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CitizenCraft SMP: BillionsBetter

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Players:	106/100	Votes:	5967
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Forbidden Relics Collected:	9	Legendary Titles Earned:	2
Paranormal Events Investigated:	1	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3
Celestial Crowns Worn:	2	Glitched Entities Encountered:	2
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	Unseen Monsters Slain:	7
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Pirate Ships Raided:	3
Meteorites Collected:	1	Magical Familiars Summoned:	3
Haunted Chests Opened:	0	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	36

Lol, like why deport people when we can just give them a diamond pickaxe and let them mine their way to citizenship on our Minecraft SMP server? Join us and start your journey to becoming a citizen of Blocktopia! We’ve got creeper fireworks, llama parades, and a secret underground base where we hold our weekly meetings with the Ender Dragon. Plus, if you reach level 100 mining, you get a free elytra and a lifetime supply of enchanted golden apples. So come on, stop wasting time on deportations and start building your way to a better future in our wacky Minecraft world!

MetaCraft: Trump’s Payoff Land

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Players:	96/300	Votes:	8059
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Blood Moons Survived:	0	Haunted Chests Opened:	1
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	7
Magic Crystals Found:	20	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	2	Sentient Weapons Trained:	6
Legendary Items Repaired:	7	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Titan Hearts Harvested:	1
Legendary Titles Earned:	3	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that don’t offer any excitement or drama? Well, look no further because our server is the wildest ride you’ll ever experience in the blocky world of Minecraft!

Join our server and witness the epic battle between Meta and Trump unfold in a virtual showdown worth $25 million! Who will come out on top? Will Meta’s settlement be seen as a sneaky payoff to Trump, or will Trump pull off the ultimate Minecraft heist?

But that’s not all – our server is also home to mythical creatures like the legendary Creeper Unicorn and the elusive Ender Dragon with a top hat. Take on quests to find rare items like the enchanted diamond pickaxe of destiny or the golden apple of eternal life.

So why wait? Join our server now and be part of the craziest Minecraft adventure you’ll ever experience! Who knows what kind of madness awaits you in this blocky wonderland?

GulfCraft Minecraft Server

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Players:	93/300	Votes:	9904
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Whispering Caves Entered:	3	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	10
Wilderness Tamed:	6	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	10
Soul Swords Wielded:	2	Lost Souls Rescued:	4
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	15	Mystic Runes Engraved:	6
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Ores Mined:	2311
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6	Forbidden Relics Collected:	5
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	Immortal Potions Brewed:	7

hey u, yea u, r u tired of boring old minecraft servers? well do i have the server for u! imagine a land where u can ride pigs into battle, where diamonds rain from the sky, and where u can build a house out of nothing but dirt and dreams. this server is like no other, it’s like a magical unicorn farted and created the most epic minecraft world ever. join now and become a part of the craziest adventure of ur life. trust me, u won’t regret it. plus, we have a secret underground society of llamas who are plotting to take over the server. shh, don’t tell anyone. just join and see for urself. let’s make minecraft great again, one block at a time!

CraftyMinerz: No Expectations, Just Blocks

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Players:	96/700	Votes:	9230
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Chimeras Created:	3	Dragon Eggs Found:	4951
Legendary Heroes Trained:	4	Backwards Speech Heard:	1
Haunted Forests Traversed:	3	Mystic Runes Engraved:	7
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Living Shadows Defeated:	2
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	20	Whispering Shadows Heard:	5
Heroic Legacies Created:	4	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	3
Shadow Figures Spotted:	5	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	3

join our epic minecraft server, where you can be anything you want, even a SLAVE! just kidding, we don’t condone that kind of behavior. but seriously, our server is so lit, you’ll feel like you’re in a virtual paradise.

we have the craziest mini-games, like pig racing and chicken jousting. you’ll be laughing so hard, you’ll forget about all your real life problems. plus, our community is so welcoming, you’ll feel like you’ve found your second family.

oh, and did we mention the secret treasure hidden deep within the server? legend has it, whoever finds it will be granted three wishes by the minecraft gods themselves. so what are you waiting for? come join us and embark on the adventure of a lifetime!

Butter Cheese Carnivore – JAMA

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Players:	110/200	Votes:	3229
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2
Forbidden Relics Collected:	0	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Evil Twin Fights:	2	Meteorite Armor Created:	30
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	3	Epic Bosses Defeated:	3
Epic Quests Completed:	18	Portal Loops Escaped:	0
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	3	Herobrine Sightings:	8
Werewolf Howls Heard:	2	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1

so, like, imagine this, right? you join this minecraft server and suddenly you start eating like 6-9 pounds of butter and cheese EVERY DAY. but get this, your hands start turning into CHOLESTEROL HANDS. like, what even is that? it’s like something out of a crazy sci-fi movie. but hey, that’s just the kind of wild stuff that happens on this server. join now for a chance to develop your own super weird superpower. who needs diamonds when you can have cholesterol hands, amirite?

Best server server minecraft

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Players:	108/900	Votes:	3902
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3
Mines Excavated:	4705	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0
Mysterious Portals Opened:	20	Divine Scrolls Written:	20
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	Blood Moons Survived:	1
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	Pirate Ships Raided:	1
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0	Spectral Entities Defeated:	1
Backwards Speech Heard:	2	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	24

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Emerald Dreamers 1.20.3

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Players:	101/800	Votes:	4367
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	5	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	9
Ores Mined:	4259	Vanishing Items Found:	4
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	8	Endless Legions Commanded:	41
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	41	Dragon Eggs Found:	7793
Endless Mazes Solved:	2	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3
Gnome Villages Protected:	2	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	7	Magical Moments Shared:	13

Yo, bros, you gotta join this Minecraft server! Why, you ask? Well, let me tell ya, it’s like the greentext where a dude signs up to a school forum with his “[email protected]” email. That’s some next level shenanigans right there!

I’m telling you, joining this server will be the key to unlocking your true potential. Your freedom depends on it, man! Who knows what kind of crazy adventures and wacky hijinks you’ll get into.

So, what are you waiting for? Join now and let the madness begin! Trust me, you won’t regret it…or maybe you will, but hey, that’s part of the fun, right?

InheritCraft: No Motorcycle for You!

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Players:	106/900	Votes:	8180
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4	Crystal Palaces Visited:	1
Rainbows Spotted:	5	Celestial Gardens Planted:	7
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Epic Quests Completed:	17
Glitched Entities Encountered:	3	Cursed Swords Broken:	1
Alternate Realities Explored:	2	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	5
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	23	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1

Looking for a wild ride? Join our Minecraft server where we settle disputes with motorcycles! Imagine this: you and your daughter racing through virtual landscapes, dodging obstacles and trying to outdo each other. Will you be the one to claim the motorcycle throne?

But wait, there’s more! Our server is filled with drama and intrigue, just like this story. Will you be the one to stand up to entitled daughters and show them who’s boss? Join now and experience the thrill of virtual motorcycle battles!

And don’t worry about debts and financial struggles, we’ve got you covered. In our server, money grows on trees and financial irresponsibility is a thing of the past. So hop on your virtual motorcycle and let the games begin!

FruitPickingFrenzy

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Players:	93/800	Votes:	1709
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	Ender Pearl Glitches:	1
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1
Hidden Passages Discovered:	6	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	7
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	7
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	Celestial Gardens Planted:	2
Endless Legions Commanded:	36	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5
Chaos Gates Opened:	1	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2

Are you tired of being a couch potato? Well, why not become a literal potato picker on our Minecraft server! Join us and experience the thrill of harvesting virtual fruits and vegetables like never before.

Our server is filled with endless opportunities in Agriculture, where you can plant, grow, and harvest crops to your heart’s content. And the best part? You’ll be gaining valuable skills that will surely impress any future employer. Who needs a resume when you can showcase your virtual farming expertise?

So, grab your virtual pitchfork and get ready to sow the seeds of success on our server. Who knows, you might just become the next Minecraft farming tycoon! Join us now and say goodbye to unemployment, one potato at a time.

Ebolacraft Minecraft Server

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Players:	104/500	Votes:	4998
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	3	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2
Void Armor Forged:	27	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	20	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4
Haunted Chests Opened:	8	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Ender Pearl Glitches:	1	Falling into the Void:	2
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Runes Activated:	8

lolz come join dis epic minecraft server where we got zombies like Ebola but they just wanna give u hugs not death like dat nurse in Uganda. we got crazy adventures like finding diamond blocks in a field of exploding cows and riding pigs into battle against evil villagers. trust me, u wanna be part of dis madness. so grab ur pickaxe and get ready for some wacky fun!