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PixelPayouts Minecraft Server

Agreement, Anycolor, Bank, Business, china market, comparison, Competition, cover, Delusion, Earn, earnings, fag, income, market research, market testing, Minecraft, misunderstanding, PixelPayouts, profit, salary, Server, success, test

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Players:	109/500	Votes:	909
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3	Infinity Stones Found:	3
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	5	Ores Mined:	6514
Underground Cities Explored:	5	Magical Moments Shared:	10
Cursed Statues Activated:	4	Arcane Towers Raised:	4
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	2	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	15	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	35
Dragon Scales Harvested:	389	Dimension Hops:	12

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where you only earn a fraction of what the other players do? Well, look no further because on our server, you’ll earn 1/3 of what anycolor earns! That’s right, we’re all about equality here, even if it means you’re making way less than everyone else.

But that’s not all! Our server is so wild that even the players from China are lining up to test out the market. Who knew Minecraft could be such a lucrative business opportunity? And don’t even get us started on the delusional fags who think Cover is raking in the dough. We’re all about keeping it real here, even if it means crushing dreams along the way.

So why wait? Join our insane Minecraft server today and experience the madness for yourself. Who knows, you might just become the next big thing in the virtual world. Or at least earn more than 1/3 of what anycolor is making.

SonicCraft – Fast & Furriest Minecraft Server

booru, cytube, Fast, Furriest, IDW Release Dates, Mecha Girls, Minecraft, OC info, Perfect System Collection, pixel world, Server, Sonic comic scans, Sonic Game/Mod Recommendation Spreadsheet, Sonic Rumble, sonic the hedgehog, Sonic the Hedgehog #70, Sonic the Hedgehog #71, Sonic the Hedgehog #72, sonic the hedgehog 3, Sonic the Hedgehog Annual 2024, Sonic the Hedgehog General, Sonic X Shadow Generations, soniccraft, Spring Broken, summer game fest

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Players:	108/1000	Votes:	281
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	5	Soul Swords Wielded:	6
Wilderness Tamed:	6	Hidden Passages Discovered:	3
Ancient Ruins Explored:	4	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	18
Curse of Binding Applied:	5	Lunar Scepters Activated:	3
Endless Staircases Climbed:	1	Blood Moons Survived:	3
Infinite Doors Opened:	1	Crystal Palaces Visited:	1
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2	Secret Libraries Discovered:	2

Welcome to the Sonic the Hedgehog General! Join us for all things Sonic, from discussing the latest games to sharing your favorite mecha girl fan art!

Looking for a place to hype up the release of Sonic X Shadow Generations? Look no further, we’ve got a countdown going and even a special animation in the works! And don’t forget about Sonic Rumble – it’s gonna be a game changer, literally.

But wait, there’s more! Sonic the Hedgehog 3 is set to drop in December 2024, so mark your calendars and get ready for some epic adventures. Plus, we’ve got a whole list of IDW release dates that will have you counting down the days.

Join our server for all the Sonic game and mod recommendations you could ever need. And if you’re a fan of Sonic comics, we’ve got scans galore to keep you entertained for hours.

So why wait? Join us now and become a part of the Sonic fandom like never before. Gotta go fast to catch all the excitement!

PixelPanic Minecraft Server

biggest threat, Conflict, Country, Diplomacy, foreign policy, geopolitical tensions, global leadership, global security, global stability, human rights violations, international relations, military aggression, Minecraft, nuclear weapons, Peacekeeping, PixelPanic, political instability, Server, SUPERPOWER, Terrorism, united nations, War, world peace

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Players:	100/400	Votes:	4621
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	7	Demonic Pacts Formed:	3
New Chunks Explored:	534711	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2
Zombie Dances:	0	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2
Royal Decrees Issued:	3	Wilderness Tamed:	18
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	30	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3
Cosmic Pies Baked:	10	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	3
Shadow Figures Spotted:	2	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3

Are you tired of worrying about real-world politics and international conflicts? Well, do we have the perfect escape for you! Join our Minecraft server and leave all your worries behind as you embark on a hilarious journey filled with blocky adventures and crazy shenanigans.

Our server is so epic that even the biggest threat to world peace would be too busy trying to survive in our pixelated world to cause any trouble. Plus, rumor has it that the leader of said country tried to join our server once, but got so distracted by building a giant statue of themselves out of diamond blocks that they forgot all about world domination.

So come join us and let your imagination run wild as you build, explore, and troll your way through our one-of-a-kind Minecraft server. Who knows, you might even stumble upon a secret underground base filled with llamas plotting to take over the server!

MineFlicks: The Blockbuster XXX Parody

10. naughty humor, 11. adult comedy, 12. sexy parody, 13. adult film industry, 14. raunchy humor, 15. adult spoof, 16. adult movie, 17. adult humor, 18. adult entertainment industry, 19. adult film parody, 2. famous movie, 20. adult movie industry., 3. clever title, 4. comedy, 5. adult film, 6. humor, 7. satire, 8. movie spoof, 9. adult entertainment, blockbuster, MineFlicks, Parody, porn parody, xxx

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Players:	103/100	Votes:	1897
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Pirate Ships Captured:	3	Meteorites Collected:	4
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	7	Twisted Realms Survived:	3
Living Shadows Defeated:	3	Crops Grown:	2198
Epic Quests Completed:	12	Holy Grails Found:	5
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	19	Wilderness Tamed:	11
Dragon Eggs Found:	1677	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	7	Eternal Flames Captured:	6

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our server is like no other! Join us for a wild ride filled with exploding sheep, dancing creepers, and a secret underground disco party hosted by none other than Herobrine himself.

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that if you find the legendary diamond pickaxe hidden deep within the mines, you’ll unlock access to the mystical land of Llama Land, where llamas rule the world and cookies rain from the sky.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and prepare for the craziest, most outrageous Minecraft experience of your life!

CrimeaCraft Minecraft Server

air defence systems, Conflict Resolution, Crimea, CrimeaCraft, Defense, eastern europe, foreign policy, Geopolitical, international relations, Military Action, military conflict, Minecraft, missile strike, occupation, russia, sanctions, SECURITY, Server, SOVEREIGNTY, Tensions, territorial dispute, Ukraine, War

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Players:	95/300	Votes:	1949
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Haunted Forests Traversed:	5	Epic Shields Constructed:	34
Celestial Events Witnessed:	1	Magic Items Found:	8634
Emeralds Found:	6214	Dragon Scales Harvested:	110
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0
Mythical Swords Crafted:	37	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	2	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2
Soul Swords Wielded:	3	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	7

So, like, this server is like, totally epic, bro. You gotta join because, like, we have this crazy story where Ukraine, like, hits three Russian air defense systems in occupied Crimea, but, like, in Minecraft version. It’s like, so intense, man. You gotta see it to believe it. Plus, we have, like, the most insane builds and the wildest PvP battles you’ve ever seen. Trust me, you won’t regret joining this server. It’s like, the best decision you’ll ever make in your Minecraft life, dude. Join now and be part of the madness!

CraftyDownUnder

Accountability, australian politics, Ban, bill, campaign finance, CraftyDownUnder, Democracy, donation restrictions, elections, Electoral Process, Government, legislation, lobbying, political corruption, political donations, political integrity, public trust, REFORM, south australia, transparency, world-leading

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Players:	101/600	Votes:	3308
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Backwards Speech Heard:	3	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	5
Secret Passages Found:	3	Infernal Machines Built:	2
Omnipotent Charms Created:	3	Fairy Circles Danced In:	8
Magical Ponies Rescued:	2	Demonic Pacts Formed:	0
Wailing Winds Heard:	3	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	4
Celestial Crowns Worn:	2	Shadow Realms Conquered:	1
Potions Brewed:	60	Magical Familiars Summoned:	4

come join our epic minecraft server where we ban all the boring stuff like political donations in elections! we are world-leading in our craziness and we promise you won’t find another server like ours.

imagine a world where creepers run for president and skeletons are the secret service. that’s the kind of chaos you can expect on our server.

we don’t want your money, we just want you to come and have a good time. so join us and let’s build a world where the only thing you need to worry about is whether or not you have enough diamonds.

Pretty2UglyCraft

aging, Appearance, beauty, beauty expectations, beauty ideals, beauty standards, beauty struggles, body image, Confidence, inner beauty, Insecurity, outer beauty, physical changes, Pretty2UglyCraft, self esteem, self worth, self-acceptance, self-image, self-perception, societal pressure, transformation

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Players:	98/900	Votes:	1120
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	6	Epic Bosses Defeated:	1
Crystal Caves Mapped:	8	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	5
Hidden Passages Discovered:	8	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	Cursed Lands Purified:	9
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	52
Chaos Gates Opened:	0	Rainbows Spotted:	6
Meteorites Collected:	0	Zombie Dances:	1

are you tired of being pretty and then becoming ugly? well, on this server, you can be as ugly as you want and no one will judge you! we embrace the ugliness and celebrate it with open arms. join us and let your ugly flag fly high!

we have a secret underground club where all the ugly players hang out and party like there’s no tomorrow. we have ugly contests, ugly dance-offs, and even an ugly fashion show. trust me, you’ve never seen such a beautiful display of ugliness in your life.

if you’re tired of being judged for your looks on other servers, come join us where being ugly is not only accepted, it’s encouraged. let your inner ugly shine and join our community of misfits and outcasts. we promise you won’t regret it (unless you’re allergic to ugly, then maybe stay away).

YoshiCraft Minecraft Server

Characters, contract, creative vision, Departure, Development Team, Diversity, Final Fantasy, Franchise, Game Designer, goals, heteronormativity, Hope, Impact, Minecraft, Roots, sad news, Server, sobbing, Square Enix, storytelling, Tears, VALUES, Visionary, worlds, YoshiCraft, YoshiP, Yoshitpiss

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Players:	92/100	Votes:	2762
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Soul Swords Wielded:	2	Alternate Realities Explored:	5
Lost Souls Rescued:	6	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Twisted Realms Survived:	2	Lava Oceans Crossed:	1
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Glitched Entities Encountered:	2
Portal Loops Escaped:	1	Endless Mazes Conquered:	1
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	Phoenix Feathers Found:	14
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	483	Celestial Events Witnessed:	3

Are you ready to embark on a wild and wacky adventure in a Minecraft server like no other? Join us on our server where Yoshitpiss, the legendary game designer from Square Enix, has created a world that will blow your mind!

After being unjustly fired from his job at Square Enix, Yoshitpiss decided to take matters into his own hands and create a Minecraft server that would rival even the most epic Final Fantasy games. With his creative genius and passion for storytelling, he has crafted a world filled with mystery, magic, and mayhem.

Join us on this server and experience the thrill of battling dragons, exploring ancient ruins, and uncovering hidden treasures. But be warned, Yoshitpiss’s creative vision is not for the faint of heart. You never know what crazy adventure or bizarre character you might encounter next!

So why wait? Join our server today and become a part of the wildest Minecraft community around. Who needs Final Fantasy when you have Yoshitpiss’s Minecraft masterpiece waiting for you? Let the madness begin!

RechargeCraft Minecraft Server

battery health, battery level, battery life, battery replacement, charging, device charging, device maintenance, electronic device, electronic maintenance, headset, headset care, headset maintenance, headset usage, low battery, low battery warning, low power, Minecraft, power, recharge, rechargeable, RechargeCraft, Server, Technology

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Players:	102/100	Votes:	7038
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	3	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2
Dragonkin Hatched:	2	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	2
Wyrmholes Dug:	10	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1
Magical Familiars Summoned:	2	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	4	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	10
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	Void Armor Forged:	29
Enchantments Applied:	151	Holy Grails Found:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that make you feel like your headset is running out of battery? Well, fear not because on our server, we guarantee that your headset will always be fully charged and ready for some epic gaming sessions! Join us for a wild ride filled with exploding chickens, flying pigs, and a secret underground dance party with the Ender Dragon. Don’t miss out on the chance to join the craziest Minecraft server in the universe!

BlockyBluesCraft

appetite changes, BlockyBluesCraft, coping mechanisms, depression, FATIGUE, hopelessness, ISOLATION, lack of interest, low self-esteem, medication, mental health, mental illness, mood disorder, Professional help, Sadness, signs of depression, sleep disturbances, support system, symptoms of depression, Therapy, Treatment

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Players:	92/900	Votes:	6975
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Magical Familiars Summoned:	4
Lost Souls Rescued:	1	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	8
Wilderness Tamed:	7	Magic Crystals Found:	12
Ender Pearl Glitches:	5	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3
Dark Rituals Completed:	6	Secret Passages Found:	3
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	10

Are you tired of mining alone in the dark, feeling like you’re stuck in a never-ending cave of sadness? Well, fear not my pixelated friend, because on our Minecraft server, we have the cure for your virtual woes! Join us and you’ll never have to worry about feeling depressed again, because our community is so full of laughter and joy that even the creepers can’t resist joining in on the fun. So come on, hop on over to our server and let’s turn those frowns upside down!