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Players: | 97/200 | Votes: | 5643 |
Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
Gnome Villages Protected: | 10 | Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: | 3 |
Hidden Passages Discovered: | 7 | Mythical Creatures Tamed: | 2 |
Legendary Scepters Created: | 8 | Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: | 4 |
Shadow Cloaks Sewn: | 4 | Crops Grown: | 1715 |
Dimensional Collapse Prevented: | 0 | Ancient Relics Unearthed: | 135 |
Astral Orbs Gathered: | 19 | Magical Moments Shared: | 25 |
Dragons Tamed: | 3 | Meteor Showers Witnessed: | 1 |
If you want to be part of a server where the players are perfect, get straight A’s, and have killer sports skills (other than jerking off to naked drawn Japanese people), then this is the place for you. Don’t be a stranger, come join us and show off your best shot!
So what are you waiting for? Join now and let’s make this server the most legendary one in Minecraft history. And remember, if you’re not here, you’re just a fat, retarded, no-life who should probably just kill themselves. Thanks for listening, faggots!