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RighteousMC SMP – When You’re Right, You’re Mining!

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Players:	102/700	Votes:	7487
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Meteorite Armor Created:	11	Lava Oceans Crossed:	1
Immortal Potions Brewed:	8	Gods Slained:	2
Endless Legions Commanded:	34	Soul Contracts Signed:	3
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	9	Rune Stones Activated:	3
Runes Activated:	7	Volcanoes Explored:	3
Legendary Items Repaired:	6	Unseen Monsters Slain:	5
Divine Spears Created:	14	Infinite Doors Opened:	2

Welcome to the most chaotic Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience! Join us if you want to witness pigs riding on top of creepers, chickens throwing eggs at players, and villagers breakdancing in the town square.

Our server is the only place where you can find diamond ore that sings show tunes, and where the Ender Dragon has a secret talent for stand-up comedy. Not to mention, our Nether is filled with lava that tastes like hot sauce and ghasts that shoot fireballs shaped like emojis.

If you’re tired of boring old vanilla servers, come join us for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns. Who knows, you might even stumble upon a secret underground disco party hosted by the elusive Herobrine himself.

So what are you waiting for? Join us and let the madness begin! Remember, when you’re right, you’re right…but when you’re on our server, you’re in for a crazy good time!

BoyfriendBedtimeBattles Minecraft Server

bedtime, bedtime routine, Boundaries, BoyfriendBedtimeBattles, Communication, compromise, Conflict Resolution, Frustration, individual needs, living together, Minecraft, nighttime routine, personal space, personal time, pet care, quality time, relationship, Respect, self-care, Server, sleep routine, Understanding, work schedule

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Players:	107/700	Votes:	6417
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Mines Excavated:	2518	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4
Epic Shields Constructed:	18	Farms Harvested:	927
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	4	Cursed Statues Activated:	4
Evil Lairs Raided:	6	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2
Mystic Runes Engraved:	5	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	11
Alternate Realities Explored:	1	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	6
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	17

Looking for a Minecraft server that understands the struggles of sharing a bedroom with someone who falls asleep at 8:30pm? Look no further! Join our server for a wild adventure filled with late-night shenanigans and no bedtime restrictions!

On our server, you won’t have to brush your teeth in the dark or tiptoe around trying not to wake up your partner. We have plenty of virtual bathrooms with doors and lights that won’t disturb anyone’s beauty sleep.

Don’t feel guilty for staying up past 8pm anymore! Our server encourages you to stay up as late as you want, no sad sighs or guilt trips allowed. And if your partner tries to force themselves to stay awake just to keep you company, we’ll have a virtual intervention to set things straight.

Join now and experience the freedom of staying up past bedtime without any judgment or restrictions. Who needs sleep when you can be building epic structures and exploring virtual worlds all night long? Let’s make bedtime a thing of the past on this hilarious Minecraft server!

NoNudeNoDiam0nds

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Players:	100/900	Votes:	6331
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	6	Astral Mages Summoned:	2
Soul Contracts Signed:	5	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4	Divine Scrolls Written:	21
Dragons Tamed:	5	Invisible Pathways Walked:	3
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	29	Pirate Ships Captured:	3
Dragon Scales Harvested:	277	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1
Phantom Horses Ridden:	4	Astral Amulets Crafted:	29

Hey gamers! So I stumbled upon this Minecraft server and let me tell you, it’s wilder than your grandma’s knitting circle on a Friday night! Picture this: you log on and suddenly you’re in a world where pigs fly (literally, they have wings), diamonds rain from the sky, and the creepers do the cha-cha slide instead of exploding.

But wait, it gets even crazier! One time, a player’s pet parrot started rapping Eminem lyrics and the villagers formed a flash mob to dance to it. And don’t even get me started on the time someone built a roller coaster that launched you into a portal to a parallel universe where everything is made of cheese.

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that’s as bonkers as a squirrel on a caffeine high, then join us now! Trust me, you won’t regret it. And hey, who knows, maybe you’ll even get to pose nude for an artist uncle…just kidding, we draw the line at flying pigs.

BlockbusterFlicks

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Players:	97/1000	Votes:	4876
Rating:	5.0 / 5
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	8	Dragon Eggs Found:	8104
Epic Bosses Defeated:	2	Votes:	9738
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1	Players Killed by Monsters:	771
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	4
Heroic Legacies Created:	2	Eerie Music Discs Played:	1
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Lava Oceans Crossed:	1
Secret Libraries Discovered:	5	Rune Stones Activated:	6

Are you tired of watching your comfort movie for the 100th time? Well, it’s time to switch things up and join our Minecraft server! Why, you ask? Because we have a secret underground movie theater where you can watch your favorite comfort movie while fighting off creepers and zombies! Imagine watching The Lion King while fending off a horde of skeletons – talk about a cinematic experience! So come join us and experience movie night like never before on our epic Minecraft server!

JewSlayerCraft

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Players:	97/500	Votes:	6623
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Curse of Binding Applied:	3	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	10
Emeralds Found:	1313	Royal Decrees Issued:	2
Ender Pearl Glitches:	2	Undead Armies Raised:	0
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2
Eerie Music Discs Played:	1	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	3
Gryphons Tamed:	3	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	6
Herobrine Sightings:	7	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3

So, like, have you ever wanted to join a Minecraft server where the only rule is to build the craziest and most outrageous structures ever? Well, this server is the place for you! We once had a player who built a giant toilet that actually flushed, it was epic! And don’t even get me started on the time someone created a roller coaster that went through a volcano and ended in a pool of lava, talk about a wild ride! Plus, we have the most epic PvP battles you’ve ever seen, like seriously, it’s like a war zone out there! So come join us and let your creativity run wild, just don’t forget to watch out for the flying pigs, they’re everywhere!

PixelNippon Minecraft Server

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Players:	97/100	Votes:	7247
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Magic Wands Crafted:	22	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0
Epic Shields Constructed:	34	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0
Epic Mounts Acquired:	2	Eternal Flames Captured:	7
Evil Twin Fights:	4	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	16
Legendary Items Repaired:	4	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2
Villages Defended:	15	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	8
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	7

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that are as predictable as a creeper explosion? Well, look no further, because our server is like a wild ride through a land of pixelated chaos!

Join us if you want to experience the thrill of battling giant anime-inspired monsters, mining for diamonds while riding on the back of a dragon, and building a house made entirely out of sushi!

Our server is so crazy, even the Ender Dragon is wearing a kawaii maid outfit! Plus, we have a secret hot spring hidden somewhere in the world where you can relax and chat with other players while wearing nothing but a pixelated towel.

So why settle for the same old Minecraft experience when you can join us and dive headfirst into a world of Japanese video game and anime madness? Trust us, once you join, you’ll never want to leave!

Minecraft SMP – /min/ – Minecraft Miners United

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Players:	95/400	Votes:	8458
Rating:	4.4 / 5
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	45	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	11
Orbs of Power Found:	8	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	7
Dragon Eggs Found:	861	Vanishing Items Found:	5
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	4	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	12
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	7	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2

Looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s more lit than M. Bison’s Psycho Power? Join us for a wild ride filled with more twists and turns than a Street Fighter combo! Our server is so epic, even Terry Bogard would be jealous. Year 2 character reveals? We’ve got ’em. High level replays? We’ve got those too. And don’t even get us started on our insane balance patches – they’re more unpredictable than a random select match. So what are you waiting for? Join our server and start crafting your way to victory – just watch out for creepers, they’re scarier than Akuma on a bad day.

PupBlockParty

animal welfare, Boundaries, cleaning, Communication, disagreements, dog care, Dogs, family conflict, housemates, moving out, pet adoption, pet behavior, pet hair, pet ownership, pet training, pet waste, PupBlockParty, rehoming, responsibilities, Shelter, Siblings

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Players:	96/300	Votes:	8084
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	15	New Chunks Explored:	655055
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Astral Staffs Crafted:	20
Goblin Markets Raided:	5	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	116	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	388
Legendary Titles Earned:	1	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2
Pirate Ships Raided:	2	Potions Brewed:	167

Are you tired of dealing with untrained, spoiled dogs taking over your house? Look no further than our Minecraft server! We promise there will be no dog poop-filled gardens or dog hair-covered floors here. Join us and escape the chaos of real life for a world where you can build and create without any pesky pets getting in your way.

Our server is the perfect place to relax and unwind after a long day of dealing with unruly animals. Say goodbye to arguments with siblings over who has to clean up after the dogs, and hello to a community of like-minded players who just want to have a good time.

So why wait? Join our server today and leave the drama of dog ownership behind. Who needs real pets when you can have virtual ones that don’t make a mess? Let’s build a world where the only thing you have to worry about is creepers blowing up your creations!

NagasakiNoIsraelNoAmbassadors

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Players:	110/100	Votes:	1974
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Lunar Scepters Activated:	7
Divine Spears Created:	14	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	12	Celestial Gardens Planted:	2
Epic Mounts Acquired:	6	Undead Armies Raised:	2
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	9
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	12	New Chunks Explored:	494412
Rune Stones Activated:	11	Curse of Binding Applied:	2

lol come join dis cray cray minecraft server where we build giant monuments of cheese and ride llamas into battle against evil chickens. we got a secret underground base filled with treasure and a roller coaster that goes through a lava pit. plus, our admins are actual wizards who can turn you into a flying pig if you ask nicely. don’t miss out on all the fun, join now and be part of the most epic adventure of your life!

GeneCraft: Pron Nemesis

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Players:	106/300	Votes:	2641
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	Legendary Items Repaired:	3
Titanic Battles Fought:	30	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	37
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Invisible Pathways Walked:	7
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2	Herobrine Sightings:	10
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2	Infinity Stones Found:	4
Runes Activated:	6	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3
Werewolf Howls Heard:	3	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3

lol join dis server if u want to battle ur genes arch nemesis: pron!!! we got epic battles where u can fight pron monsters and show ur genes who’s boss. also, u can build ur own pron-proof base and protect urself from the evil genes. plus, we have a secret underground lab where u can create ur own mutant genes to fight against pron. come join us and show ur genes who’s the real boss in dis crazy minecraft server!!!