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Players: | 90/500 | Votes: | 5802 |
Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
Mimic Chests Discovered: | 2 | Hedge Mazes Navigated: | 10 |
Legendary Items Repaired: | 2 | Evil Lairs Raided: | 7 |
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: | 1 | Unique Catgirls Spotted: | 4 |
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: | 1 | Unicorn Sightings: | 1 |
Bizarre Potions Brewed: | 9 | Paranormal Events Investigated: | 2 |
Dragonfire Shields Forged: | 3 | Forgotten Legends Remembered: | 3 |
Duplicated Mobs Battled: | 4 | Cursed Artifacts Recovered: | 13 |
if u join our server, u will be helping Ukraine and Latvia in some weird, virtual way. like, every block u mine or cow u kill helps them out somehow. it’s like Minecraft charity or something.
plus, Bill Blair promised to personally come to your house and give u a high five if u join. how cool is that? imagine telling all your friends that the Defence Minister of Canada is your homie because u play on this server.
so come join us and help save the world, one pixel at a time! oh, and did we mention there’s free cake for everyone who joins? yeah, we got cake. lots of cake.