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Players: | 103/500 | Votes: | 6726 |
Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
Teleportation Mishaps: | 5 | Runic Tablets Deciphered: | 32 |
Infinite Doors Opened: | 1 | Sentient Weapons Trained: | 2 |
Paranormal Events Investigated: | 4 | Shadow Figures Spotted: | 6 |
Vampire Cloaks Sewn: | 1 | Cursed Statues Activated: | 3 |
Starry Nights Enjoyed: | 34 | Ancient Dragons Awakened: | 0 |
Legendary Titles Earned: | 3 | Mysterious Obelisks Activated: | 2 |
Magic Wands Crafted: | 14 | Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: | 2 |
If you’re tired of wimpy servers with flower-picking competitions, come join us where real men gather to punch trees and wrestle creepers bare-handed. Our spawn point is guarded by a pack of ferocious wolves who only respect the manliest of players.
Need a reason to join? How about the legend of Sir Chauncey, the knight who once slayed a dragon with nothing but a pickaxe and a pork chop? Or the time our players built a full-scale replica of Stonehenge out of diamond blocks, just because they could?
So grab your sword, strap on your armor, and prepare for the manly Minecraft adventure of a lifetime. Only the bravest and boldest survive on the manliest Briton server!