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Players: | 103/600 | Votes: | 6629 |
Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
World-Altering Spells Cast: | 0 | Teleportation Mishaps: | 2 |
Unicorn Sightings: | 1 | Lunar Scepters Activated: | 12 |
Evil Lairs Raided: | 3 | Astral Projections Made: | 0 |
God-Killer Bows Constructed: | 2 | Ender Pearl Glitches: | 2 |
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: | 1 | Mystical Amulets Crafted: | 45 |
Reality Warps Survived: | 1 | Mythical Swords Crafted: | 70 |
Cursed Lands Purified: | 3 | Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: | 1 |
oh, and get this, our players can fly on pigs and ride llamas into battle. we even have a secret underground base where you can find the holy grail of minecraft – a block of cheese that grants wishes.
plus, we have a pet dragon that farts rainbows and a disco ball that plays dubstep music. so, like, why wouldn’t you wanna join this epic server, bro? come on, join us and let’s party like it’s 1999!