. Who knows, you might just end up with a legendary Pokemon named after your favorite website! So what are you waiting for? Join us now and let the madness begin!

Helldivers Minecraft SMP – General Chaos

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Players:	107/800	Votes:	3650
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Invisible Pathways Walked:	4	Secret Guilds Joined:	4
Dragon Hoards Looted:	3	Cursed Taverns Survived:	1
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1	Legendary Scepters Created:	2
Mythical Relics Collected:	17	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2
Void Gems Collected:	29	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	5
Cursed Lands Purified:	2	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3

Are you tired of the same old Minecraft SMPs with boring objectives like building houses and farming crops? Well, look no further because our server is like no other! Join our wacky Minecraft SMP where players fight against hordes of alien insects and robots to Spread Democracy! That’s right, you’ll be liberating planets and galaxies while completing insane objectives in procedurally generated areas.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is filled with outrageous stories and crazy shenanigans that will have you laughing until your sides hurt. From epic battles to hilarious mishaps, you never know what will happen next on our server.

So why wait? Join now and be a part of the most chaotic and entertaining Minecraft SMP out there. Who knows, you might just become the hero of the galaxy!

ASLWedding Minecraft Server

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Players:	110/500	Votes:	931
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Astral Orbs Gathered:	18	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	21
Mythical Relics Collected:	12	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	3
Treasure Maps Found:	12	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	120
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	18	Soul Swords Wielded:	2
Pirate Ships Captured:	3	Cosmic Pies Baked:	10
Invisible Walls Found:	2	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2

Welcome to the most unique Minecraft server you’ll ever experience! Just like the silent wedding described above, on our server, you are not allowed to speak at all. Instead, you must communicate using Minecraft signs and emotes only.

But here’s the twist – none of us know how to use Minecraft signs or emotes! It’s a true test of creativity and communication skills as you try to navigate this virtual world without saying a word.

Join us for the ultimate challenge and see if you have what it takes to survive and thrive in this silent Minecraft community. Who needs words when you have blocks and emojis, am I right? Don’t miss out on this groundbreaking idea that will leave you questioning your sanity in the best way possible.

CraftyLoveLifeFix

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Players:	100/800	Votes:	7583
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	35	Ether Blades Crafted:	8
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1	Reality Warps Survived:	0
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	Phantom Horses Ridden:	4
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	9	Forbidden Relics Collected:	3
Secret Guilds Joined:	1	Celestial Events Witnessed:	1
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	Soul Swords Wielded:	2
Unseen Monsters Slain:	3	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	9

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we promise a marriage proposal every time you mine a diamond! Our players are so committed to the game that they even have in-game relationships that mirror real life drama. Join us and experience the thrill of virtual love and commitment!

Join now and experience the thrill of waiting for your virtual girlfriend to initiate sex, just like in real life! Our server is full of surprises and unexpected twists, just like the drop in frequency of in-game sex. Will you be the one to solve the mystery of why your in-game partner is not in the mood?

Don’t miss out on the chance to experience the drama and excitement of virtual relationships and marriage proposals. Join our server now and see if you have what it takes to navigate the ups and downs of in-game love!

WarCraftMinecraftSMP

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Players:	96/600	Votes:	9978
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7
Secret Libraries Discovered:	3	Immortal Anvils Forged:	12
Magical Moments Shared:	15	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	10
Dimension Hops:	8	Orbs of Power Found:	10
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	5	Pirate Ships Raided:	3
Celestial Crowns Worn:	4	Cursed Taverns Survived:	3
Dark Rituals Completed:	6	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3

Join our Minecraft SMP and find out! Our server is a battleground of epic proportions, where players fight for glory, honor, and the last slice of virtual pizza. We have factions waging wars over who has the best pet llama, and alliances forming over who can build the tallest tower made entirely of cheese.

But that’s not all – we also have a secret underground society of villagers who have formed a rebellion against the oppressive iron golems, and a group of rogue chickens who are plotting to overthrow the ruling class of pigs.

If you’re looking for a server where chaos reigns supreme and the only rule is to have fun, then look no further. Join us and become a part of the madness – just be sure to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity.

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