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| Players: | 101/200 | Votes: | 1882 |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: | 5 | Legendary Titles Earned: | 3 |
| Soul Contracts Signed: | 5 | Celestial Blades Sharpened: | 8 |
| Magical Beanstalks Grown: | 5 | Wishing Wells Wished Upon: | 10 |
| Eldritch Medallions Worn: | 5 | Vanishing Structures Built: | 3 |
| Soulbound Rings Equipped: | 5 | Ethereal Couriers Hired: | 3 |
| Cosmic Hamsters Found: | 2 | Inverted Worlds Discovered: | 1 |
| Eternal Flames Captured: | 7 | Magical Familiars Summoned: | 1 |
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