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My Minecraft SMP: >own MBP for 10 years

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Players:	110/300	Votes:	9395
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1	Titan Hearts Harvested:	2
Crops Grown:	7331	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	7
Ancient Ruins Explored:	2	Gods Slained:	0
Vanishing Items Found:	2	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Epic Mounts Acquired:	7
Haunted Chests Opened:	7	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	7
Spectral Entities Defeated:	5	Votes:	1554

Are you tired of falling for tech memes and getting bamboozled by big corporations? Join our Minecraft SMP where we promise no kernel panics or deprecations! Our server has been running smoothly for over 10 years, just like your trusty old MBP. We don’t discriminate against outdated technology, in fact, we embrace it! So come join us and escape the clutches of big tech, because here, even your old MBP will be welcomed with open arms (and no kernel panics)!

Blocky Face Off Minecraft Server

adult content, ban porn, blocky, Censorship, community guidelines, content moderation, controversial topics, Digital Ethics, ethical standards, explicit material, face, freedom of speech, internet culture, internet regulation, Minecraft, online content, Online platforms, online safety, post face, public opinion, Server, social media, social norms, User-generated content

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Players:	109/100	Votes:	1266
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	10	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5	Lunar Scepters Activated:	7
Dragon Scales Harvested:	304	Living Shadows Defeated:	3
Orbs of Power Found:	6	Endless Night Skies:	2
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5	Enchanted Armories Found:	6
Titanic Battles Fought:	23	Meteorite Armor Created:	18
Backwards Speech Heard:	1	Villages Defended:	18

Are you tired of boring old servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, do we have the server for you! Join us on our wacky and wild Minecraft server where anything goes – including posting your face instead of porn! That’s right, we’re flipping the script and bringing back good old-fashioned selfies.

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Diamond Pig, a rare creature that roams the land dropping diamonds wherever it goes. Rumor has it that if you can befriend the Diamond Pig, it will lead you to hidden treasure beyond your wildest dreams.

And if you’re feeling brave, take on our custom-built parkour courses that will test your skills and reflexes like never before. Complete them all and earn the title of Parkour Master, with bragging rights that will make other players green with envy.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the madness for yourself. Just remember to leave your porn at the door – we’ve got faces to post!

Special Day Minecraft SMP Gift Giver

appreciation, Blessing, celebration, Community, Connection, Day, encouragement, Generosity, gift, give, giver, goodwill, Gratitude, Kindness, love, Minecraft, Personal, positivity, sharing, smp, Special, special day, special occasion, Support, Thread, welcome

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Players:	95/700	Votes:	5776
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Phantom Ships Sailed:	1	Horror Stories Survived:	1
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	2
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	10
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	8
Teleportation Mishaps:	1	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	4

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, look no further because our server is the place to be for some crazy shenanigans!

Join us and you’ll be blessed with special powers just by saying something in the chat. Want to fly like a bird or shoot fireballs from your hands? Just ask and you shall receive!

But that’s not all, we also have a secret underground society of llamas who control the economy of the server. Want to become a llama whisperer and gain their trust? Join us and uncover the mysteries of the llama world.

So come on, don’t miss out on the fun and join our server today. Who knows what kind of wacky adventures await you!

RISeWORLD Minecraft server

Auction, billiards, Clans, Explore, Fight, meteorites, Minecraft, Mini Games, Newbies, RiseWORLD, sapper, SNAKE, sudoku, Survival, Ultra Gadgets, Vip

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Players:	96/900	Votes:	3937
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	147	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2	Dragons Tamed:	7
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	18
Mimic Chests Discovered:	4	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	16	Orbs of Power Found:	11

⭐ Welcome to the RiseWORLD server! ⭐

Free VIP for all newbies!

Survival on version 1.21! ⚡

Clans! Auction! Ultra Gadgets! Meteorites?

Mini Games! Sudoku! Billiards! Snake! Sapper! Right in Minecraft!

Fight, survive, explore the world!

Carefully! Precipitation in the form of meteorites is possible! ☄

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Late Night Socials Minecraft Server

drinks, Entertainment, Events, Friends, Fun, gatherings, Hangout, Late, late night, late night activities, late night fun, late night gatherings, late night hangout, Minecraft, Music, new, night, nightlife, nightlife events, nightlife scene, Party, Server, socializing, socials

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Players:	93/100	Votes:	2242
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3	Emeralds Found:	3042
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	11	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1
Endless Night Skies:	5	Pirate Ships Raided:	1
Magical Frogs Kissed:	3	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	5
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	6
Divine Scrolls Written:	8	Fairy Circles Danced In:	10

Are you tired of mining alone in the dark? Join our Minecraft server for some late-night socials that will make your pickaxe spin! Our community is so lively, you’ll forget that it’s actually 3am in real life.

We have a secret underground disco party every Friday night where creepers are the DJ’s and zombies are the dancers. Don’t miss out on the chance to show off your best blocky dance moves!

But that’s not all – our server is also home to the legendary Chicken Jousting Tournament, where players ride on chickens and battle it out in epic duels. The winner gets a diamond-encrusted saddle for their trusty steed!

So come join us for some late-night shenanigans and make memories that will have you laughing until the sun comes up (literally, because who needs sleep anyway?). See you in the virtual world, fellow night owls!

Wild Assault Minecraft SMP

assault, Competitive Gaming, favorite abilities, favorite character, favorite class, favorite map, favorite playstyle, Favorite weapons, First Person Shooter, Gaming Community, gaming strategy, gaming tactics, Minecraft, multiplayer, online gaming, Shooter, smp, team-based, video game, Wild, Wild ASSault, Wild Assault characters, Wild Assault classes, Wild Assault community, Wild Assault gameplay

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Players:	101/400	Votes:	6469
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	4	Phoenix Feathers Found:	7
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	4	Living Shadows Defeated:	2
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1	Immortal Potions Brewed:	12
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	37	Vanishing Structures Built:	4
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2
Orbs of Power Found:	8	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1
Pirate Ships Captured:	1	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is watching grass grow? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our wacky and wild Minecraft SMP where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few server rules, but who reads those anyway?).

Picture this: you log on and suddenly find yourself in the middle of a heated battle with a horde of zombie pigmen riding on giant chickens. Don’t worry, our custom Wild Assault class will have you slaying those feathered fiends in no time. Choose from classes like the Llama Lord, who can summon an army of spitting llamas to do their bidding, or the Dolphin Diva, who can swim faster than a speeding bullet (or at least faster than a regular dolphin).

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Diamond Duck, a mythical creature said to grant wishes to those who can find it. Rumor has it that the Diamond Duck can turn any block into a block of pure diamond, so start searching those ponds and lakes ASAP.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and prepare for the adventure of a lifetime. Just be sure to watch out for those pesky zombie pigmen – they’re always up to no good.

Existence Minecraft Server

acceptance, coping, depression, emotional well being, emptiness, Existence, existential crisis, existentialism, introspection, Loneliness, meaninglessness, mental health, mindfulness, Minecraft, nihilism, philosophy, purpose, self reflection, self-care, Server, spirituality, Therapy

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Players:	90/500	Votes:	929
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	8	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3
Epic Quests Completed:	12	Mystic Runes Engraved:	4
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	54
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2	Dimension Hops:	7
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	10	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	312
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0
Unseen Monsters Slain:	1	Fairy Circles Danced In:	12

Are you tired of wandering around in the void of life with no purpose? Well, fear not, for our Minecraft server is here to save you from the existential dread! Join us and embark on a journey filled with blocky adventures, where you can build your own virtual world and escape the mundane reality of existence.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to a secret society of dancing llamas who will teach you the ancient art of llama ballet. Yes, you heard that right. Imagine prancing around with majestic llamas in tutus, creating the most epic dance routines the Minecraft world has ever seen.

And if that’s not enough to convince you, rumor has it that buried deep within the server lies a hidden treasure guarded by a clan of mischievous chickens. Will you be brave enough to face the wrath of the feathered fiends and claim the treasure for yourself?

So come join us on our Minecraft server and say goodbye to the emptiness of existence, because here, the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional llama dance-off).

No. 16120221 Minecraft SMP Anonymous

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Players:	95/700	Votes:	7627
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Crystal Wands Charged:	14	Divine Relics Bestowed:	5
Cursed Statues Activated:	1	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5
Epic Battles Fought:	6	Epic Bosses Defeated:	1
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	8	Living Statues Befriended:	3
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	Infernal Machines Built:	0
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	3	Enchanted Armories Found:	4
Phantom Rings Equipped:	25	Treasure Maps Found:	13

Are you tired of boring, vanilla Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a new type of wood? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our wacky and wild Minecraft SMP where the pigs ride the players and the creepers wear top hats.

Looking for a reason to join? How about the fact that our server is actually run by a group of highly intelligent chickens who have mastered the art of redstone? That’s right, these chickens are not your average cluckers – they can build epic redstone contraptions that will blow your mind.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to a secret society of llamas who are plotting to take over the world one block at a time. Will you join forces with them or try to stop their llama-licious plans?

So come on down to our Minecraft SMP and get ready for a wild ride filled with laughter, adventure, and maybe even a few exploding sheep. Trust us, you won’t find another server quite like ours – it’s a real hootenanny!

What is the IP for Here’s Johnny Minecraft Server?

aphmau, Cash, Cash and Nico, cash minecraft, challenge, family friendly, fortnite, fortnite noob, here’s johnny, Heres, I ACCIDENTALLY DESTROYED THE EARTH… (Solar Smash), I Pretended to be a NOOB in Fortnite, jj and mikey, Johnny, johnny and marty, johnny fortnite, johnny minecraft, kid friendly, maizen, Minecraft, minecraft challenge, minecraft funny, minecraft johnny, minecraft mod, minecraft mods, Nico, no bad words, no cursing, no cussing, Server, skit, solar smash

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Players:	107/100	Votes:	7901
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Royal Decrees Issued:	3	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	300
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Endless Legions Commanded:	45
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Horror Stories Survived:	2
Epic Weapons Forged:	5	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	6
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	6	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1
Love Letters Sent:	1	Phantom Ships Sailed:	4
Players Killed by Monsters:	6990	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2

Here’s Johnny is a talented and passionate musician known for his soulful vocals and heartfelt lyrics. With a unique blend of folk and indie rock influences, Here’s Johnny has captivated audiences with his emotional performances and relatable music. Based in Los Angeles, he continues to push boundaries and connect with listeners through his authentic storytelling and powerful melodies.

Blocky Banter Minecraft Server

Amanogawa Shiina 天ノ川しいな, Ayase Yuu 絢世ユウ, banter, blocky, Chisaka Airi 千坂アイリ, Dizzy Dokuro 髑髏ディズィー, Eimi Isami 勇エイミ, Ember Amane 天音エンバー, Erina Makina エリナ・マキナ, Fujikura Uruka 藤倉ウルカ, Fuura Yuri ふうら百合, Gram Pico 倉夢ぴこ, Hakushika Iori 白鹿いおり, Hikanari Hina 光鳴ひな, Himemiya Rie 姫宮りえ, Jelly Hoshiumi 星海ジェリー, Kaminari Clara 歌美鳴クララ., Kaneko Lumi 金子瑠美, Kannagi Loki 巫ロキ, Kokoromo Memory 恋衣めもり, Komachi Panko 小町ぱんこ, Lia 鈴香アシェリア, Minecraft, Muu Muyu むうむゆ, Official Character References, Official Schedule, Official Twitch Archive Channels, Official twitter, Official Website, PCG, phase connect, Phase Connect General, Phase Connect Links, Pipkin Pippa ピップキン・ピッパ, Remilia Nephys レミリア・ネフィス, Runie Ruse ルニ・ルーズ, Saya Sairroxs サヤ・サイロクサス, Server, Shisui Michiru 紫翠みちる, Tenma Maemi 天満マエミ, Unofficial Phase Connect Archives., Utatane Nasa 転寝ナサ

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Players:	109/200	Votes:	9777
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Cursed Villages Purged:	2	Phoenix Feathers Found:	12
Cursed Lands Purified:	6	Astral Amulets Crafted:	26
Alien Abductions:	3	Mythical Quests Completed:	41
Whispering Shadows Heard:	3	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1
Goblin Markets Raided:	7	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2
Magical Ponies Rescued:	4	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further than this server where you can join a wacky cast of characters like Lia the Llama Lover, Utatane the Sleepy Samurai, and Hakushika the Dancing Deer.

But wait, there’s more! Dive into the world of Minecraft with Fujikura the Funky Fox, Shisui the Sassy Squirrel, and Tenma the Terrifying Tiger. And don’t forget about Pipkin the Prancing Panda, Kaneko the Kooky Koala, and Dizzy the Daring Dragon.

Join this server for epic adventures, hilarious antics, and maybe even a dance-off with Ember the Energetic Elf or a baking competition with Komachi the Crazy Cat. And who knows, you might even stumble upon a secret treasure hidden by the mysterious Runie the Rambunctious Raccoon.

So what are you waiting for? Join this server now and experience the wildest, weirdest, and most wonderful Minecraft world you’ve ever seen!