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my shit ain’t parallel Minecraft SMP

Aint, angles, blockquotepmy, Geometry, Math, Minecraft, my shit ain’t parallel, no way bro, non-parallel, not parallel, Parallel, parallel computing, parallel dimensions, parallel lines, parallel lines never intersect, parallel lines never meet, parallel parking, parallel processing, parallel structure, parallel universe, parallel universe theory, parallel worlds, parallelism, Perpendicular, Shit, SMPpblockquote

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Players:	96/900	Votes:	8582
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Dragonkin Hatched:	4	Eclipse Rings Activated:	1
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5
Epic Battles Fought:	20	Villages Defended:	8
Epic Quests Completed:	7	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4
Votes:	5549	Immortal Potions Brewed:	14
Chimeras Created:	3	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2

Welcome to the most chaotic Minecraft SMP you’ll ever encounter! Our server is so wild that even the blocks can’t stay in line, they’re all over the place like a bunch of drunk villagers on a Saturday night.

Join us if you want to experience the thrill of trying to build a house with walls that are more crooked than a witch’s nose. And don’t even get me started on the mobs – they’re so confused by the wonky terrain that they end up walking in circles like lost sheep.

But hey, if you’re looking for a challenge and a good laugh, then this is the place for you. Just be prepared to have your mind blown by the sheer absurdity of it all. So come on in, grab your pickaxe, and let’s get this party started!

GoneCountryNoTellAITA

cardiothoracic surgeons, Communication, confession, druggie parents, English as a second language, expensive trip, family situation, favorite cafe, financial assistance, friendship, GoneCountryNoTellAITA, grandmas.house, hanging out, inconsiderate behavior, MONEY, moving on, Singapore trip, tutoring, unrequited love, upset friend, vacation

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Players:	105/700	Votes:	3952
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2	Treasure Maps Found:	8
Astral Orbs Gathered:	18	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	8	Underground Cities Explored:	2
Star Shards Collected:	86	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	28
Mimic Chests Discovered:	4	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	6	Mines Excavated:	1645
Phantom Rings Equipped:	16	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3

Are you tired of real-life drama and heartbreak? Come join our Minecraft server, where the only thing you’ll be confessing your love to is your diamond sword! Leave behind the woes of unrequited love and join us for some pixelated fun!

Join us on our server and escape to a virtual Singapore, where you can explore our amazing zoo, ride roller coasters at our very own Minecraft Universal Studios, and shop till you drop (in-game currency, of course). And the best part? Our server is only a two-hour flight away…in your imagination!

Don’t worry about the cost of joining our server, because our admins are cardiothoracic surgeons in real life (totally legit, we swear). They’ll cover all your expenses, and if you feel guilty, you can always tutor their son in English as a second language. It’s a win-win!

So say goodbye to real-life drama and hello to a world where the only thing you’ll be inconsiderate to is that creeper sneaking up behind you. Join our server now and let the adventures begin!

FlatEarthBeliever – Minecraft SMP

alternative beliefs, conspiracy theories, debunked theories, flat earth, flat earth believers, flat earth community, flat earth debate, flat earth evidence, flat earth movement, flat earth myth, flat earth proof, flat earth research, flat earth society, flat earth theory, flat earth truth, FlatEarthBeliever, geocentrism, Minecraft, pseudoscience, Round Earth, scientific skepticism, smp

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Players:	106/100	Votes:	2204
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Astral Amulets Crafted:	39	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	4
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5	Mysterious Portals Opened:	19
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	2	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	5	Astral Staffs Crafted:	14
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Eternal Flames Captured:	7

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP where we believe in the ultimate truth – the earth is flat! Join us as we embark on epic adventures to prove to the world that we’re not just building blocks in a cube, but actually living on a giant pancake floating in space.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret society of llamas who control the economy with their woolly wisdom. Will you be able to earn their trust and become the llama whisperer of the server?

And if that’s not enough to pique your interest, we also have a legendary treasure hidden deep within the mines – rumored to be guarded by a pack of dancing creepers who only speak in riddles. Can you solve their puzzles and claim the loot for yourself?

So if you’re ready to join a Minecraft SMP like no other, where conspiracy theories and chaos reign supreme, then come on down and see if you have what it takes to survive in our wacky world of flat earth adventures!

MineTunes98: Digging up the Hits!

20 years ago, beloved tunes, chart-toppers, classic songs, Digging, favorites, golden oldies, Hits, iconic, memorable, MineTunes98, Music, music history, must-listen, Nostalgia, oldies but goodies, Popular, Retro, Throwback, Timeless, top tracks, vintage

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Players:	110/300	Votes:	109
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2
Holy Grails Found:	1	Cursed Lands Purified:	6
Hidden Passages Discovered:	8	Secret Passages Found:	4
Omnipotent Charms Created:	2	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	3	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2
Void Armor Forged:	13	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	6	Ender Pearl Glitches:	5

Are you tired of listening to the same old tunes on repeat while mining for diamonds in Minecraft? Well, look no further because our server has the most epic playlist of classic songs from 20 years ago that will have you grooving as you build your virtual empire.

From Britney Spears’ iconic hit “Oops!… I Did It Again” to Eminem’s legendary track “The Real Slim Shady,” our server will transport you back to the glory days of the early 2000s. And if you join now, you’ll even get exclusive access to a secret underground disco party where you can dance the night away with your fellow blockheads.

So why waste your time on boring servers when you can join us and jam out to the greatest hits of yesteryear? Trust us, once you hear the sweet sounds of NSYNC’s “Bye Bye Bye” echoing through your virtual world, you’ll never want to leave. Join now and let the nostalgia flow!

Welcome to Myrdia, where we pretend to be architects in Minecraft instead of actually building our real-life kingdoms!

Abilities, Adventure, alliances, Architects, aurelia, Battles, Biomes, Builder, building, Character, Community, contributions, Explorer, Immersive, Kingdoms, landscapes, Minecraft, Myrdia, player, PRETEND, Reallife, Skills, smp, strategy, Structures, warrior

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Players:	100/100	Votes:	7961
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Dark Rituals Completed:	1	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	Glitched Entities Encountered:	5
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Epic Quests Completed:	19
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Invisible Walls Found:	1
Forbidden Tomes Read:	6	Emeralds Found:	4241
Wilderness Tamed:	13	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1

Welcome to Aurelia Minecraft Server

Features
Towny
MCMMO
Enhanced World Generation

Whether you seek to build towns, hone your skills, or explore unique worlds, Aurelia offers a diverse and immersive experience for players.

FAQ

Question	Answer
What is Towny?	Towny allows players to create and manage their own towns, form alliances, and build thriving communities.
What is MCMMO?	MCMMO is a plugin that adds RPG elements to Minecraft, allowing players to level up skills and unlock special abilities.
What is Enhanced World Generation?	Aurelia features a customized world with stunning landscapes, hidden biomes, and unique structures for players to explore.
Is Aurelia suitable for all types of players?	Yes, Aurelia caters to builders, warriors, and explorers, providing a rich and immersive experience for every player.
How can I join Aurelia?	Simply connect to the Aurelia Minecraft server and become part of a welcoming community where your contributions matter.

War Projector Minecraft Server

Conflict, Defense, escalation, escalation of conflict, geopolitical tensions, international relations, iran, Iran nuclear deal, MIDDLE EAST, Military, Minecraft, projector, red flags, red light, RETALIATION, rings of power, Server, strategic implications, Tehran, Tension, Vengeance, War, war projectors, WARFARE

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Players:	101/600	Votes:	8292
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	13	Crops Grown:	7866
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0	Divine Spears Created:	26
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	12	Epic Mounts Acquired:	6
Alternate Realities Explored:	2	Infernal Machines Built:	1
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	374
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	2	Magical Frogs Kissed:	1

Hey there, fellow Minecrafters! Are you tired of boring old servers with the same old quests and challenges? Well, look no further because our server is like no other!

Join us and experience the thrill of dodging war projectors and red lights of severe vengeance in Tehran! Our server is so intense, even Iran is getting in on the action! Who knew Minecraft could be so geopolitically charged?

But wait, there’s more! We also have red flags and rings of power for you to collect and use in your epic battles. Will you be able to handle the strategic implications of all this chaos? Join now and find out!

Weirdo Minecraft SMP Player

ANNOYING, different, distinct, eccentric, funny, Individual, Minecraft, misunderstood, nonconformist, offbeat, one of a kind, out of the box, peculiar, player, quirky, Schizo, self-aware, smp, socially developed, Unconventional, Unique, weird, Weirdo

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Players:	100/900	Votes:	191
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Enchanted Armories Found:	7	Forbidden Relics Collected:	5
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	26	Heroic Legacies Created:	7
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	45
Star Shards Collected:	234	Astral Projections Made:	3
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Magical Frogs Kissed:	6
Demonic Pacts Formed:	2	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	74
Celestial Beings Befriended:	0	Eerie Music Discs Played:	1

Hey there fellow Minecrafters! Are you looking for a server that embraces the weird and wacky? Look no further than our SMP!

Join us if you want to experience the thrill of playing with a self-proclaimed schizo who may or may not be annoying at times. But hey, who doesn’t love a little chaos in their Minecraft world, am I right?

Our server is filled with insane stories and outrageous adventures just waiting for you to dive in. Who knows what kind of shenanigans you’ll get into with our quirky community of players?

So if you’re ready to question your social development while having a blast in Minecraft, come join us on our SMP! Just be prepared for the unexpected and embrace the weirdness. See you in-game!

BabySwap Minecraft Server

Babysitting, BabySwap, Boundaries, child care, Communication, cousin, Decision making, family, Friend, judgement, Minecraft, misunderstanding, opinion, parenting, Perception, perspective, relationships, RESPONSIBILITY, Safety, Server, Support, Trust, trustworthiness

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Players:	95/800	Votes:	728
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3	Mineshafts Explored:	3
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1	Meteorites Collected:	2
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1
Royal Decrees Issued:	4	Portal Loops Escaped:	2
Sentient Weapons Trained:	6	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3
Votes:	9421	Cursed Statues Activated:	3
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2	Divine Scrolls Written:	15

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as leaving a baby with a “strange man” for 5 minutes? Look no further! Join our server for the ultimate thrill of risking it all for a forgotten notebook. Our community is so chill, you can even leave your baby cousin with your friend while you go on epic quests. Who needs responsible babysitting when you have Minecraft adventures to embark on? Join now and experience the excitement of questionable decision-making at its finest!

WeddingDressCosplayWars

alterations, bride, Charity, charity shop, convention, COSPLAY, cosplay season, costume, cousin, family, Fight, Jareth, labyrinth, progress, sarah, Sarah’s ballgown, social media, Upset, Wedding, wedding dress, WeddingDressCosplayWars

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Players:	91/400	Votes:	9716
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Haunted Forests Traversed:	2	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	3
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	6	Towns Built:	1
Battle Standards Raised:	14	Cozy Campfires Lit:	14
Mines Excavated:	4536	Dragonkin Hatched:	2
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	5	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4
Celestial Crowns Worn:	5	Divine Scrolls Written:	13
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, do I have the server for you! Join our server for a wild ride filled with drama and cosplay shenanigans!

Picture this: you stumble upon an old school wedding dress in a charity shop, and instead of using it for a wedding, you turn it into the most epic cosplay costume inspired by Jim Henson’s Labyrinth. But wait, there’s more! Your cousin tries to buy the dress off you after seeing how amazing it turned out, causing family drama and chaos. Will you stand your ground and keep the dress for your epic cosplay, or will you give in to the pressure?

Join our server for a chance to experience the thrill of turning a wedding dress into a cosplay masterpiece, all while dealing with family drama and intense cosplay battles. Who knew Minecraft could be so exhilarating? Don’t miss out on the fun – join now for a truly unique gaming experience!

HomeOfficeHero – Minecraft SMP

career, digital nomad, entrepreneur, flexible work, freelance, Home office, HomeOfficeHero, Job, job satisfaction, Minecraft, online business, remote work, self employed, smp, telecommuter, telecommuting, telework, virtual assistant, work flexibility, work from anywhere, work from home, work-life balance

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Players:	99/1000	Votes:	9222
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Evil Twin Fights:	5	Epic Quests Completed:	20
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Haunted Mines Explored:	3
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2	Elemental Crystals Collected:	28
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	5	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	4
Ender Pearl Glitches:	5	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	16
Celestial Gardens Planted:	3	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1

Are you tired of your boring 9-5 job? Join our Minecraft SMP where the only work you’ll be doing is building epic structures and battling mobs! Our server is run by a group of eccentric billionaires who got bored of counting their money and decided to create a virtual world where anything is possible.

Need a break from your mundane job of data entry? Come join us and become a professional block stacker! Sick of dealing with annoying customers in retail? Join our server and become a master of redstone engineering!

We even have a secret underground society of villagers who are plotting to take over the server – will you join them or stop their evil plans? The possibilities are endless in our wacky world of Minecraft madness. So quit your boring job and join us for a wild ride of adventure and chaos!