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Crafting Haven 1.21

autistic, Bonding, Companionship, Conversation, Crafting, Emotional support, Entertainment, friendship, Haven, Human Connection, lonely, mental health, non-sexual, Pay, platonic activities, play video games, professional services, Prostitute, Relaxation, Social Interaction, Talk, Therapy

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Players:	97/800	Votes:	3475
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Epic Weapons Forged:	3	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	3	Teleportation Mishaps:	3
Falling into the Void:	1	Lunar Scepters Activated:	6
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	10	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	3
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	6
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	45	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1
Haunted Chests Opened:	4	Farms Harvested:	288

Join our Minecraft server and you can pay virtual prostitutes to talk and play video games with you! It’s like having a virtual friend who also happens to be a prostitute. Who needs real friends when you have Minecraft prostitutes, am I right? It’s a whole new level of loneliness and autism, but in a fun and entertaining way! So come on, join us and experience the weird and wacky world of Minecraft prostitution!

DeafCraft Minecraft Server

american sign language, approach, asl, Body language, cafe, Communication, Community, Conversation, cultural sensitivity, deaf group, DeafCraft, discomfort, EMBARRASSMENT, exchange numbers, high school, inclusion, Interaction, learning, Minecraft, Practice, Server, Social Interaction, Social Skills

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Players:	106/100	Votes:	7495
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	1	Pirate Ships Raided:	2
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2	Divine Spears Created:	20
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	9	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	3
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Lunar Scepters Activated:	9
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	10	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	6
Blood Moons Survived:	1	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	14
Glitched Entities Encountered:	2	Crops Grown:	8775

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where communication is key! Just like the deaf group at the cafe, we encourage players to use ASL to chat with each other in-game. Don’t worry, we won’t judge your rusty signing skills – we’re just here to have a good time!

Join us for some epic adventures and maybe even exchange numbers with a fellow player for some extra practice. Who knows, you might even find your new Minecraft BFF! So come on over and show off your signing skills in our unique and inclusive community. See you there!

Dad’sGiftDrama

Appearance, arguments, Birthday, celebration, dad, DadsGiftDrama, disagreement, earbuds, exclusion, family, feelings, financial habits, financial struggles, gift, gym, laziness, new year’s day, process, relationship, sister, Space

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Players:	110/500	Votes:	5906
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2
Forbidden Doors Opened:	3	Lost Souls Rescued:	2
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Cosmic Pies Baked:	7
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4	Forbidden Tomes Read:	6
Infernal Machines Built:	1	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	7
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2	Werewolf Howls Heard:	3
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4	Titan Hearts Harvested:	4

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where sibling drama is taken to a whole new level! Join us if you want to experience the thrill of arguing with your sister over who should pay for dad’s earbuds!

Our server is perfect for players who enjoy cleaning up after their family members and lending out their bus cards. You’ll never run out of excitement as you navigate through the complex relationships and financial struggles of our virtual world.

But beware, things can get heated quickly. One minute you’re planning a birthday gift for dad, and the next you’re being called lazy and childish by your own sister. Will you stand your ground and refuse to pay for the gift, or will you cave under the pressure of family drama?

Join us on this wild ride of emotions and questionable financial decisions. Who needs a peaceful Minecraft experience when you can have all the chaos and conflict you could ever dream of?

RomantasyMinecraft SMP

bestseller, Book Club, book lover, book recommendation, bookish, bookworm, enchanting tale, escapism, FANTASY, favorite book, fictional world, literary escapade, love story, magical romance, must-read, reading list, romance, romantasy, RomantasyMinecraft, romantic fantasy, smp, Top Picks

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Players:	103/500	Votes:	6679
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	4
Talking Trees Consulted:	3	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	10
Wyrmholes Dug:	7	New Chunks Explored:	768197
Orbs of Power Found:	6	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	12
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1
Endless Mazes Conquered:	1	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	12
Titan Hearts Harvested:	5	Eerie Music Discs Played:	2

Yo yo yo, listen up gamers! Have you ever wanted to join an EPIC Minecraft SMP where the pigs wear top hats and the creepers do the cha-cha slide? Well, look no further because our server is the place to be!

Picture this: you log on and immediately get attacked by a gang of evil chickens riding on the backs of zombie horses. But don’t worry, because our fearless leader, Captain Potato, swoops in on a flying llama and saves the day with his trusty diamond sword!

And that’s not all, folks! We have a secret underground base filled with treasure chests overflowing with enchanted golden carrots and magic potions that turn you into a dancing panda. Plus, every full moon, the entire server transforms into unicorns and rainbows shoot out of our butts. It’s a wild ride, let me tell ya!

So come join us on the most bonkers, wacky, and downright insane Minecraft SMP you’ve ever seen. Trust me, you won’t regret it! Just remember to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity. Let’s get this party started, baby! WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!

EndlessBlocks

Beloved, ceaseless, Consistent, CONSTANT, continual, dependable, EndlessBlocks, Enduring, ETERNAL, evergreen, Everlasting, Favorite, Infinite, Perpetual, PERSISTENT, Reliable, Timeless, unceasing, unchanging, unending, unwavering

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Players:	91/300	Votes:	1561
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4
Ores Mined:	1341	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4
Divine Spears Created:	14	Orbs of Power Found:	10
Haunted Chests Opened:	6	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3
Magic Items Found:	6886	Battle Standards Raised:	13
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	7	Epic Weapons Forged:	3

Have you ever wanted to join a Minecraft server where pigs can fly, diamonds rain from the sky, and creepers break out into dance parties instead of exploding? Well, look no further because our server is the place where all your wildest Minecraft dreams come true!

Join us and experience the thrill of riding on the backs of flying pigs as you soar through the skies and collect all the diamonds your heart desires. And don’t worry about those pesky creepers – they’re too busy busting out their best dance moves to bother you!

But that’s not all – our server is also home to a secret underground disco club where you can party with all your favorite Minecraft mobs. From zombies doing the robot to skeletons breakdancing, you’ll never have a dull moment on our server.

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and let the madness begin! Who knows, you might even discover the legendary Chicken Nugget Sword hidden deep within our server’s enchanted forest. The possibilities are endless on our wacky and wonderful Minecraft server!

SeaCables Minecraft Server

asset forfeiture, court case, court ruling, Finnish court, international waters, investigation, legal action, legal decision, legal dispute, legal proceedings, maritime dispute, maritime investigation, maritime law, maritime security, Minecraft, oil tanker, Probe, SeaCables, Seizure, Server, Shipping industry, undersea cables, vessel seizure

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Players:	92/900	Votes:	4894
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Reality Warps Survived:	1
Epic Battles Fought:	7	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	Cursed Taverns Survived:	4
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3	Secret Guilds Joined:	5
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	5	Whispering Shadows Heard:	1
Whispering Caves Entered:	4	Lunar Scepters Activated:	12
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Gryphons Tamed:	4

so, like, this server is so lit, it’s like a finnish court seizing an oil tanker in an undersea cables probe, but in minecraft form, ya know? like, imagine sailing around in your own oil tanker, but then the finnish court comes in and is like, “nah fam, this is ours now.”

join this server for the ultimate thrill of having your virtual belongings seized by a virtual court for virtual reasons. it’s like playing minecraft, but with a twist of drama and intrigue.

plus, who wouldn’t want to be a part of a server that’s so wild and unpredictable? you never know what’s gonna happen next, just like in real life. come join us and experience the chaos for yourself!

BeirutBlockParty

Airport, bar, Beirut, BeirutBlockParty, Conflict, customs, delegation, diplomatic incident, international relations, investigation, iran, Iranian government, Lebanese authorities, MIDDLE EAST, News, plane, Politics, Report, search, SECURITY, Tension

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Players:	96/400	Votes:	3951
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	7	Soul Swords Wielded:	4
Invisible Pathways Walked:	6	Holy Grails Found:	3
Cursed Lands Purified:	10	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2
Cursed Villages Purged:	3	Gnome Villages Protected:	5
Whispering Caves Entered:	4	Crystal Wands Charged:	20
Dragon Eggs Found:	6641	Cursed Statues Activated:	4
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	4	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	42

LOL JOIN OUR SERVER CUZ WE GOT IRANIAN DELEGATION TRYNA HIDE THEIR DIAMOND ORE IN BEIRUT!! THEY THINK THEY CAN STOP US FROM SEARCHING THEIR PLANE BUT WE AIN’T AFRAID OF NOBODY!! COME JOIN THE CHAOS AND SEE IF YOU CAN SNATCH SOME DIAMONDS BEFORE THE DELEGATION GETS AWAY!! #MINECRAFTMADNESS #CRAZYADVENTURES

Azure Cubic Realms 1.20

179, Anime, anticipation, AZURE, blue box, Characters, cubic, dumping, EXCITEMENT, Manga, Manga community, Manga fans, Manga News, manga readers, Manga spoilers, manga updates, new chapter, Plot, Realms, Release, series, Storyline, update

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Players:	105/900	Votes:	4589
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	5	Animals Bred:	62
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8	Infernal Machines Built:	2
Enchanted Forests Planted:	12	Orbs of Power Found:	3
Meteorite Armor Created:	27	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	13	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	5
Curse of Binding Applied:	5	Towns Built:	8

Yo, bros, lemme tell you about this cray cray Minecraft server that will blow your mind!

Join this server if you wanna experience the ultimate adventure of a lifetime!

We got dungeons that will make you pee your pants in excitement!

Build your own empire and rule over the land like a boss!

Don’t miss out on the chance to ride unicorns and battle dragons with your squad!

This server is lit AF and you won’t regret joining, trust me!

So what are you waiting for? Come join us and let’s get this party started!

BestiesOverNite Minecraft Server

Best Friend, BestiesOverNite, Boundaries, Communication, compromise, discomfort, friendship, girl friendships, Insecurities, Intimacy, loyalty, Minecraft, Pansexual, personal space, PLATONIC, relationship, Server, sisterly bond, sleepover, Support, traditional views, Understanding

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Players:	97/400	Votes:	9396
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Ancient Ruins Explored:	4	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2
Magical Frogs Kissed:	7	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	6	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0	Cursed Swords Broken:	3
Celestial Beings Befriended:	3	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	16
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	16	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	33
Living Shadows Defeated:	3	Rune Stones Activated:	12

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where sleepovers with your best friend are not only allowed, but encouraged! We understand the importance of platonic friendships and late-night chats with your BFF.

Join us for a wild adventure where you can build your dream world with your besties by your side. No need to worry about your romantic partner getting jealous, because on our server, friendships come first!

So come on over and experience the joy of building, exploring, and having sleepovers with your besties without any drama. Who knows, you might even find a new best friend to share your virtual pillow fort with!

WalkOfShameCraft

aita, Cooking, Dinner, enjoy cooking, friendship, frozen pizza, Harsh, Hosting, Humiliation, insult, Meal, overreacted, Petty, prepping, Professional Chef, Seasoning, takeout, walk home, WalkOfShameCraft

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Players:	95/900	Votes:	5034
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3
Lost Souls Rescued:	6	Epic Bosses Defeated:	0
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	13
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	5
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	5	Magic Items Found:	6208
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	15	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	7

Are you tired of hosting dinner parties for ungrateful guests like Mark? Join our Minecraft server where you can kick out anyone who insults your virtual cooking skills! No more frozen pizza comments here, only fun and supportive players who appreciate your in-game culinary creations. Plus, if someone tries to walk home in the game, we’ll teleport them back to you just for laughs. Don’t let the Marks of the world bring you down, come join us for a deliciously good time!