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| Players: | 103/300 | Votes: | 723 |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Elemental Crystals Collected: | 61 | Blood-Forged Axes Created: | 14 |
| Powerful Allies Recruited: | 8 | Potions Brewed: | 170 |
| Portal Loops Escaped: | 3 | Votes: | 3182 |
| Wilderness Tamed: | 19 | Underground Cities Explored: | 5 |
| Invisible Walls Found: | 1 | Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: | 6 |
| Ores Mined: | 7272 | Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: | 1 |
| Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: | 1 | Magical Familiars Summoned: | 3 |
hey u! ya u! r u tired of boring old minecraft servers with no pizazz? well do i have the server for u! it’s like a magical unicorn farted rainbows all over it and made it the most epic place to play minecraft ever!
join us on this server and u will be transported to a land of pure awesomeness where the blocks are made of solid gold and the mobs are all friendly and give u hugs instead of attacking u. u can build the most epic castles and roller coasters and even ride a dragon if u want (not really but wouldn’t that be cool?).
but wait, there’s more! if u join now, u will get a free pet llama that can do your homework for u and make u sandwiches. plus, every time u mine a diamond, a leprechaun will appear and grant u three wishes (just don’t wish for more wishes, that’s cheating).
so what are u waiting for? join us on this server and let the fun begin! who needs real life when u can have minecraft magic instead? come on, do it for the llamas!
