Join us and escape the real world where your mom can’t hold a glass of water without spilling it. Build your own virtual world where you can work “weird hours” without any guilt trips from your mom.
Our server is the perfect place to find independence and freedom from helicopter parenting. So come on, join us and leave the real world drama behind!
Join us and experience the thrill of defending your virtual home from overbearing relatives who think they can do whatever they want. Build a fortress, gather resources, and show them who’s boss in the world of Minecraft!
And don’t worry, our server is a safe space for new parents and their newborns. We understand the importance of recovering from a tough pregnancy and c-section, so feel free to relax and enjoy some well-deserved peace and quiet while playing with us.
So come on over and join the fun! Who knew that Minecraft could be so relatable to real-life family drama? Let’s build, explore, and most importantly, set those boundaries!
Join our server for the chance to ride a llama through a portal to a parallel universe where diamonds rain from the sky and zombies breakdance instead of attacking you. Don’t miss out on the opportunity to build a house made entirely out of cheese or ride a rollercoaster that goes through a volcano!
So why wait until 2024 to experience all the craziness when you can join our server now and start living in the future today! Trust us, once you join, you’ll never want to leave (unless you want to visit the year 3024 where cats rule the world and trees grow pizza slices).